Overthinkers

Following reports of “savages”, Giovanniland scrambles to colonize Nur
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
NURVILLA, GIOVANNILAND—As state news sources in Nur report on various encounters with “savages” from outside their borders, the cry for help has finally reached the ears of professionals.
A fleet of ships landed on the continent to claim the territory in the name of Giovanniland, and the colony of Nurvilla was quickly established. The Giovannilandians wasted little time in wiping out the Nuran savages.
“Giovanniland has a long and proud history of bringing civility to uncivilized lands,” said Kristovo Kolombio, who led the initial expedition, in an interview. “We have heard the prayers of the Nuran people and shall surely bring these savages to the light of Violet.”
“By force, if necessary,” another official helpfully added.
Leaked intelligence reports indicate that at least three people groups have been "converted" so far, with no sign of slowing down.
Prime Minister Hessen of Kalmach issued a statement in support of the invasion. This statement was immediately retracted and replaced with a declaration of war as Giovannilandian forces crossed the Kalmach border. A representative of the Infinite Emperor of Aukera said something about “heathens fighting heathens”, but we didn’t really understand anything else.
Anti-colonial activists could not be reached for comment after our previous feature story.
Sources vary as to which people groups in Nur are the savages and which ones are not, but Kolombio assured the Review that this was not an issue. “They will all be Giovannilandians in the end.”

Following reports of “savages”, Giovanniland scrambles to colonize Nur
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
NURVILLA, GIOVANNILAND—As state news sources in Nur report on various encounters with “savages” from outside their borders, the cry for help has finally reached the ears of professionals.
A fleet of ships landed on the continent to claim the territory in the name of Giovanniland, and the colony of Nurvilla was quickly established. The Giovannilandians wasted little time in wiping out the Nuran savages.
“Giovanniland has a long and proud history of bringing civility to uncivilized lands,” said Kristovo Kolombio, who led the initial expedition, in an interview. “We have heard the prayers of the Nuran people and shall surely bring these savages to the light of Violet.”
“By force, if necessary,” another official helpfully added.
Leaked intelligence reports indicate that at least three people groups have been "converted" so far, with no sign of slowing down.
Prime Minister Hessen of Kalmach issued a statement in support of the invasion. This statement was immediately retracted and replaced with a declaration of war as Giovannilandian forces crossed the Kalmach border. A representative of the Infinite Emperor of Aukera said something about “heathens fighting heathens”, but we didn’t really understand anything else.
Anti-colonial activists could not be reached for comment after our previous feature story.
Sources vary as to which people groups in Nur are the savages and which ones are not, but Kolombio assured the Review that this was not an issue. “They will all be Giovannilandians in the end.”

Following reports of “savages”, Giovanniland scrambles to colonize Nur
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
NURVILLA, GIOVANNILAND—As state news sources in Nur report on various encounters with “savages” from outside their borders, the cry for help has finally reached the ears of professionals.
A fleet of ships landed on the continent to claim the territory in the name of Giovanniland, and the colony of Nurvilla was quickly established. The Giovannilandians wasted little time in wiping out the Nuran savages.
“Giovanniland has a long and proud history of bringing civility to uncivilized lands,” said Kristovo Kolombio, who led the initial expedition, in an interview. “We have heard the prayers of the Nuran people and shall surely bring these savages to the light of Violet.”
“By force, if necessary,” another official helpfully added.
Leaked intelligence reports indicate that at least three people groups have been "converted" so far, with no sign of slowing down.
Prime Minister Hessen of Kalmach issued a statement in support of the invasion. This statement was immediately retracted and replaced with a declaration of war as Giovannilandian forces crossed the Kalmach border. A representative of the Infinite Emperor of Aukera said something about “heathens fighting heathens”, but we didn’t really understand anything else.
Anti-colonial activists could not be reached for comment after our previous feature story.
Sources vary as to which people groups in Nur are the savages and which ones are not, but Kolombio assured the Review that this was not an issue. “They will all be Giovannilandians in the end.”

