Dilber 188 Posted November 25, 2021 For days I have been ruminating on the legislation sent to me concerning Gord. On this date, 11/25/2021, I've received your mixed-vote petition, and have come to a decision concerning Gord. Gord is hereby pardoned for all crimes in the West Pacific, and shall be set free. Unfortunately, it turns out that we don't have any sort of treaties with the entity known as "Canada", and he has not been pardoned for his crimes of being delicious there. Also, it turns out their petition date was like a month ago and I'm pretty sure his goose has been cooked. Rest assured, your delegate is doing everything in his power to repatriate his delicious remains, preferably by about 4 PM today. Dilber, Platypus Delegate of the West. 6 4 HyFy, embubbleblue, Giovanniland and 7 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wymondham 69 Posted November 25, 2021 Oh, Canada! 3 1 Bran Astor, Zoran, Big Bad Badger and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mediobogdum 626 Posted November 25, 2021 So, his goose has been cooked, then? 1 1 Zoran and Bran Astor reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dalimbar 330 Posted November 25, 2021 Not our fault you guys do the holiday late... 2 1 Giovanniland, Bran Astor and Zoran reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mediobogdum 626 Posted November 25, 2021 As a Brit, we do not cook our goose, or turkey, until Christmas! 2 Bran Astor and Zoran reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clarkov 303 Posted November 25, 2021 If there's a part of that complete turkey meant for delivery to a god living in a shrine, you can send my piece of turkey to someone else. For the love of Gord, I do not like turkey. 1 1 Zoran and Bran Astor reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites