Hariko

Thank you, Russo.

Welkom om Het Westen Pacifische! (I don't speak Afrikaans, but I'm learning Dutch, so. Lol, I tried.)

I'm just curious and want to see it. No more, no less.

I guess so. I'll ask later.

I guess, but then again we're recruiting who? We're already a feeder, we just need to entice the nations already here to join the forums.

*had his hopes up*

Would it be possible for someone to create a private subforum under Dass Nachrichten for the DN team to collaborate on articles and post BBCode? It would be much more convenient than the current set up we have...which is not really a set up at all, more like improvisation. Preferably name it “The Printing Press” and give access to: Nox URAP Hariko Reçueçn Fish Elegarth is invited to have access if he's okay with hearing spoilers. URAP approves of the subforum. Also would it be possible to delete the subforum The West Pacific → The West Pacific Cultural Centre → Office of Internal Affairs → Events → Debating Competition? Thanks!

Attention: Article Deadline for Issue I is tomorrow. Achtung: Artikel Frist für die Ausgabe I ist morgen.

*pats Reçu on the head, returns to his office*

Stay on topic.

Hi, TWP. I'm sure you've had plenty of people managing internal affairs, and they try to lead the way with activities and events. Some work, some don't. I'd personally like to see the roleplay division take off, because I love reading and writing it. That would be cool. Add some life to this quiet ol' office, too. Making TWP's forums a core part of the region's personality is one of my goals. My problem is that I feel like we're missing out on all the in-game players who don't have an incentive to join the forums. Perhaps it's because they don't find anything that interests them. That's where you come in. The West Pacific, I want to know what you want to do. What do you want out of these forums? After all, they're yours, not mine. Feel free to post below to say what events or activities you'd like to see in TWP, in-game and here, too. All you have to do is ask. Hariko, here to help.

I'll go fetch Reçu!

Yeah, once you do upload it, in the bottom right corner you get several options for what size you want. You can choose between small, medium, large, and very large, as well as rectangle or square. Beyond that, you'd have to get handy with BBCode tags or use MS Paint or something similar to save the picture at a smaller size. A third option would be to search for the image on Google and click the dimensions in the black sidebar to find different sizes of the same image, if there are any.

Fish and Mediobogdum's factbooks have been linked.

1. There are two ways, editing the tag to specify the size, but the way I do is to upload it to Imgur and use the size options they have there. 2. Also, yes I did that too. I'll look at your factbook when I'm on my laptop so it renders better, and then see what I can do. Okay, so I looked at it, and I understand that you want a table of contents at the beginning like mine. Insert this right after the nation overview but before the first section's header: [floatleft][box] Contents [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Ety]1 Etymology[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Hist]2 History[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Geo]3 Geography[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Demo]4 Demographics[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Pop]4.1 Population[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Lan]4.2 Language[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Reli]4.3 Race[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#City]4.4 Largest Cities[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Govt]5 Government[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#FRM]5.1 Foreign Relations and Military[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Econ]6 Economy[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Cult]7 Culture[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Infra]8 Infrastructure[/url] [url=INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL#Energy]8.1 Energy[/url] [/box][/floatleft] Remember, these links aren't active yet. Where it says “INSERT-FACTBOOK-URL,” remove it and replace it with http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=434240. Make sure that the word following the octothorpe (#) is the same as the [anchor] tag where the corresponding header is, otherwise it will link to the wrong section. To add links, copy-paste one of the lines, and then change the anchor word, which is after the #. 3. Your wife must be so proud.

Oh.

I'm on NS mobile all the time. I write factbooks on my phone, it's not that bad.

Lol, you can do it. I'll help, if you want.

Sorry to hear that. Get well soon!

*waves*

OOC: I'm gonna hang around the RMB for a bit tonight. I'll come back and check on the forums in the morning.

OOC: Sure thing. Nobody expects the dick joke. Lol.

Kodeï sat in his chair for a few moments while his anger welled up. He then picked up the phone and threw it across the room, where it broke into several pieces by the door. “What the hell am I doing! I need to find these men; I can't keep clinging to Albrektssen every time I have a problem. Cindy! Call up the National Police. I'm going to look into this.” The secretary nodded and made the phone call. Kodeï grabbed his cell phone and a tablet before storming out of the room. At the steps of the parliament building, he got into a black SUV and told the driver to take him to Silán Court, where the National Police headquarters were. “Sir, the roads are backed up with protesters...” the driver said. “No shit, Sherlock, just drive!” Kodeï barked. The SUV weaved through the narrow city streets as it made its way to the outlying neighbourhood of Silán. Occasionally someone would throw fruit at the car or yell “traitor” from outside. He looked at the ornate family bracelet on left wrist for a moment, sighing, and a tomato hit square in the middle of the passenger window. In Silán Court, Harúnjeo rushed inside and up to the top floor, where Jissutæ Momiji was, in her pristine office with its frosted glass walls and minimalist furniture. And she kept the room freezing cold. “Good afternoon, your highness,” she said bluntly. “Your room is freezing; how do you keep your cold blood flowing?” Kodeï snapped. “Willpower, Kodeï, something you don't have. I like my room this cold because I get to pretend Hell froze over.” “Satan said ‘Return to Sender.’” Momiji and Kodeï stared intensely for a moment, and all that could be heard was the sound of the ceiling fan making a faint, cool swish sound. “Harúnjeo, what do you want? I'm busy with all these calls over the riots. No thanks to you and your twit cousin.” “Jissutæ, I want an investigation. A real one. Not this half-hearted attempt and bulls*** handwringing of yours.” “I dunno, Harúnjeo, what can you do for me? Give me royal treatment?” “How about ten years for corruption? I run this ship, damn it, now do what I say!” “You know, I can make accidents happen. Don't slip.” “Hurry up and get it done, lives are on the line, Sobehido and Teukero's.” “Are you sure it's not your name?” “Well in that case, maybe Us Weekly wants to find out how your one night stand with the Nigerian president was.” Silence in the room. “Fine. Get out of my office now before I throw a brick through your window,” fumed Momiji. “Is that a threat? My, my, someone's angry.” “It was your fault we split!” “TEN YEARS AGO!” “Leave!” Kodeï turned to leave the office. “You're so cooperative, Momiji.” Kodeï began to walk out and close the door. “He was bigger than you!” Jissutæ said before the door closed behind him. OOC: I don't have die Kriegeren to worry about, so I try to play up interpersonal dynamics. Makes for heated interactions.

OOC: Die Krieger? Damn. Will reply when I get an idea. Am going to pace in the yard for a bit.