Following reports of “savages”, Giovanniland scrambles to colonize Nur
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
NURVILLA, GIOVANNILAND—As state news sources in Nur report on various encounters with “savages” from outside their borders, the cry for help has finally reached the ears of professionals.
A fleet of ships landed on the continent to claim the territory in the name of Giovanniland, and the colony of Nurvilla was quickly established. The Giovannilandians wasted little time in wiping out the Nuran savages.
“Giovanniland has a long and proud history of bringing civility to uncivilized lands,” said Kristovo Kolombio, who led the initial expedition, in an interview. “We have heard the prayers of the Nuran people and shall surely bring these savages to the light of Violet.”
“By force, if necessary,” another official helpfully added.
Leaked intelligence reports indicate that at least three people groups have been "converted" so far, with no sign of slowing down.
Prime Minister Hessen of Kalmach issued a statement in support of the invasion. This statement was immediately retracted and replaced with a declaration of war as Giovannilandian forces crossed the Kalmach border. A representative of the Infinite Emperor of Aukera said something about “heathens fighting heathens”, but we didn’t really understand anything else.
Anti-colonial activists could not be reached for comment after our previous feature story.
Sources vary as to which people groups in Nur are the savages and which ones are not, but Kolombio assured the Review that this was not an issue. “They will all be Giovannilandians in the end.”

Anti-colonial sentiment in Giovannilandian Andolia reaches new high as man is mildly upset about taxes
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
ANDOLIAVILLE, GIOVANNILAND — Global experts indicate that tensions in Giovannilandian territory in Andolia have reached historic highs after a man expressed minor irritation about Giovannilandilandian taxes.
Flavio Deresse-Lumine, of Andoliaville, was purchasing a bag of milk at the convenience store. He reportedly sighed upon seeing the total ring up. According to witness testimony from the cashier, he then said “Those taxes are adding up, huh?”
This brazen anti-government statement is the latest and most severe action by separatist movements in Giovannilandilandilandian Andolia. As news broke, Giovannilandilandilandilandian state media was very quick to discredit it, claiming that Deresse-Lumine was a “Varanian operative” sent to justify invasion and reiterated that “the residents of Andoliaville are very happy to be Giovannilandilandilandilandilandian.”
Liza Corden, a social media figure openly associated with the Andolian Freedom Fighters, spoke out in Deresse-Lumine’s support. “Flavio is a hero of the Andolian revolution,” she proclaimed. “His act of bravery will inspire other oppressed souls in Giovanniland-occupied territory to cast off their colonial shackles and be free.”
Deresse-Lumine could not be reached for comment. It is assumed he is being held in a Giovannilandilandilandilandilandilandian prison. The Review will deliver updates as they become available.

Following reports of “savages”, Giovanniland scrambles to colonize Nur
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
NURVILLA, GIOVANNILAND—As state news sources in Nur report on various encounters with “savages” from outside their borders, the cry for help has finally reached the ears of professionals.
A fleet of ships landed on the continent to claim the territory in the name of Giovanniland, and the colony of Nurvilla was quickly established. The Giovannilandians wasted little time in wiping out the Nuran savages.
“Giovanniland has a long and proud history of bringing civility to uncivilized lands,” said Kristovo Kolombio, who led the initial expedition, in an interview. “We have heard the prayers of the Nuran people and shall surely bring these savages to the light of Violet.”
“By force, if necessary,” another official helpfully added.
Leaked intelligence reports indicate that at least three people groups have been "converted" so far, with no sign of slowing down.
Prime Minister Hessen of Kalmach issued a statement in support of the invasion. This statement was immediately retracted and replaced with a declaration of war as Giovannilandian forces crossed the Kalmach border. A representative of the Infinite Emperor of Aukera said something about “heathens fighting heathens”, but we didn’t really understand anything else.
Anti-colonial activists could not be reached for comment after our previous feature story.
Sources vary as to which people groups in Nur are the savages and which ones are not, but Kolombio assured the Review that this was not an issue. “They will all be Giovannilandians in the end.”

Following reports of “savages”, Giovanniland scrambles to colonize Nur
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
NURVILLA, GIOVANNILAND—As state news sources in Nur report on various encounters with “savages” from outside their borders, the cry for help has finally reached the ears of professionals.
A fleet of ships landed on the continent to claim the territory in the name of Giovanniland, and the colony of Nurvilla was quickly established. The Giovannilandians wasted little time in wiping out the Nuran savages.
“Giovanniland has a long and proud history of bringing civility to uncivilized lands,” said Kristovo Kolombio, who led the initial expedition, in an interview. “We have heard the prayers of the Nuran people and shall surely bring these savages to the light of Violet.”
“By force, if necessary,” another official helpfully added.
Leaked intelligence reports indicate that at least three people groups have been "converted" so far, with no sign of slowing down.
Prime Minister Hessen of Kalmach issued a statement in support of the invasion. This statement was immediately retracted and replaced with a declaration of war as Giovannilandian forces crossed the Kalmach border. A representative of the Infinite Emperor of Aukera said something about “heathens fighting heathens”, but we didn’t really understand anything else.
Anti-colonial activists could not be reached for comment after our previous feature story.
Sources vary as to which people groups in Nur are the savages and which ones are not, but Kolombio assured the Review that this was not an issue. “They will all be Giovannilandians in the end.”

