Honorary Bran Astor, Resident Sasquatch of the West Pacific Region,
The branches of the Olean have bestowed you with their fruit - suculent and exquisite as they are - a gift signifying our readiness to be included in the official map of the reason. We believe a nation such a ours, dulifuly maintaining the course of action of the reason, aggressively defending the air-frequencies of threats such a nazism and everything that does against the principle of both our blessed reason and all that surrounds it; indeed such nation deserve a place under the sun.
The Chairman and all of the nerrium blossoms he cares for and love bade their breath in anticipation where our nation- mind you one of the top 8 producers of miliraty and defensive equipment in the region, despite its small size, will be allowcated.
May the fragrances of springtime Oleandria forever grace your land!
P.S. - We expect a reply, even if it is a misguided refusal. Thank you.