I don't think we have one of those anymore.
Tell you what if you walk in with one trouser leg rolled up and give a funny handshake, you're in. Or is that the Masons?
I'd like to second Westwind's sentiments. A few of us here know what it's like to go through the disruption you've been through - with one or two of the same dramatis personae.
An admin may not yet have seen your request - please be patient, it is the holiday season after all.
Sorry to hear about the coup, hope you can rebuild in your new region.