Anti-colonial sentiment in Giovannilandian Andolia reaches new high as man is mildly upset about taxes
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
ANDOLIAVILLE, GIOVANNILAND — Global experts indicate that tensions in Giovannilandian territory in Andolia have reached historic highs after a man expressed minor irritation about Giovannilandilandian taxes.
Flavio Deresse-Lumine, of Andoliaville, was purchasing a bag of milk at the convenience store. He reportedly sighed upon seeing the total ring up. According to witness testimony from the cashier, he then said “Those taxes are adding up, huh?”
This brazen anti-government statement is the latest and most severe action by separatist movements in Giovannilandilandilandian Andolia. As news broke, Giovannilandilandilandilandian state media was very quick to discredit it, claiming that Deresse-Lumine was a “Varanian operative” sent to justify invasion and reiterated that “the residents of Andoliaville are very happy to be Giovannilandilandilandilandilandian.”
Liza Corden, a social media figure openly associated with the Andolian Freedom Fighters, spoke out in Deresse-Lumine’s support. “Flavio is a hero of the Andolian revolution,” she proclaimed. “His act of bravery will inspire other oppressed souls in Giovanniland-occupied territory to cast off their colonial shackles and be free.”
Deresse-Lumine could not be reached for comment. It is assumed he is being held in a Giovannilandilandilandilandilandilandian prison. The Review will deliver updates as they become available.

No real-life countries exist or have ever existed in the world of Esferos, so no. You can certainly use real nations as inspiration, but cannot directly import real places, history, people, etc.
Edit: There are other issues with your application, but I will leave those to the Loremasters to sort out.

Anti-colonial sentiment in Giovannilandian Andolia reaches new high as man is mildly upset about taxes
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
ANDOLIAVILLE, GIOVANNILAND — Global experts indicate that tensions in Giovannilandian territory in Andolia have reached historic highs after a man expressed minor irritation about Giovannilandilandian taxes.
Flavio Deresse-Lumine, of Andoliaville, was purchasing a bag of milk at the convenience store. He reportedly sighed upon seeing the total ring up. According to witness testimony from the cashier, he then said “Those taxes are adding up, huh?”
This brazen anti-government statement is the latest and most severe action by separatist movements in Giovannilandilandilandian Andolia. As news broke, Giovannilandilandilandilandian state media was very quick to discredit it, claiming that Deresse-Lumine was a “Varanian operative” sent to justify invasion and reiterated that “the residents of Andoliaville are very happy to be Giovannilandilandilandilandilandian.”
Liza Corden, a social media figure openly associated with the Andolian Freedom Fighters, spoke out in Deresse-Lumine’s support. “Flavio is a hero of the Andolian revolution,” she proclaimed. “His act of bravery will inspire other oppressed souls in Giovanniland-occupied territory to cast off their colonial shackles and be free.”
Deresse-Lumine could not be reached for comment. It is assumed he is being held in a Giovannilandilandilandilandilandilandian prison. The Review will deliver updates as they become available.

Anti-colonial sentiment in Giovannilandian Andolia reaches new high as man is mildly upset about taxes
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
ANDOLIAVILLE, GIOVANNILAND — Global experts indicate that tensions in Giovannilandian territory in Andolia have reached historic highs after a man expressed minor irritation about Giovannilandilandian taxes.
Flavio Deresse-Lumine, of Andoliaville, was purchasing a bag of milk at the convenience store. He reportedly sighed upon seeing the total ring up. According to witness testimony from the cashier, he then said “Those taxes are adding up, huh?”
This brazen anti-government statement is the latest and most severe action by separatist movements in Giovannilandilandilandian Andolia. As news broke, Giovannilandilandilandilandian state media was very quick to discredit it, claiming that Deresse-Lumine was a “Varanian operative” sent to justify invasion and reiterated that “the residents of Andoliaville are very happy to be Giovannilandilandilandilandilandian.”
Liza Corden, a social media figure openly associated with the Andolian Freedom Fighters, spoke out in Deresse-Lumine’s support. “Flavio is a hero of the Andolian revolution,” she proclaimed. “His act of bravery will inspire other oppressed souls in Giovanniland-occupied territory to cast off their colonial shackles and be free.”
Deresse-Lumine could not be reached for comment. It is assumed he is being held in a Giovannilandilandilandilandilandilandian prison. The Review will deliver updates as they become available.

