"Greetings fellow minnow state! We of the country Sig Sauer are glad to welcome another nation to the region of the West Pacific. We Find your form of militia to be very impressive, despite being in need of modern military training. Should you ever need assistance in creating a standing millitary we will be more than glad to help, but until then, I must take my leave, goodbye dear acquaintance."
The emissary then speeds away on his dirt-bike, knocking over a water cooler in the process.