Westwind Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Westwind Telegraph Frontline News WTF News date: 29 March 2013 Issue # 6 A periodic publication of reports from around NationStates. WTF News is a public service of Westwind. *Neither The Ancients of Westwind, The Westwind of All Good People, associated puppet nations, nor the The West Pacific or the Commonwealth of Equilism take any credit or responsibility for the opinions expressed herein. All implied contracts are meaningless because all your base belong to us. Nazi sympathizers will be reprogrammed to normality when reading this issue. Published by The Universe. Long live individual sovereignty and remember, today is the Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day. Recommended by Mods and Admin...Do you believe? Proceed at your own risk. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Report: Daleks coming to The West Pacifc?! (Secret report from inside WECA, The West Pacific) "Unbelievable but True!" WTF News has obtained this smuggled photograph that was taken during a conference between North Korea arms suppliers and representatives from former Guardian and now WECA member, Bhang Bhang Duc. In case you are not aware (and how could you not be), WECA is the Wickedly Evil Chocolate Alliance, lead by current TWP Delegate, Wickedly Evil People who attained the Delegacy this week. It is well known throughout The West Pacific that Bhang Bhang Duc has a strong obsession with Astronomy and Dr. Who (some believe there is a connection between these interests). In evidence, on the forum of The West Pacific ( http://twp.nosync.org/forums/ ) you will find that BBD maintains an avatar of the first Dr. Who, William Hartnell. While there have been rumours, this is the first solid evidence that WECA supporter BBD has commissioned North Korea to design a prototype Dalek. With their well known penchant to seek to "exterminate" human life, we can only wonder what drives BBD to such lengths as dealing with the rogue North Korean state. Certainly he wouldn't be under the influence of Darkesian Chocolate. Would he? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- As always, only the finest data bits were sacrificed in the transporting of this data packet. All data bits have been blessed by the Sanctus Vermiculus Ordinem of The West Pacific. Amen. Westwind Telegraph Frontline News is in Distribution to fine regions across NationStates Brought to you by.... Copyright 2013, Westwind of All Good People. Better people, Better Food, and Better Beer. The difference between the Heavenly Dream and the God Awful Reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Darkesian chocolate has been known to induce bouts of evil genius. also; Daleks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 the temptress that rules Darkesia is an avowed Astronomy geekette, well at least that what my spies say that hang out around her Disinformation Agency tell me. or was that Astrology, meh I burned the dispatch per security procedure, I guess evil rumor will have to suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athanasius Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 More toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 *Picks up sink plunger* Exterminate, exterminate, exteminate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted March 30, 2013 Author Share Posted March 30, 2013 *nods* I presumed your representatives were explaining what the prototype was missing. And it does also have a resemblence as a scaled down model of a soyuz spacecraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Does it? Dunno why that'd be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 Special News Flash! Daleks seen roving across The West Pacific Yes, it's true! Daleks have been sighted across The West Pacific, serving nations that have chosen to EXTERMINATE!!! the zombies plaguing their nations. Early investigations continue to direct more attention to Bhang Bhang Duc. Did BBD have inside knowledge of the zombie contagion ahead of time ? Was he banking on his investment in North Korean Dalek prototypes, in order to increase his profit margin when selling Daleks to nations desparate to rid themselves of the zombie contagion? Does this plot reach further into the spider-like webs of the chocolate bribery house of Darkesia ? And it is true that Wickedly Evil People is actually a puppet of the Collective of The Five, reanimated in time for the NS Zombie appocalypse ? Bringing you more questions than you ever wanted to consider...... ---------------------------------------------------- Westwind Telegraph Frontline News is in Distribution to fine regions across NationStatesBrought to you by....Copyright 2013, Westwind of All Good People. Better people, Better Food, and Better Beer.The difference between the Heavenly Dream and the God Awful Reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 *slips some special chocolate into Westwind's dinner* There is nothing to see here. Move along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 Oh look ! A chocolate spider.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 *Noms* What spider? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 Never forget to use the poison snoopers before eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 The chocolate is never poisoned. That would be sacrilege. Besides, since Neenee made her very versatile cookie recipe open source, there's little need for poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted April 3, 2013 Author Share Posted April 3, 2013 It all depends upon the definition of 'poison' The only problem with Neenee's recipe is all the glitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Ya don't wanna eat glitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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