Anti-colonial sentiment in Giovannilandian Andolia reaches new high as man is mildly upset about taxes
by Jerry Poole, Head Writer
ANDOLIAVILLE, GIOVANNILAND — Global experts indicate that tensions in Giovannilandian territory in Andolia have reached historic highs after a man expressed minor irritation about Giovannilandilandian taxes.
Flavio Deresse-Lumine, of Andoliaville, was purchasing a bag of milk at the convenience store. He reportedly sighed upon seeing the total ring up. According to witness testimony from the cashier, he then said “Those taxes are adding up, huh?”
This brazen anti-government statement is the latest and most severe action by separatist movements in Giovannilandilandilandian Andolia. As news broke, Giovannilandilandilandilandian state media was very quick to discredit it, claiming that Deresse-Lumine was a “Varanian operative” sent to justify invasion and reiterated that “the residents of Andoliaville are very happy to be Giovannilandilandilandilandilandian.”
Liza Corden, a social media figure openly associated with the Andolian Freedom Fighters, spoke out in Deresse-Lumine’s support. “Flavio is a hero of the Andolian revolution,” she proclaimed. “His act of bravery will inspire other oppressed souls in Giovanniland-occupied territory to cast off their colonial shackles and be free.”
Deresse-Lumine could not be reached for comment. It is assumed he is being held in a Giovannilandilandilandilandilandilandian prison. The Review will deliver updates as they become available.

Gio this is NationStates. Who here has enough friends to throw a huge party?

Telepathy is too much responsibility and moral dillemmas. Telekinesis is simply YEET.

/me quietly banhammers Giovanniland.

From the pages of the Hestmere Herald, Sports section:
What to watch for: Overthinkers vs. United Adaikes
Overthinkers’ national rugby team has their work cut out for them tonight against United Adaikes. The Sharks are looking to make it three straight semifinals in the World Cup, and have not lost a match yet this year. But oddsmakers had Saint Mark taking us out in the Round of 16, a game we won handily, so we’re already defying expectations.
    Of course, U-A is no Saint Mark, seeing as one of those teams takes the pitch with helmets on. Our team has done its best work when it establishes control early and can choose how they play. U-A is a fluid team that doesn’t rattle easy and knows how to put a stop to a run. In this writer’s opinion, here’s the three keys to an OT victory.
      Star power. Outside centre Jason Stella has been the man we trust to kick, and he’s only gotten better as the World Cup has progressed. However, he’s prone to getting in his own head after a miss and letting that throw him off for the rest of the game. Every conversion will count against this strong U-A defense, who allowed only 4 points more than Overthinkers in group play.
     Immovable object. So far, OT’s defense has clicked at key moments, but been sloppy in others—if seldom punsihed. David Nauta and the rest of our front eight need to maintain a constant pressure to contain U-A, giving our flashy offense the opportunity to shine. In the loss to Cambria, once they were up 11-0 the game was over.
     Spread the love. Hype is big around left wing Lee Julius, but there are plenty of other weapons in Coach Ed’s arsenal. Jules can only do so much if teams are ready and waiting for them to make a break for it. Knight, Knight, Bryan with a Y—any of them can make plays happen if the attention is focused on that left edge.
      This match will come down to whose will is stronger and who can impose that will on the pitch. For OT, this will be redemption for falling short against Cambria. I fully expect those players to leave it all out on the field. They will have nothing to be ashamed of either way. Still, a semifinal berth would be pretty damn nice.

From the pages of the Hestmere Herald, Sports section:
What to watch for: Overthinkers vs. United Adaikes
Overthinkers’ national rugby team has their work cut out for them tonight against United Adaikes. The Sharks are looking to make it three straight semifinals in the World Cup, and have not lost a match yet this year. But oddsmakers had Saint Mark taking us out in the Round of 16, a game we won handily, so we’re already defying expectations.
    Of course, U-A is no Saint Mark, seeing as one of those teams takes the pitch with helmets on. Our team has done its best work when it establishes control early and can choose how they play. U-A is a fluid team that doesn’t rattle easy and knows how to put a stop to a run. In this writer’s opinion, here’s the three keys to an OT victory.
      Star power. Outside centre Jason Stella has been the man we trust to kick, and he’s only gotten better as the World Cup has progressed. However, he’s prone to getting in his own head after a miss and letting that throw him off for the rest of the game. Every conversion will count against this strong U-A defense, who allowed only 4 points more than Overthinkers in group play.
     Immovable object. So far, OT’s defense has clicked at key moments, but been sloppy in others—if seldom punsihed. David Nauta and the rest of our front eight need to maintain a constant pressure to contain U-A, giving our flashy offense the opportunity to shine. In the loss to Cambria, once they were up 11-0 the game was over.
     Spread the love. Hype is big around left wing Lee Julius, but there are plenty of other weapons in Coach Ed’s arsenal. Jules can only do so much if teams are ready and waiting for them to make a break for it. Knight, Knight, Bryan with a Y—any of them can make plays happen if the attention is focused on that left edge.
      This match will come down to whose will is stronger and who can impose that will on the pitch. For OT, this will be redemption for falling short against Cambria. I fully expect those players to leave it all out on the field. They will have nothing to be ashamed of either way. Still, a semifinal berth would be pretty damn nice.

