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Westwind Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 49. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described the Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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God-Emperor Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I've been doin' this one for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Winnipeg Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 I've been doin' this one for years. Remind me never to eat one of your cookies....ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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God-Emperor Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 What's wrong with 'em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 You wait 'til I tell Darkesia what you're doing to chocolate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 GE you are one sick puppy. Get some therapy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Well, BBD did warn them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 GE you are one sick puppy. Get some therapy! Not as sick as someone who eats one of those Oreos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 You wait 'til I tell Darkesia what you're doing to chocolate! I can't even look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 But I saved the Double Stuffeds for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotwood Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 What's wrong with 'em? Some people just want to see the world burn.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 < Nero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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