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For days I have been ruminating on the legislation sent to me concerning Gord.  On this date, 11/25/2021, I've received your mixed-vote petition, and have come to a decision concerning Gord.  Gord is hereby pardoned for all crimes in the West Pacific, and shall be set free.

Unfortunately, it turns out that we don't have any sort of treaties with the entity known as "Canada", and he has not been pardoned for his crimes of being delicious there.  Also, it turns out their petition date was like a month ago and I'm pretty sure his goose has been cooked.


Rest assured, your delegate is doing everything in his power to repatriate his delicious remains, preferably by about 4 PM today.


Dilber, Platypus Delegate of the West.

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