Hariko

That involves computer systems, not a robot apocalypse.

Issue 4xx: The Singularity The Issue: An AI developed in a military lab has become self-aware and has begun wreaking havoc on the country with robots in a nightmare scenario. People have come to you in a panic in order to find a way to address the quickly-worsening situation. 1. Military officer says blow stuff up 2. Humanitarian worker says evacuate the country 3. Transhumanist says to join the robots and become cyborgs 4. The AI says that humans are simple, self-destructive creatures that cannot take care of themselves, therefore the superior AI should be in charge and take care of the humans...lest the humans face extermination

Oops, already came up with one.

TADA! https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=585687

On it, Delegarth Elegate!

*sets up glitter land mines in the garden out back*

*sips tea*

This is a really long intro thread.

crowds of candy-colored people are now attending potato operas across the country

*eats panini while riding unicycle backwards*

Sup

I'm a Netflix kind of person...

Sorry, the government you requested diplomatic relations with no longer exists. Please contact the successor government on site. Elegarth has control over diplomacy.

*meditates in tea garden*

Yes

I agree; we've been dragging this process out for months.

Perhaps the advocate should hold a vote to dissolve the Union and declare his office extinct.

Something attached to them, anyway.

I'm not really sure if there is a more specific way to define white.

Define white, then. Source: http://www.census.gov/prod/2001pubs/cenbr01-1.pdf

The racial and ethnic make-up of this thread has been put into chart format. White ethnicities are blue, Asian green, and African red. 77% of the people surveyed are white, 17% are mixed, and 6% are Asian. 80% of the ethnicities claimed are white, 15% are Asian, and 5% are African. Compared to the US, this thread would overrepresent whites and Asians while underrepresenting blacks.

Objectively, yes, life is meaningless. You have to give it meaning though, and that's at least my purpose in life. It's never a boring place here, whether exploring the world around you or the internal life going on in your head.