Nox

Praise be to the aesthetic gods!

In case you're wondering, this is Yy

Well, Occidius is primarily a colony to benefit the mainland, and likely the Northern ends would be more material-rich, so it'd make sense.

If at any point this becomes the TWP map I'm claiming all those islands to the North

Political progress!

I've got a..uh...I think I've got like $5 in change somewhere

Chocolate Cold War? Chocolatey Assured Destruction?

B-b-but the lobster

Hello, yes. I would like to run for a position as an officer of FA. "But Nox! You have almost no foreign relations experience!" No, no, the other one.

Woo!

Ooh! Is there a position for media stuff? Minister of Media Affairs! Yes! I'mma do that!

Spam is omnipotent, y'know

These dern foreigners

I should've elaborated, yes, the TG's will summarize events, while the actual paper will remain full length. Maybe we could label the TG's as abridged magazines or tabloids or something. This just in from the non-corrupted TWP stock market! Nox is up 15% from last week!

Oh God guys I'm in the NPO. Does that mean I'm an infiltrator and I don't even know it?

If we are going to be sending TG's every week, perhaps we could work the regional newspaper into that? A weekly covering of the stuff that was achieved in government that week, urging nations who haven't already joined to do so. Perhaps a few satirical stories and comedic bits to keep it from getting monotonous.

I have a song related to tax day, but it's not exactly super appropriate so I'm not sure if I should post it

What if we prefer chocolate over citrus? I worked hard getting that scent rooted deep in everything.

I maintain that forcibly integrating the RMB and Forums isn't the best idea, we could easily handle everything here and advertise the elections.

IT'S TOO LATE YOU'VE BEEN TAKEN BY SPANISH PUNS. ¿A dónde van los gatos cuandos mueren? Purgatorio.

I BEAT SEALAND WITH A SPANISH DICTIONARY AND CALL DIPLOMAT INSTEAD ON THE GROUNDS THAT MY NATION THERE ISN'T IN HIBERNATION

Been meaning to ask, could I get my username changed to Nox?

It's worked on my girlfriend so far

The Condemnation seems to have gotten to the WA security council, now.

With Fort and I both here I'm a little worried about the sudden increase in the spam game