Gates

[Tweedy]

Tweedy & Mrs.Tweedy going on vacation in four-wheeled (not a cart) horseless carriage....

[Westwind]

*is distracted by Tweedy's signature*

 

Oh wait.....Is this it:

 

Booze Wagon

[Gates]

That's it the Gatesville booze cart !!! It's dressed up and camouflaged by that dastardly group who hijacked it and leaving my region dry from the spirits that motivate us. I shall continue my investigation into this matter and make sure that all involved in this plot will see their day in the Gatesville INC court of inquisition.

[Westwind]

Sounds like another opportunity to share a keg or two.

[Nevadar]

I am all for opportunities that involve sharing a keg. Or two. Or seven. Unfortunately, the returned booze wagon was missing seven barrels of prime whiskey --two of Maker's Mark, two of Jack Daniels, and three--count them, THREE--of Michael Collins Single Malt that was a personal gift from my dear papa. The infidels attempted to replace the missing barrels with gin. Gin! As if we wouldn't notice. Those dastardly villains shall pay. I must insist on accompanying Gates and Pope Lexus on their search of these private liquor cabinets. I brought pretzels.

[That Called the Vlagh]

There are very, very few nations that I consider old friends in the Nation States world.

 

You are one of them - although this incarnation never actually had dealings with you.

 

Hello.

[Nevadar]

Why can' I delete my double posts?

[Papercuts and Skittles]

I am all for opportunities that involve sharing a keg. Or two. Or seven. Unfortunately, the returned booze wagon was missing seven barrels of prime whiskey --two of Maker's Mark, two of Jack Daniels, and three--count them, THREE--of Michael Collins Single Malt that was a personal gift from my dear papa. The infidels attempted to replace the missing barrels with gin. Gin! As if we wouldn't notice. Those dastardly villains shall pay. I must insist on accompanying Gates and Pope Lexus on their search of these private liquor cabinets. I brought pretzels.

Would it have made a difference if they had left some barrels of tonic as well?

[Westwind]

I'm guessing that it was the Breakfast Gin too.

 

Why can' I delete my double posts?

 

You have double posts ?

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

I can't blame you for complaining - gin tastes the same way a dead dog smells.

[Nevadar]

Would it have made a difference if they had left some barrels of tonic as well?

Only in that I would have had more barrels to smash in my anger. Gin and tonic is a girly drink. Do I look like a girly girl to you?

 

You have double posts ?

We all have our faults.

 

I can't blame you for complaining - gin tastes the same way a dead dog smells.

Oh I like you. I think we are going to get along just fine. Now, where is the good stuff?

[Papercuts and Skittles]

Not from what I remember, but I guess leather can be considered girly