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I've intended to buy one but only when I have the money to get the most absurdly expensive and high quality one I could
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I'd rather they forget my birthday so I can guilt them into giving me more things as apologies for forgetting my birthday.
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Searching for a parking spot is one of the most agonizing experiences there is.
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Overview
Kingdom of Saranzio
Regno di Saranzio (Vinato)
Regnu di Saranzziu (Lavinu)
Ònei sho Saranzio (Aztintzen)Motto
"Progress is the greatest triumph of man"
Anthem
"The Neon Stars"Capital
SaranzioOfficial languages
Common - Vinato - Lavinu - Aztintzen
National language
Vinato
Ethnic groups
[WIP]Religion
[WIP]Demonym
SaranzeseGovernment
Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy
Head of State
Patrizio II di Montalti
Head of Government
Viceroy Abathun Mengistu
Legislature
ParliamentArea
6,654 km²
Population
8,502,301
Density
1,277.7/km²The Kingdom of Saranzio (Vinato: Regno di Saranzio; Lavinu: Regnu di Saranzziu; Astintzen: Ònei sho Saranzio), is a small country located on the east coast of central Nur, with an area of 6,654 km².
[WIP]
- Pixel3K, Arifiyyah, Giovanniland and 1 other
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I know 3 months isn't 104 days but that amount of summer vacation always had school come around to end it much too fast. I think I'd like a consistent break every month to keep me from going insane all year instead of just a 4th of it.
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I have a limited regard for the past save a few specific subsets of it and would rather see where the indomitable spirit of mankind takes us in the future. Although if I were born in the future my thoughts would probably be the same.
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Do you regard the exploration of the deep sea or outer space with more wonder/excitement/interest (including the development of technologies that better facilitate further space/sea exploration and habitation)
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I'd love to live in whatever world Don Quixote (internally) lives in.
Living in Project Moon's setting would be less than preferable.
Book it is.
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I rarely wish to take back what I say so being able to hear any conversation would be a preferred ability that I absolutely should not have.
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Yes but people who explain why using weird chemistry arguments shouldn't be allowed to eat pizza at all.
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The question is old enough that it has been commented on in Augustine of Hippo's The City of God (5th century AD)
"But assuredly He is rightly called omnipotent, though He can neither die nor fall into error. For He is called omnipotent on account of His doing what He wills, not on account of His suffering what He wills not; for if that should befall Him, He would by no means be omnipotent. Wherefore, He cannot do some things for the very reason that He is omnipotent."
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Saranzese Struggle to Remember Foreign Nations
With the 4th Rugby World Cup in full swing we decided to run a poll asking if citizens knew where each of the participating countries was. To our shock, only half answered yes on more than 60% of the questions.
To test this more we took to the streets where we asked random passers by where a given country was on a map of Esferos. "This is Andolia right?" says one woman pointing to Polaris after being asked to identify the aforementioned continent. "I'm pretty sure this is Dalimbar?" another man says gesturing towards the whole of Polaris. Most of the people we asked reported surprise after being corrected, and said they had only really ever seen labeled maps of Nur.
After the first to matches of the world cup, the number of internet searches for questions like "Where is Varanius?", "Is Giovanniland good at rugby", "Why is Varanius so bad at sports?" and many searches asking if certain countries spoke a Saranzese languages skyrocketed.
As Saranzio furthers its participation in international sports the general knowledge our nation is sure to increase, but it doesn't seem that will be anytime soon.
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Why Not? Band Member Hospitalized After Stabbing
Jack Atkins, lead singer of band Why Not?, has been hospitalized after near fatal stabbing and is in critical condition.
Atkins and his band had been hired to play in downtown Sheridan bar Tony's where he had been stabbed, after which the assailant was restrained by bar patrons and the police called.
Reportedly, the Giovanniland vs Saranzio match of the 4th Rugby World Cup was coming to a close on the establishment's television. A patron, 52 year old Rupert Kipling, asked the band to stop playing so he could hear the game. Atkins, who could not hear him, was immediately assaulted by Kipling wielding a knife and stabbed Atkins 4 times before being restrained.
"I never thought something like this could happen in my bar", says bar owner Anthony Castiglione, "We're in a good part of town. The worst that has ever happened to me or any of the places around here is a break in at 2 am". Anthony has decided to no longer show competitive sports on the television.
Sheridan Police Chief Gordon Sanders has stated that Kipling has been jailed for violent crimes before, including armed robbery and spousal abuse. He is currently awaiting trial in Sheridan County Detention Center.
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Celebrations Erupt in Saranzio After Departure of National Rugby Team
Cheering and fireworks can be heard all throughout Newport City and Enterprise after the Saranzio National Rugby Team departs to the distant nation of Dalimbar to participate in the Rugby World Cup. Central government sanctions celebrations.
Rugby is a moderately popular sport within the nation, but even more popular is representation on the world stage. Many neighborhoods have organized festivities in order to motivate and inspire the players during the competition, with even some local Ministry Churches gathering the choirs to pray for them.
As access to television continues to grow in Saranzio, it is the first time that many are witnessing an international sports event. "This is probably the most exciting thing we've had here", says Timothy Gale, a teenager from the small town of Blackwater Lake south of Sheridan "I rarely leave this town, and now I get to see countries I've never even heard before on the TV"
Saranzio squares off against Giovanniland on the 3/27/1423. We can only hope the spirits of Saranzio's people remain high through every match of this World Cup and bring victory to our brave players.
