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WTF News date: 29 March 2013

Issue # 6

A periodic publication of reports from around NationStates.

WTF News is a public service of Westwind.

*Neither The Ancients of Westwind, The Westwind of All Good People, associated puppet nations, nor the The West Pacific or the Commonwealth of Equilism take any credit or responsibility for the opinions expressed herein. All implied contracts are meaningless because all your base belong to us. Nazi sympathizers will be reprogrammed to normality when reading this issue. Published by The Universe. Long live individual sovereignty and remember, today is the Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day.

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Special Report: Daleks coming to The West Pacifc?!

(Secret report from inside WECA, The West Pacific)

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"Unbelievable but True!"

WTF News has obtained this smuggled photograph that was taken during a conference between North Korea arms suppliers and representatives from former Guardian and now WECA member, Bhang Bhang Duc.

In case you are not aware (and how could you not be), WECA is the Wickedly Evil Chocolate Alliance, lead by current TWP Delegate, Wickedly Evil People who attained the Delegacy this week.

It is well known throughout The West Pacific that Bhang Bhang Duc has a strong obsession with Astronomy and Dr. Who (some believe there is a connection between these interests). In evidence, on the forum of The West Pacific ( http://twp.nosync.org/forums/ ) you will find that BBD maintains an avatar of the first Dr. Who, William Hartnell.

While there have been rumours, this is the first solid evidence that WECA supporter BBD has commissioned North Korea to design a prototype Dalek. With their well known penchant to seek to "exterminate" human life, we can only wonder what drives BBD to such lengths as dealing with the rogue North Korean state.

Certainly he wouldn't be under the influence of Darkesian Chocolate. Would he?

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As always, only the finest data bits were sacrificed in the transporting of this data packet.

All data bits have been blessed by the Sanctus Vermiculus Ordinem of The West Pacific. Amen.

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the temptress that rules Darkesia is an avowed Astronomy geekette, well at least that what my spies say that hang out around her Disinformation Agency tell me.

 

 

or was that Astrology, meh I burned the dispatch per security procedure, I guess evil rumor will have to suffice.

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*nods*

 

I presumed your representatives were explaining what the prototype was missing.  And it does also have a resemblence as a scaled down model of a soyuz spacecraft.

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Special News Flash! Daleks seen roving across The West Pacific

 

Yes, it's true! Daleks have been sighted across The West Pacific, serving nations that have chosen to EXTERMINATE!!! the zombies plaguing their nations.  Early investigations continue to direct more attention to Bhang Bhang Duc.  Did BBD have inside knowledge of the zombie contagion ahead of time ?  Was he banking on his investment in North Korean Dalek prototypes, in order to increase his profit margin when selling Daleks to nations desparate to rid themselves of the zombie contagion?  Does this plot reach further into the spider-like webs of the chocolate bribery house of Darkesia ?  And it is true that Wickedly Evil People is actually a puppet of the Collective of The Five, reanimated in time for the NS Zombie appocalypse ?

 

Bringing you more questions than you ever wanted to consider......

 

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The chocolate is never poisoned.  That would be sacrilege.  Besides, since Neenee made her very versatile cookie recipe open source, there's little need for poison.

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