From the pages of the Hestmere Herald, Sports section:
What to watch for: Overthinkers vs. United Adaikes
Overthinkers’ national rugby team has their work cut out for them tonight against United Adaikes. The Sharks are looking to make it three straight semifinals in the World Cup, and have not lost a match yet this year. But oddsmakers had Saint Mark taking us out in the Round of 16, a game we won handily, so we’re already defying expectations.
    Of course, U-A is no Saint Mark, seeing as one of those teams takes the pitch with helmets on. Our team has done its best work when it establishes control early and can choose how they play. U-A is a fluid team that doesn’t rattle easy and knows how to put a stop to a run. In this writer’s opinion, here’s the three keys to an OT victory.
      Star power. Outside centre Jason Stella has been the man we trust to kick, and he’s only gotten better as the World Cup has progressed. However, he’s prone to getting in his own head after a miss and letting that throw him off for the rest of the game. Every conversion will count against this strong U-A defense, who allowed only 4 points more than Overthinkers in group play.
     Immovable object. So far, OT’s defense has clicked at key moments, but been sloppy in others—if seldom punsihed. David Nauta and the rest of our front eight need to maintain a constant pressure to contain U-A, giving our flashy offense the opportunity to shine. In the loss to Cambria, once they were up 11-0 the game was over.
     Spread the love. Hype is big around left wing Lee Julius, but there are plenty of other weapons in Coach Ed’s arsenal. Jules can only do so much if teams are ready and waiting for them to make a break for it. Knight, Knight, Bryan with a Y—any of them can make plays happen if the attention is focused on that left edge.
      This match will come down to whose will is stronger and who can impose that will on the pitch. For OT, this will be redemption for falling short against Cambria. I fully expect those players to leave it all out on the field. They will have nothing to be ashamed of either way. Still, a semifinal berth would be pretty damn nice.

From the pages of the Hestmere Herald, Sports section:
What to watch for: Overthinkers vs. United Adaikes
Overthinkers’ national rugby team has their work cut out for them tonight against United Adaikes. The Sharks are looking to make it three straight semifinals in the World Cup, and have not lost a match yet this year. But oddsmakers had Saint Mark taking us out in the Round of 16, a game we won handily, so we’re already defying expectations.
    Of course, U-A is no Saint Mark, seeing as one of those teams takes the pitch with helmets on. Our team has done its best work when it establishes control early and can choose how they play. U-A is a fluid team that doesn’t rattle easy and knows how to put a stop to a run. In this writer’s opinion, here’s the three keys to an OT victory.
      Star power. Outside centre Jason Stella has been the man we trust to kick, and he’s only gotten better as the World Cup has progressed. However, he’s prone to getting in his own head after a miss and letting that throw him off for the rest of the game. Every conversion will count against this strong U-A defense, who allowed only 4 points more than Overthinkers in group play.
     Immovable object. So far, OT’s defense has clicked at key moments, but been sloppy in others—if seldom punsihed. David Nauta and the rest of our front eight need to maintain a constant pressure to contain U-A, giving our flashy offense the opportunity to shine. In the loss to Cambria, once they were up 11-0 the game was over.
     Spread the love. Hype is big around left wing Lee Julius, but there are plenty of other weapons in Coach Ed’s arsenal. Jules can only do so much if teams are ready and waiting for them to make a break for it. Knight, Knight, Bryan with a Y—any of them can make plays happen if the attention is focused on that left edge.
      This match will come down to whose will is stronger and who can impose that will on the pitch. For OT, this will be redemption for falling short against Cambria. I fully expect those players to leave it all out on the field. They will have nothing to be ashamed of either way. Still, a semifinal berth would be pretty damn nice.

