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The Zoranian Platypus on the Verge of Extinction

 

For centuries the Zoranian Platypus, who reside within the the great Relutan rain forest, has been a symbol of the Zoranian people. But with recent developments in industry and the deforestation of the rain forest, the very symbol of our people are now on the verge of extinction. The culture of Zoran could be completely changed forever if the platypus is allowed to go extinct. New rituals and prayers for the salvation of the platypus have recently been created by the spiritual group in the country. The platypus, the national animal, is held very dearly in the hearts of many Zoranians and the country's citizens are obligating the government, which seeks to limit its own power and responsibility, to take action and to make an effort in putting funding into a environmental department to help save the Zoranian Platypus and help its population make a comeback.

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The Confederacy of Zoran Opposes Crab Coup of TWP

 

The Confederacy of Zoran has issued a response to the coup of the TWP by the Crab King. The Defense Council has voted to declare open rebellion to restore the original order of TWP.

"We may not be very militaristic but we will not stand by and watch crabs walk on our shores." Stated President Apenimon Ani'-Wah'.

A draft is to be put in place and crabs are banned from the country as decided by a vote in the Defense Council after much debate by each representative of the communes. They have also put out a call to arms to all members of the TWP who oppose the Crab regime in a hope to push for a restoration of the old order.

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The Anti-Crab Resistance has Declared war on Crabbist Regime!

Today the coalition of nations that oppose the Crabbist Regime of the TWP has just declared war in hopes of liberating Delegate of the West, Bran, and the Confederacy of Zoran is a member of this Resistance. The Defense Council voted on this issue in an emergency meeting after Crab King/Dilber converted a member of the Resistance to the Crab cause.

"This is a very severe situation, this is a threat to our national sovereignty. We seek to restore the Meritocracy that caused us to be a member of the TWP. I did not want to take action but the communes saw this as an emergency." Stated President Aoebunib Abu'-Wah'.

The Communes of Zoran have approved the Defense Council's decision and gave control of their Communal Troops to the Defense Council. These units are known as Resistance Forces 1-4 and have been dispatched to support the Resistance cause. Many people in the communes worry about how this war would affect their lives as the draft put in place earlier has become more severe. So far the Resistance forces are on route to the Community of the Crab King and are expected to arrive by April 1st as they fight the crab forces along the way. In other news a totally legit man who says they are not a Resistance Spy has been seen talking to crab sympathizers. 

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