Little Sealand

Actually, now that I look, I don't see where that nation or any of the aliases I know him by have spent any time in Lazarus.
I will need some evidence that they are sheltering a forum destroyer. 
 
This is pretty much the only thing TWP takes seriously in the game.  So I won't accuse someone without evidence.

*ties both down*
 
Nobody leaves.

I had to send a home-test yesterday, Finance Math. Started at 7PM, ended at 2AM, thankfully our professor opened the delivery box till 6AM... Anyway, went to bed at 2:30AM and then woke up at 5AM to cook breakfast for my wife and kid and started to work at 7AM... I'm... too tired.

Are we still on that executive bill? That was from before my router blew.

An oculas rift and a mini fridge is all thats missing from that picture

thats the game of politics

It definitely is neither. But it was still amazing.
 
And now I will never be able to stop thinking of Winni in that way.  O.o

This may not be time or thread for this, but I really do mentally picture Winnipeg as the cookie monster at a computer screen shouting "COOOKIES!!!"

I agree with condemning Stu as well.
No fancy or eloquent paragraph.

Finally! Was having issues to access. I really dislike forum destroyers. I also dislike Cormac's hypocrisy but that is another matter. We should NOT base our position on what other regions are doing, btw. But your point about forum destroyers is super valid.

We are currently holding what will likely be the single most important election in the entirety of TWP's history.
 
But to hell with that, I want to talk about burritos.
 
You see, burritos are likely the most delicious food ever invented. I say this as a Mexican-American, and thus an expert authority on all things burrito-related. But our burrito here is falling apart.
 
The West Pacific is just like a burrito in that it has two important, distinct but interdependent parts. For burritos, it's the tortilla and the filling. For us, it's the forums and the on-site community. Each one plays a key role, and if you only have one of the two, your burrito is freaking terrible.
 
We currently have a top-notch filling/on-site community. Look at our RMBeans! The post count there is greater than I've ever seen in a GCR. Even the second-most active I've noted, TSP's RMB, falls far behind ours. The filling is what gives our region its distinctive flavor, its identity as a unique place, and it's something that we must strive to perfect and keep going, always improving. I promise to 
 
The problem is, even the greatest filling ever means nothing if we don't have a good tortilla. The forums are inactive to a degree that's almost ridiculous. That's why we need a strong, decisive Prime Minister who knows how to improve activity, how to better our region and build it up. The forums are what give the region structure, the place where we can come together to choose the West Pacific's future as a community.
 
So I ask you, lend me your votes, fellow West Pacificans! Together, we shall conquer and improve our burrito! ...Dammit, that sounded much better in my head.
 
PS: Policy will be discussed in-depth in posts following this one.
 
PPS: Yes, there is something very, very wrong with me.

You are being mean to the guy

Im always there when waffles are around

*throws a llama carcass at Llamas*
 
On an other note, good to see you Ele

Look, I pay for these forums, I pay for this server, and I work a real job where I have to deal with this stuff all day.  I'm not exactly coming home from work, full of zim to do more web development.  I will get to it WHEN I GET TO IT.

It's hardly an exit poll if you take it before the election starts.

*slams head into Tylenol*
 
Thank you, I needed that.

*slams desk into head*

*gets a face full of concussions*

I asked Alei about it, he referred me to Milograd, Milograd referred me to Pez
 
Pez is Milograd.

Sounds like NS politics is fun

You argue by yelling really loudly and not recognizing when you're wrong. Trust me, I learned this from my experience in TSP's High Court.

This is quite old, and it's strange to see it never got implemented. I would be completely in favor of starting it up again, but we would need someone to run it. Should the Executive Council Act in the HGA pass, it would likely pass to be part of the job of the Officer of Community Affairs.

It's good to see that the situation is getting (marginally) better. Seizures have stopped, condition is at least stable, I hope with all my heart that this story has a happy ending.

This is how we behave without the addition of hallucinogens to the water supply. 
Welcome to TWP!