ramaster00 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 It was supposedly just another day in the West Pacific. people were going along with their West Pacifican things. This all changed when a new nation popped up. Though just a minnow in regional influence the people of Sig sauer knew they wanted more And boy were they going to get it. The way Sig sauer entered the regional parliament was a very interesting one. The parliament was just discussing trivial matters when a tank burst through the front door, squashing one of the janitors in the process. Everyone turned in the tank's direction in shock. What in the world is a tank doing in the national parliament, and more importantly how did is get past security? Soon after the tank hatch opened and a soldier popped out. What made it more shocking was the fact that the soldier was wearing clothes of a ghastly yellow and green color. Before anyone got a chance to say anything the soldier quickly said "Greetings my fellow West Pacificans!" he said with a booming loud voice. "Do not mind the architectural damage for our leaders will be more than happy to pay for the damages!" Completely unaware of the fact that he had just murdered a harmless custiodian. "My leaders have brought me here to make sure that you wonderful people of the parliament are aware of are presence, now that you have been brought to attention of my country I am going to take my leave" said the commander abruptly. And so he departed, leaving as quickly as he came and squashing another janitor in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 errr...hi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorHenn Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Well, you have potential. Welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intelligent Holograms Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Welcome to TWP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramaster00 Posted September 7, 2014 Author Share Posted September 7, 2014 Thank you brother! We Sig sauerians pride ourselves on dynamic entry and public speaking. And thanks, have some munitions. (Jonah throws a grenade at ProfessorHenn) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorHenn Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 That's not very nice! What did you do that for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramaster00 Posted September 7, 2014 Author Share Posted September 7, 2014 Why tradition of course! And besides, the pin was still inside Our grenades will blow you away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Welcome to The West Pacific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Welcome to TWP. Do you have any chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramaster00 Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 Chocolate?! Sig sauer does not have the agriculture capable of doing so. And plus, due to the mostly inhospitable environment, we have to stick to a very strict diet. Care for some soylent instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Ugh! You poor creature! We will have extra rations of chocolate shipped to you immediately. We will shape it to look like hand grenades to both allow your people to feel comfortable with it and to provide endless hours of entertainment as minions attempt to decide which is live and which is yummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramaster00 Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 My God! I just discovered that this chocolate of yours has a ridiculously high calorie and sugar count. Why our people can't have that at all! In addition, not only does that lead to increased weight gain, but dental decay too! How could something you claim to be so delicious be harmful at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 In that case, I'll send you a keg of spiced crimson rum, TWP's finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 And ya better share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 My God!... How could something you claim to be so delicious be harmful at the same time? You are aware that Darkesia is lead by a female, correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 A belated "Welcome" from me, TWPs resident psycho. The electric chair is on the left, electric eels on the right and in the middle.... well you'll find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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