- United Adaikes, Zoran, Pixel3K and 6 others
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Team Information
Style mod: 5
Manager: Jack Miller
Coaches: Peter Armstrong, Sophia Wilson
Name Number Position Sex Age Starters Ace Saunders 1 Loosehead Prop M 23 Cecil Edwards 2 Hooker M 26 Buck Lewis 3 Tighthead Prop M 24 Eve Morris 4 Lock 1 F 29 Tucker Dale 5 Lock 2 M 30 Lucas Ward 6 Blindside Flanker M 20 Abigail Baker 7 Openside Flanker F 22 Mary Hudson 8 Number 8 F 34 Kendrick Reed 9 Scrum Half M 26 Richie Goodwin 10 Fly Half M 25 Vincent Arnold 11 Left Wing M 35 Gerald Hamilton 12 Inside Center M 23 Jericho Price 13 Outside Center M 30 Eloise Chambers 14 Right Wing F 21 Catherine Reynolds 15 Fullback F 25 Reserve Barry Cook 16 Hooker M 36 Hadley Simpson 17 Prop F 24 Chuck Newtons 18 Lock M 27 Holly Webster 19 Lock F 36 Jeffrey Sharp 20 Wing M 32 Christopher Long 21 Scrum Half M 24 Jeanne Campbell 22 Fly Half F 31 Cleveland White 23 Fullback M 23 RP permissions:
If my opponent RPs first, they may...
Choose my try scorers: N
Choose my kicker: N
RP injuries: Y
Godmod scoring events: N
Godmod injuries: Y
Godmod other events: Y- Fujai, Saint Mark, United Adaikes and 4 others
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The Kingdom of Saranzio
Overview - [WIP]
- Hezur, Ionia, Giovanniland and 2 others
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Saranzio will be signing up.
- United Adaikes and Zoran
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So long as the bad part of the job isn't working 170 hours a week I'd rather just have disposable income and tough it out
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One way or the other I will turn this desert wasteland into a tropical paradise
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Resident nation: Kingdom of Saranzio
Discord name: The Gnomer#9248
Map nation name: Saranzio
A couple sentences about your nation:
The Kingdom of Saranzio is a tropical island nation situated off the northeastern coast of Nur, home to the Versima, Nuàrdi, and Arvisco peoples. The tropical island nation was founded in 746 AF after the coronation of King Saveri of the Ortolu Dynasty coinciding with the ascension of the Triumphalist faith. Since its foundation, Saranzio has fostered a proud identity and culture in connection with the islands and the sea. Saranzians are a passionate and cordial people, yet equally haughty and entitled, being eager to warmly welcome foreigners into their home to illustrate to them the finer points of their culture.
Saranzio is a recently industrialized nation with an emerging market economy, with plastics, raw metals, vegetable oils, and seafood being its dominant industries.
Map request as an image:
3-Letter Code: SAZ
2-Letter Code: SZ
Capital City: Ìzusiri
Government Type: unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy
The population of my nation is: Average
The population density of my nation is: Above average
The GDP per capita of my nation is: Below Average
Government Spending - Which statement best describes your nation?
My nation provides moderate social programs, or a small selection of social programs.
My nation has an extensive social safety net, or provides multiple programs like universal healthcare, welfare, and free tuition for its citizens
My nation does not provide social programs beyond bare necessities and/or high school educations.
✅ My nation does not prioritize social spending, but engages in some large-scale government or public spending projects.
My nation’s government spending is a vast majority of our GDP, such as having to coordinate our import-dependent economy.
(this option is subject to Cartography Board approval)Military Indicator - Which statement best describes your nation?
✅ My nation has made a commitment to security, and maintains a moderately sized modern armed forces within our means.
My nation has little incentive or political drive for military spending, but maintains a small-to-moderate modern armed forces.
My nation has prioritized military spending at the expense of other key areas and may have been criticized for lack of freedom or human rights issues.
My nation does not prioritize military spending due to other priorities, the belief we are safe, or we don’t have enough money left over to fund it.
My nation is heavily embattled and we believe we face an existential threat.
(this option is subject to Cartography Board approval)Any other inspirations or concepts you want to share:
IRL cultural inspirations include the Republic of Venice, the Republic of Indonesia, 18th century New England, the American Jazz Age, and the Srivijaya Empire.
Fictional cultural inspirations include Serkonos (Dishonored) and Royal Naboo (Star Wars).
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Hello!
I am Gnome
I have known of NS for countless years through Nox and Ostronia and have been recommended to see what this TWP RP stuff is all about.
Nice to meet you all!
- Giovanniland and Nox
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I, Saranzio, swear that I have, to the best of my knowledge, been completely truthful in applying for citizenship in The West Pacific and that I have no other NationStates identity that has not been made known in this application. I swear my allegiance to The West Pacific and its citizens, and I swear not to engage in hostilities against The West Pacific or to violate The Manners of Governance, or any laws made pursuant to it.
TWPChooses #38
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2023 was awful if 2024 is any worse I'd be impressed