Really. Unfortunately, your 'very good authority' is just a bunch of morons from another online game in which this joke was initially made for lulz. I believe the joke/meme was 'prove there is no rust on this fine automobile'. Again, not very funny or accurate then, still not funny now eight years later.
As far as my abilities are concerned, I don't believe anyone that instantly results to (erroneous) ad hominem attacks, name calling and vulgarities is qualified to judge them. But good try.
OOC: I worked for Toyota (the largest car manufacturer in the world in case you have never heard of it) for 12 years and was in their financial division. I never sold cars, new or used. And I am currently working on my PhD at one of the top rated universities in the world. But yes, please feel free to insinuate that I am some sort of abject moron. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.