"Welcome to the West Pacific, where men are men and sheep are careful"
"Welcome to the West Pacific Motel. My name is Norman Bates and I'm just a normal guy. No don't go. Please. Mother what have you done?"
"Welcome to the West Pacific. Have a squirrel"
(I know you're being serious Fratellnoir, but you will find I'm one of the less serious characters around here, except when I'm upholding my position as TWP's Resident Old Fart.)