From the pages of the Hestmere Herald, Sports section:
What to watch for: Overthinkers vs. United Adaikes
Overthinkers’ national rugby team has their work cut out for them tonight against United Adaikes. The Sharks are looking to make it three straight semifinals in the World Cup, and have not lost a match yet this year. But oddsmakers had Saint Mark taking us out in the Round of 16, a game we won handily, so we’re already defying expectations.
    Of course, U-A is no Saint Mark, seeing as one of those teams takes the pitch with helmets on. Our team has done its best work when it establishes control early and can choose how they play. U-A is a fluid team that doesn’t rattle easy and knows how to put a stop to a run. In this writer’s opinion, here’s the three keys to an OT victory.
      Star power. Outside centre Jason Stella has been the man we trust to kick, and he’s only gotten better as the World Cup has progressed. However, he’s prone to getting in his own head after a miss and letting that throw him off for the rest of the game. Every conversion will count against this strong U-A defense, who allowed only 4 points more than Overthinkers in group play.
     Immovable object. So far, OT’s defense has clicked at key moments, but been sloppy in others—if seldom punsihed. David Nauta and the rest of our front eight need to maintain a constant pressure to contain U-A, giving our flashy offense the opportunity to shine. In the loss to Cambria, once they were up 11-0 the game was over.
     Spread the love. Hype is big around left wing Lee Julius, but there are plenty of other weapons in Coach Ed’s arsenal. Jules can only do so much if teams are ready and waiting for them to make a break for it. Knight, Knight, Bryan with a Y—any of them can make plays happen if the attention is focused on that left edge.
      This match will come down to whose will is stronger and who can impose that will on the pitch. For OT, this will be redemption for falling short against Cambria. I fully expect those players to leave it all out on the field. They will have nothing to be ashamed of either way. Still, a semifinal berth would be pretty damn nice.

From the pages of the Hestmere Herald, Sports section:
What to watch for: Overthinkers vs. United Adaikes
Overthinkers’ national rugby team has their work cut out for them tonight against United Adaikes. The Sharks are looking to make it three straight semifinals in the World Cup, and have not lost a match yet this year. But oddsmakers had Saint Mark taking us out in the Round of 16, a game we won handily, so we’re already defying expectations.
    Of course, U-A is no Saint Mark, seeing as one of those teams takes the pitch with helmets on. Our team has done its best work when it establishes control early and can choose how they play. U-A is a fluid team that doesn’t rattle easy and knows how to put a stop to a run. In this writer’s opinion, here’s the three keys to an OT victory.
      Star power. Outside centre Jason Stella has been the man we trust to kick, and he’s only gotten better as the World Cup has progressed. However, he’s prone to getting in his own head after a miss and letting that throw him off for the rest of the game. Every conversion will count against this strong U-A defense, who allowed only 4 points more than Overthinkers in group play.
     Immovable object. So far, OT’s defense has clicked at key moments, but been sloppy in others—if seldom punsihed. David Nauta and the rest of our front eight need to maintain a constant pressure to contain U-A, giving our flashy offense the opportunity to shine. In the loss to Cambria, once they were up 11-0 the game was over.
     Spread the love. Hype is big around left wing Lee Julius, but there are plenty of other weapons in Coach Ed’s arsenal. Jules can only do so much if teams are ready and waiting for them to make a break for it. Knight, Knight, Bryan with a Y—any of them can make plays happen if the attention is focused on that left edge.
      This match will come down to whose will is stronger and who can impose that will on the pitch. For OT, this will be redemption for falling short against Cambria. I fully expect those players to leave it all out on the field. They will have nothing to be ashamed of either way. Still, a semifinal berth would be pretty damn nice.

Match Day 4 submission, republished here for posterity.
 
