Bhang Bhang Duc

Yep, welcome. Grab a bottle and a barstool.

Laz, Balder and TNP - mine. List correct.

What a load of old #/?>)*$^.

Hi there New Matawan. Hope you enjoy your stay here.

I can't blame you for complaining - gin tastes the same way a dead dog smells.

Don't sweat it IH. It was a genuine mistake.

You can fuck off through the sign marked "Exit", Vlagh. Don't let it slam on your way out.

As an Emperor he might have more chance of getting me my two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. Which I'm still waiting for.

Hi Elgarth. Wierdness - we thrive on it.

They are mostly found in Australia. Australia is full of criminals. Therefore, marsupials are criminals - and they have pouches.

Don't drop the silly tag - silly defines us a lot of the time.

I voted for "The Western Mail". It's also the name of the local paper in my old home town of Cardiff.

Will AMOM still be wring SC proposals in crayon? No, seriously congratulations to AMOM and the Pacific.

Hi Archsium, grab a dancing girl and a beer. Or if you're under-age grab a picture of a dancing girl and a beer. (Hey nothing wrong with under-age drinking, as long as you're responsible - mostly).

Thank you for the update.

Well we're all glad we don't have to deal with F&P anymore, but it does leave us short of one whipping boy. Miss Zeta though. Oh yeah, hi!

Welcome to the madhouse Kaiser_samuel. TWP is not only the best region in NS it is also the coolest. That's because somebody keeps leaving the front door open.

Although I've read some of these before they're still blody hilarious.

As we have remained neutral in TSP's affairs I see no reason why the opposition could not post here as well. @GE - conflict of interest? Please leave those outside TWP.

Hi Erusea, welcome to TWP. Of course TAO is really T.A.O. - The Acutely Obtuse.

Good to see you here KK. Welcome.

In real life just about to move countries again Kev. New job, different industry, back to the UK closer to the grandkids.

I know nothing about any Guinness, nothing I tells ye.

G'day Kev, welcome back.

Yep, that sounds like Mrs BBD.