URAP Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 “Um, we will see...I mean no, sorry, I mean no. No I have not.” The Harikene tries to pick himself up but his wrist still hurts so he takes a moment to get his composure before getting up again. "It's awesome. I'm pretty good, but eh. I'm a casual player. At least I still leave my house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 23, 2015 Author Share Posted June 23, 2015 The Harikene looks at the Norwegian's set up for a moment. “Ah, yes, I see...” He brushed the dirt off of his pants and looked ahead at the line. The Reçu was taking a selfie with a customer. He sighed. Contemplating whether or not to ditch and go shop elsewhere, he took out his phone and began reading a book on it. Then a notification on it said he was running low on battery, and his charger was in the car two blocks away by the beach. Annoyed, he put the phone back in his pocket and listened to the odd noises the laptop would make as the Norwegian kept playing in line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Badger Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 The Texan finishes his beer and quickly opens another. As he bends over to pick up his bottle cap he catches a glimpse of the computer game a Norwegian is playing next to him in line. Interested, he positions himself in a way where he can watch the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 23, 2015 Author Share Posted June 23, 2015 The Harikene leans over again, but makes sure to not fall over. In the process of doing that, he steps on the Texan's foot and beings to profusely apologise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URAP Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 The Norwegian is blissfully unaware of the watchers around him as he makes a quadrakill and escapes back to his nexus to buy the Blade of the Ruined King before heading out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 23, 2015 Author Share Posted June 23, 2015 The lines moves up, but the group of people surrounding the nordmann stays in the same spot, adding to the frustration of the customers behind them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naisaar Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 A Naisaarian enters the store and sees a huge line of people. He goes up to a Harikene looking at a Norwegian play LoL and says to him, "Haven't you ever heard of drones delivering your food?" He then takes out his phone and orders some corn chips, which are swiftly delivered by a drone before he exits the store. As he exits the store, he says to them, "Go to -some website- and try it! It's better than that line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 23, 2015 Author Share Posted June 23, 2015 The Harikene wonders why the hell he came to the store if that drone could actually deliver food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Badger Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 The Texan graciously accepts the Harikene's apology. Pats him on the back and asks, "What's with the drone? I'm sure glad we're not so lazy as to have groceries delivered instantly. People are losing touch with humanity." The Texan then leans in to watch the computer game quadrakill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 23, 2015 Author Share Posted June 23, 2015 “Ah, the joys of Amazon bleeding into real life.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URAP Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 "Crazy, isn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 “Weird, more than anything. How do you play this game?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URAP Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 "Mouse moves your champion and aims your spells, number buttons activate spells and items. The controls are simple, the gameplay is hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 ”I see. So, uh, what did you come to buy, if I'm not being too nosy.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 The awkward silence made the Harikene look away and notice that the line had moved up a bit. He walked forward, leaving the Norwegian to play his game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URAP Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 The Norwegian slowly registered the question. Finally, he answered, "Oh, just some food and alcohol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 The Harikene turned around for a second before responding with an “Oh.” He looked in his basket of groceries and noticed something was missing. “Hey, could you hold my place in line for a moment; I forgot to get something.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URAP Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 "Not a problem, I'll be sitting here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 The Harikene runs off to get a box of Japanese Kit Kats, and hopefully TWP-Mart has the big box still in stock. Two minutes later, he returns with three big boxes in his arms and a big grin on his face, and then gets back in line. “I have a problem.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URAP Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 The Harikene runs off to get a box of Japanese Kit Kats, and hopefully TWP-Mart has the big box still in stock. Two minutes later, he returns with three big boxes in his arms and a big grin on his face, and then gets back in line. “I have a problem.” "Heh. So do I, as you may have noticed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 “Yours isn't fattening.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URAP Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 "Oh, I beg to differ. Sitting all day isn't exactly healthy either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 The Harikene looks at the box. “I need to call my wife and tell her I love her.” He puts the boxes of KitKats onto a nearby counter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URAP Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 "You do that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 The Harikene glances at the Norwegian before doing so. The line moves up, but the next customer has coupons, making the transaction with the Reçu even slower. He is not amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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