Tweedy Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 John Kerry (US Secretary of State) is the exact same age as me, so how-come he's still got hair almost touching his eyebrows, and I haven't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 The hair comes as a perk with the diagnosis of psychotic narcissism with delusions of grandeur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanari Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 The hair comes as a perk with the diagnosis of psychotic narcissism with delusions of grandeur. Looks like I'm set for a while in the hair department! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Hair Club for (rich) Men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanari Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Hair Club for (rich) Men. If only hair=money....I'd make Roman Abramovich look like Oliver Twist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I gotta lotta one. Guess which? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 If you really are Leto II, it's spice money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I wish. It's hair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair.Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen.Give me down to there hair, shoulder length or longer hairHere baby, there, momma, ev'rywhere, daddy, daddy.Hair, hair, hair, hair, hairHair, hair, hair. Flow it, show it, long as I can grow it, my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTTgpTeb0Z8'>A better song 'bout hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Charles Manson is older than you and he has lots of hair. Accident of genetics is my guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papercuts and Skittles Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Blame your mother, it came from her genes. I feel fairly lucky that at 26 I barely have to shave twice a week to look presentable and have the thickest hair most stylists have ever seen, when other people my age are starting to lose it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 We have similar hair, which means we must have similar mothers. Maybe we're related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papercuts and Skittles Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Well I was born in Fairfax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I was born in Panama... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 Well summer is a coming-in and I've had a number two - haircut, that-is. I go to a unisex hairdresser and I have to fight-her-off from trimming my eyebrows, of all things! "But they are so untidy and some hairs are too long", she pleads. I insist that I will not have my eyebrows trimmed, and come to a compromise by promising to pull-out the offending hairs when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 *chuckles* I prefer to trim my own eyebrows, they trim them too short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 You could let them grow wild and keep them as pets, like Andy Rooney did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Yeah, they almost get that bad if I let them go. My ex said it gives me 'mean' eyes. My daughter disagrees. It's about time for my spring haircut too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papercuts and Skittles Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I end up plucking my long ones with my fingers if I sit somewhere too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 I once plucked a rather long hair from my nose, only to experience a strange pulling sensation from my left buttock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 So...um....... was the nose hair in your left nostril or your right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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