Consular Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Hello everyone! I'm entirely new to nationstates as of yesterday and have finally navigated my way to these forums, so just thought I would introduce myself. So... hello i guess? My nation is the same as my username by the way, I thought that would be sensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerboat_Racer Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Welcome to The West Pacific, where sensibility is thrown out the window <Especially on the The West Pacific's Regional Message Board on Nationstates> I am Powerboat Racer, Imperium Secret Service Director (TWP's version of the CIA if you will) Just take your time to have a look around and get involved in TWP government if you wish, with that being said, participation in the government is completely voluntary. Not sure what else to say, other than on behalf of the TWP government, we hope your stay in TWP will be a most pleasant one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Hi Archsium, and welcome to TWP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Good to see you on the forum, Archsium, welcome to TWP. There are a number of ways to play NS, once you've settled into answering your nation's issues and vote on World Assembly resolutions. Some are content with that, others expanded further into gameplay (military, intel, etc), government (politics, foreign affairs, legislation), as well as role play. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Hi Archsium, grab a dancing girl and a beer. Or if you're under-age grab a picture of a dancing girl and a beer. (Hey nothing wrong with under-age drinking, as long as you're responsible - mostly). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Welcome to The West Pacific! *offers box of Welcome Chocolates* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intelligent Holograms Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Welcome to TWP! *Offers... hmmmm... a box of collectable TWP stickers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Shiny holographic stickers, cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intelligent Holograms Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 ^There's no better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consular Posted May 14, 2013 Author Share Posted May 14, 2013 Thanks for the welcome everyone, and for all the delicious delicious chocolates... And holographic stickers to attach to my forehead. Was just wondering one thing at the moment... why are we opposed to marsupials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 They are mostly found in Australia. Australia is full of criminals. Therefore, marsupials are criminals - and they have pouches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consular Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 That is surprisingly logical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Some would say surprisingly racist as well, but as only one race is involved - the human race, this cannot be so; unless, of-course you don't like the human race, then we must assume that you might have a marsupial connection, which would involve us looking for an insidious and cunningly hidden pouch. Darkesia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consular Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 I can assure you I do not have any pouches hidden on my body. Wait, that's probably exactly what a marsupial would say... Hmmmm :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 It can be a dilema at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intelligent Holograms Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Is there a procedure for detecting marsupials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I think TAO is the best person to advise you on that one. It was he that discovered their potential threat to person-kind and life as we know it. He is also known to wear the kilt on occasions and a particularly hairy sporran which can lure unsuspecting female marsupials into receptive mode, so the rumour goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intelligent Holograms Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 *Takes notes* *Finds a dusty edition of the "TAO GUIDE TO HUNTING MARSUPIALS"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 It's true, TAO is the source of true enlightenment when it comes to the marsupial problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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