A Darkesian Simulation

[URAP]

The Norwegian is a bit busy spraying the mid lane with poisonous crossbow bolts to notice.

[Hariko]

The Harikene gives up and sits on the floor, staring at the ceiling.

[URAP]

The Harikene gives up and sits on the floor, staring at the ceiling.

"I have an extra camp chair in my bag, if you want."

[Hariko]

“That would be nice, thank you.”

[URAP]

"Not a problem."

[Hariko]

“What else do you carry with you?”

[URAP]

"I think there's a katana, a gun, a cat, and some alcohol too. Plus other stuff."

[Hariko]

The Harikene glances at the open bag. It's much larger on the inside than the outside. The Harikene stares at the bag for a full two minutes without saying anything.

[URAP]

The Norwegian is tapping and clicking away, unaware.

[Hariko]

The Harikene rubs his eyes and then seeing the bag defying logic still, he puts his hands to his face and his hair gets all messy as he grabs it out of confusion.

 

(Yeah, I do this in real life too, don't judge )

[URAP]

The Harikene rubs his eyes and then seeing the bag defying logic still, he puts his hands to his face and his hair gets all messy as he grabs it out of confusion.

 

(Yeah, I do this in real life too, don't judge )

(Why am I not surprised, I do it too)

The Norwegian finishes the match, and looks up at the line. He grabs the cat and sets it on his shoulder, swigs some soju, and starts a new match.

[Hariko]

The Harikene stares at his hand.

 

(I could come up with a whole list of weird things I do, lol. Like for example, I have a really hard time keeping eye contact with people when talking with them, and forcing myself to do it kind of drives me nuts.)

[Papercuts and Skittles]

The Cutter walks off again as a cloud of dread slowly falls over the line

 

SILENT BUT DEADLY

[URAP]

The norweigan pulls out a gasmask and puts it on before continuing the game.

[Hariko]

The Harikene starts gagging.

[URAP]

The Norwegian muffledly says "there should be a couple medical masks in there, try one of those."

[Zogradia]

An Arabian man walks into the TWP Mart, curious of what's going on, while also trying to give the Norwegian and the Harikene some space. He starts to search the store for dates (as in the dried fruits).

[Hariko]

The Harikene rummages through the bag while he gives the Cutter a death stare.

[Zogradia]

The Arab, distracted by the noise, asks "What is going on here?!".

[Hariko]

“This is officially one of the weirdest supermarkets I've been to.”

[URAP]

"Diiee!"

[Hariko]

The Harikene puts a medical mask on his face while the unfazed Norwegian carries on playing his video game while everyone else is gagging. A small child throws up in their stroller.

[URAP]

(EW)

[Hariko]

(Blame the Cutter)

 

The Reçu at the checkout counter turns on a fan to blow the poisoned air away, and continues with checkout.

[URAP]

The Norwegian keeps playing, gasmask rustling softly.