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Found a thing: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?t=336949&p=24172345

I'm a diplomat for the NPO, currently pending an assignment, but I have been accepted.

I completely support that idea, 100%

94 Block was recently in the Pacific, like, barely over an hour ago. He got banjected pretty quickly.

Or reasons 1-267, for that matter

I understood some of that, I feel accomplished.

Just saw the headphones very obviously sitting there. I am dumb.

Maybe a good pair of headphones in favour of speakers, but I'm in no position to judge.

If nobody is then I'm hopping on that option immediately.

Shhh, it's early and I didn't sleep yesterday.

*Performa Llama necromancy on the corpse*

In other news, TWP was recently confirmed for the NS equivalent of Switzerland. In seriousness, though, I'd prefer to stay neutral in regards to this.

Sorry for butting in, but this all honestly sounds like an overly complicated alternative just to allow a choice few nations to be counted alongside the WA nations, even though that could be accomplished with votes on the forums without needing to waste time creating a new role and appointing somebody,

New people, woo!

I'm not sure if I'm able to apply, but if possible I will, too. I enjoy this region a lot and I do hope to contribute in some way.

No Lycanthropy bit?

That's the fun part, we get to go hunting!

Right, here's a spanish dictionary. Once Little Sealand posts, whack him over the head with it. It's the best kind of fun.

I almost forgot about that joke.

Sounds like NS politics is fun

How often would it update? I could write a random satirical article for each issue.

We cannot forget the addition of another group. -Those that are here solely to attempt to antagonise everybody. They're useful in that they'll build up the population of the Rejected Realms, it's unfair that all the feeders gain huge population boosts and they're left behind, poor guys.

It should be okay as-is, if you spot any grammatical issues do please correct them, though. I could also make a longer thing for the Redditor greeting, if you would like.

Ok here we go, it's not as good as I would like but I've got a few hours to make edits as necessary. Lycanthropy In TWP? "The Lycanthropy outbreak in The West Pacific is the world's deadliest to date and the World Assembly has declared an international emergency as more than 5,000 people have died of werewolf maulings in Hariko, RussoAsia, Yy4u and Occidius this year alone. What is Lycanthropy? Lycanthropy is a viral illness of which the initial symptoms can include a sudden fever, intense weakness, muscle pain and a tail, according to the World Assembly Health Organization. And that is just the beginning: subsequent stages are extreme hunger, fur and - in some cases - both physical and mental deformation with extreme lusts for blood. The disease infects humans through close contact with infected animals, including Yy4us and SWolves It then spreads between humans by direct contact of the teeth of the infected with skin. Even funerals of Lycanthropy victims can be a risk, if mourners host them during a full moon with an open casket. The incubation period can last from two days to three weeks, although diagnosis is simple. The human disease has so far been mostly limited to the West Pacific, although one strain has cropped up in both the Rejected Realms and the Pacific. Healthcare workers are at risk if they treat patients without taking the right precautions to avoid infection. People are infectious as long as they remain living, and attempting to treat them only results in the epidemic further expanding. Where Does it Strike? Lycanthropy outbreaks occur primarily in remote villages in Hariko, Occidius, and United RussoAsia when citizens are exposed to Yy4u. It was first discovered on the 9th of June, 2005, and has since spread at an alarming rate, decimating smaller noobish countries dependant on spamming the RMB. Lycanthropy Deaths Since 2005 This outbreak is unusual, as it has originated in Hariko, which had previously never before been afflicted, and spread rapidly to other civilised countries and major urban centres. From remote areas in SouthEastern Hariko, the wolves spread to the capital, Harikosa, and from there to neighbouring countries Occidius and United RussoAsia. There have been three cases of Lycanthropy in these nations, each case spreading wildly and wholly consuming its population, and these cases are in danger of spreading further by tourists and other unsuspecting denizens who had forgotten not to wear their steak cologne. There have similarly been reported cases in one Pacifican nation, which has since sprouted dog ears and a lust for the blood of the innocent. On the 14th of march, this nation became the first outside of The West Pacific to contract the disease, and is now in quarantine to prevent spreading. When asked how he may have contracted this illness, the nation, who will be left unnamed, stated "I was on my daily walk through the West Pacific's RMB on my puppet. I had dressed extra fancy that day, with my new steak suit and bacon wristwatch. I had even purchased some new cologne, "Sauce au Roquefort" which I absolutely doused myself in that day, and purchased a hat coated in puff pastry to finish off that classic "beef wellington" look that all the kids are using these days. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant dog came up and bit my ankles, for no reason! I beat it back and ran away." "And you think this is what infected you with lycanthropy?" "Oh no, don't be ridiculous. I was in the airport a day later and some lady coughed near me. That's what did it, for sure." Evidently, this illness can also be spread through the air, and all citizens are advised to purchase several hundred dollar masks that may or may not actually help. What Precautions Should I take? Aside from the aforementioned masks, citizens are advised to avoid attracting werewolves, another carrier of this disease. Proper hygiene is essential as well, be certain to wash your hands thoroughly. The World Assembly health organisation also warns against consuming raw meat and any contact with infected noobs. Fried noobs in particular are considered a special delicacy in TWP, where the outbreak started. What can be done if I catch it? Remain isolated and seek professional help to write your will. There are no vaccines, though some are being tested, along with variants of drugs. The World Assembly Health Organisation ruled last weekl that untested drugs can be used to treat patients in order to more quickly discover a potential cure. Patients who have contracted Lycanthropy frequently grow fur and gain an insatiable lust for blood. While the fur can be cut, it is advised that the ears be left alone as cutting off your own ears is almost as foolish as thinking that would help in the first place. Patients are advised to satiate this bloodlust safely, though it is uncertain if this successfully prolongs the initial phases before the transformation. Lastly, the speaker for the World Assembly Health Organisation had this to say in a public speech the other day to address concerns of the outbreak. "We are all doomed." More as the story progresses.

I wrote a little thingy on Yy spreading Lycanthropy earlier as a joke, I could finish it if you want to include it.