Channel Numbers Explained
Over-the-air channels are numbered in a format different from most cable or satellite networks. (There are some exceptions, for example ValleyNet Cable follows over-the-air numbering.) So if you’re wondering what on earth “Channel 13.4” means, we’ve got you covered.
See also: How Antenna TV Works >>
Analog vs. Digital Channels
TV networks in Overthinkers are required to apply for a permit with the National Telecommunications Authority before they are allowed to broadcast. When the permit is approved, the network is assigned a unique frequency (channel number). That channel number becomes reserved for that network nationwide. So Channel 19.1 is always VBS, no matter where you are in Overthinkers.
In 1409, analog channels were fully phased out in favor of digital channels. Analog channels are not as efficient. If a company wanted to maintain three channels, they had to apply for and reserve three channel numbers, e.g. 19, 32 and 47. But up to seven digital channels can be broadcast in the same bandwidth. Thus, the NTA required networks to consolidate—e.g. 19.1, 19.2 and 19.3. In other words, all the channels “19.x” are owned by VBS, even if they are branded differently. This freed up space for more companies.
Channels 1-12
Channels 1-12 are reserved for government use. Not all of these are in active use, but private networks are not allowed to use these frequencies. 
1.1 is the Public Service Network, which broadcasts public service announcements as well as emergency programming.
2.1 lists TV channels and schedules in the area.
3.x channels are reserved for local government use.
4.1 is 24/7 weather coverage for the area from the National Meteorological Authority.
5.1-5.4 broadcast government functions, such as the live Congress feed.
12.1-12.3 broadcast educational and cultural programming sponsored by the Department of Education.
Channels 13-18
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Briefing on Cambria’s Updated Naval Mine Policy
SPECIAL BRIEFING
AMBASSADOR EWAN ODHNER, ASSOCIATE MINISTER FOR ARMS CONTROL AND INTERNATIONAL SECURITY
VIA TELECONFERENCE (excerpt from transcripts)
APRIL 12, 1423
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MR EKLUND: Thanks for that. Operator, if you wouldn’t mind repeating the instructions to ask a question.
OPERATOR: For any questions or comments, you may queue up by pressing 1 and then 0. That’s 1 and then 0 for any questions or comments.
MR EKLUND: Perfect. We’ll start with the line of Thomas Valen, please.
OPERATOR: One moment. The line is open.
QUESTION: Thank you. 
Could I ask you about another recent event? Zoranian Queen Atsil made public remarks in defense of her nations military-industrial pursuits. What are your thoughts on Queen Atsil's statement? Thanks.
AMBASSADOR ODHNER: Yes, I watched the young Queen's public response regarding her nation's recent arms deal with Kalmach. It placed a rather interesting interpretation of historical peace-time sales on display. However, we must make it clear that the intentional sale of fighter aircraft, or any military platform or weapon of war, for use in an active armed conflict is a grave concern for us and the international community. The consequences of such sales could lead to further instability and loss of lives in the region.
Furthermore, it is disappointing to see the supposed anti-corporate state justifying their actions as beating rival nations to an emerging market. Such a rationale, coupled with the argument that this arms deal is a mere fraction of a percent of GDP, is hypocritical and does not align with the principles of responsible governance.
As members of the international community, we all must prioritize stability and peace over economic gain. Cambria and its AU Allies urge Zoran to reconsider this arms deal and to explore alternative means of pursuing its national interests. Preferably one devoid of Corporatists in Monarchists robes. It is crucial that we work together to ensure a secure and prosperous future for all nations involved.
MR EKLUND: We’ll go to the line of Andrea Hellberg.
OPERATOR: One moment. Your line is open.
QUESTION: Good morning. Thank you for doing this. I just want to be clear whether today’s action prevents sea mine usage under all circumstances, and does this direct the Ministry for the Defense to destruct naval mines in its possession? Thank you.
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Silence gripped the Ostronian locker room. Even here, encased in concrete, buried deep below the stands, the team could still hear the echoes of the crowd packing into Garrison Stadium above them. They would’ve preferred the smaller Nadu Naval Stadium they started their stunning record in. Then, at least, there wouldn’t be 81,000 Dalimbari above them pounding their feet and cheering for their opponents: the Dalimbari national team itself. The echoes of the crowd made these players feel like condemned men about to be led to the gallows.
It was the first time Ostronia would play one of the Big Four teams. And on their match record, the Ostronians somehow stood on equal footing with the Dalimbari: 4 wins and 1 draw. But they hadn’t had the same success in point differentials so far, and with the home field advantage factored in—the potential shame of losing in front of everyone he knows will make any man play his hardest—all the watchers of the Cup so far said Dalimbar would win this match.
Erik Tafa, team captain and oldest player, knew all this. He dreaded this moment just like everyone else in the room. But even as his stomach churned, he got on his feet and fixed a determined gaze on his team. Even more than their coach, he was their leader. As leader, he had the duty to encourage his men before the battle.
“Gather ‘round. Listen very carefully to me.”
He paused to let downcast eyes rise and meet his. Even poor Alex Uchechukwu, the kid with plenty of strength but a dire lack of confidence, lifted his head.
“There’s a lot of speculation out there. There’s a lot of people saying we’ll perform this way or that. There’s a lot of people out there saying that we’re about to lose this match, that we can’t defeat Dalimbar.
“But those people are not here in this locker room. Those people are not going to be out on the pitch playing this match. We are the Ostronian team, and we will play as well as we decide. A commenter way up in the announcer booth won’t be down in the scrum. He won’t know what’s going on until it’s already happened. He’ll get to comment on history, but only after we make it.
“We are all skilled and talented rugby players. That’s why our people chose us to represent them here. We’ve already shown the world they chose wisely. We’ve qualified for the knockout stage, whether we win tonight or not.”
He leaned in close, a sly smile spreading across his face. “But here’s the problem: I want this victory. I want to show the Big Four—I want to show all 81,000 Dalimbari in the stands up there—I want to show everyone watching at home—that Ostronia in the east, the poorest of the poor Nuran countries, plays better rugby than any of them.
”But frankly, it’s not going to come down to our skill and our talent alone. It’s not going to come down to our opponents’ skill and talent alone, either. This match is about who wants this victory more, who will do more to claim it for their team. We’ve won so far off our ability. Tonight, we are going to go out there and win off our desire. We’ve already proven we can win. Now we will win because we want to, because we—and no one else—decide how we play.”
 

