Crazy Slots Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 The New Pacific Times [ Tabloid ] Milograd Introduces Pacifican Newspeak and Language PICTURED: The Risellia Stone was uncovered by Milograd in the dusty catacombs of the PRP's forum in 2011. Hall of the People, The Paciifc -- Following new legislation in The Pacific, the state's civil code is being rewritten in Proper Pacifican Tongue, and members are henceforth required to speak solely in Proper Pacifican Tongue. When asked about what the new language entails, Milograd said, "Well, essentially, we're throwing out the corrupted oldspeak and re-adopting an indigenous language. This language has existed in Pacifica for many years but has waned away -- until now."Comrade Milograd proposed this legislation to Tribune Aleisyr this weekend and the proposal was met with great enthusiasm from the Senate. Rumor has it that Senator Feux actually chose to debate the proposal on the floor of the Senate in Proper Pacifican Tongue; in doing so, he forced Senators Gaspo, Laws and Bylaws, and Rothinzil to purchase Pacifican dictionaries from Risellia's old, but forever renowned, Storefront for Questionably Useful Things™.The language is picked up naturally by true Pacificans, while it is virtually impossible to understand to a foreign ear or eye. The trick lies in the language's unique character system, which is based off of what appear to be salutes. Indeed, whenever you thought a Pacifican was saluting you or someone else, he or she may have been communicating in the root language that PPT is based off of. It's also entirely possible that they were just saluting, though."o/7o<o>\o/o>^o-," said Senator Karpathos, "o/\o<o><o>o/(`-')/\O_\o\o>." This explanation of how the language will be used to o/\o<o><o enemies of The Pacific and destroy o/o<o> is undeniably accurate, and we are confident that Eluvatar and Falconias will soon be <o>|o|<o>o/ by our <o> vertical \o\o>_o/ thrust project.-----Written by MilogradThe New Pacific Times : All the scandal that's fit to printProudly Part of PNNCopyright 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Intelligent Holograms Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Can I buy one of those dictionaries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Risellia was always such a good Senator in the Merit back in antiquity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 This article just goes to show that even Darwin's theory of 'survival-of-the-fittest' had the odd exception! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentium Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I can only imagine what it would be like to be some random person entering a forum where everyone spoke some obscure "language". But if the people of the region really wanted it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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