Now for the actual Match Day 6 submission.
WATCH: Interview with OT Rugby’s Lee Julius
By Byron Ronald | SPOT Staff Writer | 3 hours ago
Overthinkers’ national rugby team has stolen the spotlight on the world stage. They are the only team so far to remain undefeated through five matches (though Cambria, United Adaikes and Zoran are also 4-0 in group play), and they have held the largest point differential (+76) of any competitor. Dalimbar’s official Rugby Rankings rank the team a solid #5, behind only the “Big Four” of international rugby (Zoran, Dalimbar, Cambria and U.A.).
Related: See all scores and stories from Rugby World Cup 4 in Dalimbar.
Overthinkers has been carried in the World Cup by its aggressive, creative offense—a style that was a staple of Coach Ed’s strategy in the TRY RL.  But the big playmaker is a lesser-known face in the sport: left wing Lee Julius. Signed by the struggling Aurum Enigma two seasons ago, Julius had already displayed some flashes of brilliance, and many pundits wondered what they could do behind forwards who could actually block. They are wondering no longer.
Julius scored two tries in the first match against Libterraria and leads the team with 5 tries in the World Cup. Their flashy footwork makes them hard to catch once the ball is in their hands. As the team enters its bye day before gearing up for a daunting finale against Cambria, SPOT’s Peyton Cade sat down with Julius in Saint Andreisburg.
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CADE: So, at a surface level, how has it been playing in the World Cup compared to the TRY RL back home?
JULIUS: It’s been pretty insane. It’s not just how the eyes of the whole world are watching now, though that’s definitely part of it. But one of the things you keep hearing is how for the Dalimbari, rugby is a religion, and it feels like it. You can tell just how important it is to everyone here. It’s kind of a sacred atmosphere.
CADE: On that note, you and the rest of the team suddenly carry a lot of weight, representing the country in a place where there’s little to no diplomatic history. Has that impacted you guys at all?
JULIUS: It depends. I think for the most part we kinda roll with it. Coach Ed wants us to stay focused on the game, but the ambassador traveling with us is very watchful of how we behave. She scares the s— out of most of the guys. I think she’s pretty cool, personally.
CADE: I take it team morale has to be pretty high coming off five straight wins. Have there been any jitters at all?
JULIUS: I can’t speak for everyone, but for me not since Day 1. Coach Ed was hyping us up the whole way here, but you don’t really believe it till you get out and play. Pretty sure any worries I had were lost somewhere around the 22 on that first try. *laughter*
CADE: You’re leading the team with five tries in five matches. How does that make you feel?
JULIUS: Pretty humbled, believe it or not. A lot of the players I look up to are here with me—Theresa, David, Leona. Our whole strategy is playing to each of our strengths, and my team trusts me to play to mine when they pass to me. And we don’t talk about that one play against Cyrylic.
CADE: Well, you’re becoming a known name among fans of the sport back home, and some people are comparing you to greats like Mike Burger and Rory Fidel. What do you have to say to that?
JULIUS: Well, when I took political history at NUX, my professor always said that Overthinking law protects your right to be wrong.
CADE: *laughing* Okay, fine. Will you guys be doing anything different to prepare for Cambria in three days? 
JULIUS: Just training like hell. We’ve got spot 1 or 2 locked up, so the Cambria game is just about pride. We want to prove we’re the real deal—if we can’t beat them, we’re gonna make ‘em work for it.
CADE: I like it. Thanks for joining me today.
JULIUS: Thanks for having me.
Julius and the Kites will face the top seed of Group C, Cambria, at 0:00 Over Time (19:00 local time) on Thursday. This match will likely determine both teams’ seeding in the knockout stage. SPOT has moved the live broadcast to SPOT 1, but the game will be re-broadcast on SPOT 3 at 13:00 as usual. As always, all RWC matches can be watched live or on-demand on live.spot.ot or the HOTSPOT app.