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    Clarkov got a reaction from Giovanniland in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    While Hammond and May await Clarkson's inevitable return (and have a beer), the Lustrous find themselves in Pache's library in Gensokyo where the quietness rule is being totally disregarded.
    Patchouli K.: I keep telling you Lisa that science is just another form of magic.
    Lisa L.: And I keep telling you that'sh nonshenshe.
    Ayame K.: Has anyone else noticed Lisa's lisp?
    Hyde K.: You noticed it too, ha! Told you so Galeem.
    Galeem G.: I really wish I could make you go away right now.
    Reichiru I.: Hyde does make me hate talking to him so I'll second that.
    Raiko H.: Come on guys, he's really fun to be around.
    Business Stig: ... [Shakes head, returns to reading the newspaper]
    Hyde K.: Get a load of the businessman over there. Boring, am I right?
    Klaus C.: His extreme dedication to his work is what I wish most of you had.
    Enrico P.: Must I remind you all that we're in a place of silence?
    Karaina C.: Pache doesn't seem to mind.
    Chuck G.: That's not for you to decide Karaina. I don't exactly enjoy the eerie quietness of this place anyway. It brings back memories I'd rather not have.
    Masamune K.: Hey lighten up Chuck, your daughters in safe hands with Ivo and Sage, why not allow yourself to relax a bit?
    Yoshikage K.: If this place would be filled with peace and quiet, I'd be a lot more content.
    Natalya H.: Clarkov you selfish prick, can you let other people sit down please?
    Clarkov S.: OoOoOo, alright Hall Monitor.

    [Clarkov gets off the sofa, that he was basically laying down on like this. He was worrying about the exact specifics of his hair.]
    Lits F.: Clarkov, I found the first ever novel of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia series in the aisles over there. Want to come read it with me?
    [Clarkov looks up expression unchanging, interested in the idea. Ayame and Promestein both look interested. Most people hope they don't have to join Lits.]
    Natalya H.: Do you really think he wants to read such a book?
    Hikaru I.: Count me out on this.
    Lyubomyr D.: Shut Natalya, I know Clarkov enjoys it deep down.
    Suzuno F.: Make that book go away. So Shu, how's the sundae I made? ...Shu?
    Shu K.: Brain freeze. It's a thing.
    Esmeralda P.: I've scanned the perimeters and disposed of all potential threats.
    [Clarkov nods in approval to his sole bodyguard, who kind of just appeared suddenly and decided that was the case, and wonders what Esmeralda means by potential threats.]
    Natalya H.: Shu are you alright? You mentioned brain freeze just earlier.
    Klaus C.: He'll be fine, what matters more is training for the Round of 16 match.
    Brian G.: Klaus is right, we won't be able to have a shot of winning the tournament unless we prepare ourselves for it. So I'll see you all back at The Gensokyo Arena.
    Dharkon T.: As long as Galeem sits far far away from me on the coach back.
    [Galeem pulls a disgusted look at Dharkon]
    Dharkon T.: Ugh, order-obsessed philistine.
    Hershel L.: Santos-Dominius is a puzzle just waiting to be solved.
    The Stig: ... [Nods in agreement.]
    Phi K.: Has my brother been giving you any trouble?
    Garmadon G.: None at all.
    Raiko H.: On the contrary, he's a riot.
    Brian G.: Are any of you coming at a point within the next few minutes?
    Brooklyn M.: Why do we need to train? Our natural talent is enough. We're gonna win.
    Seiko S.: Thanks Naomi! I'm gonna go butter up my pooper with it real good.
    Nagumo H.: What is it with you? Are you in love with that Niedra girl or something?
    Stanislava A.: You mean you haven't noticed it? Hey, save some for me!
    Hikaru I.: I wish I hadn't heard that sentence.
    Enrico P.: The Lord will be merciful this time.
    Karaina C.: Pache, how's the magic book going?
    [Patchouli without speaking informs the supposed witch that it's going well.]
    Enrico P.: There is no magic, only he may have access to such supernatural powers.
    Natalya H.: I don't know about that, Slavaria Cossack is quite magical in a way.
    Hershel L.: A family born of love. That's what you called it right?
    Natalya nods and holds up a group picture with Clarkov, herself, Yevhen, Stanislava, Valentyna, Myroslav, Reichiru, Lyubomyr, Esmeralda, Tess, Kirumi & Karaina in it. Hershel considers another puzzle solved and looks on to the next in store, Santos-Dominius vs. The Youkai.
                     
  2. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Arifiyyah in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    While Hammond and May await Clarkson's inevitable return (and have a beer), the Lustrous find themselves in Pache's library in Gensokyo where the quietness rule is being totally disregarded.
    Patchouli K.: I keep telling you Lisa that science is just another form of magic.
    Lisa L.: And I keep telling you that'sh nonshenshe.
    Ayame K.: Has anyone else noticed Lisa's lisp?
    Hyde K.: You noticed it too, ha! Told you so Galeem.
    Galeem G.: I really wish I could make you go away right now.
    Reichiru I.: Hyde does make me hate talking to him so I'll second that.
    Raiko H.: Come on guys, he's really fun to be around.
    Business Stig: ... [Shakes head, returns to reading the newspaper]
    Hyde K.: Get a load of the businessman over there. Boring, am I right?
    Klaus C.: His extreme dedication to his work is what I wish most of you had.
    Enrico P.: Must I remind you all that we're in a place of silence?
    Karaina C.: Pache doesn't seem to mind.
    Chuck G.: That's not for you to decide Karaina. I don't exactly enjoy the eerie quietness of this place anyway. It brings back memories I'd rather not have.
    Masamune K.: Hey lighten up Chuck, your daughters in safe hands with Ivo and Sage, why not allow yourself to relax a bit?
    Yoshikage K.: If this place would be filled with peace and quiet, I'd be a lot more content.
    Natalya H.: Clarkov you selfish prick, can you let other people sit down please?
    Clarkov S.: OoOoOo, alright Hall Monitor.

    [Clarkov gets off the sofa, that he was basically laying down on like this. He was worrying about the exact specifics of his hair.]
    Lits F.: Clarkov, I found the first ever novel of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia series in the aisles over there. Want to come read it with me?
    [Clarkov looks up expression unchanging, interested in the idea. Ayame and Promestein both look interested. Most people hope they don't have to join Lits.]
    Natalya H.: Do you really think he wants to read such a book?
    Hikaru I.: Count me out on this.
    Lyubomyr D.: Shut Natalya, I know Clarkov enjoys it deep down.
    Suzuno F.: Make that book go away. So Shu, how's the sundae I made? ...Shu?
    Shu K.: Brain freeze. It's a thing.
    Esmeralda P.: I've scanned the perimeters and disposed of all potential threats.
    [Clarkov nods in approval to his sole bodyguard, who kind of just appeared suddenly and decided that was the case, and wonders what Esmeralda means by potential threats.]
    Natalya H.: Shu are you alright? You mentioned brain freeze just earlier.
    Klaus C.: He'll be fine, what matters more is training for the Round of 16 match.
    Brian G.: Klaus is right, we won't be able to have a shot of winning the tournament unless we prepare ourselves for it. So I'll see you all back at The Gensokyo Arena.
    Dharkon T.: As long as Galeem sits far far away from me on the coach back.
    [Galeem pulls a disgusted look at Dharkon]
    Dharkon T.: Ugh, order-obsessed philistine.
    Hershel L.: Santos-Dominius is a puzzle just waiting to be solved.
    The Stig: ... [Nods in agreement.]
    Phi K.: Has my brother been giving you any trouble?
    Garmadon G.: None at all.
    Raiko H.: On the contrary, he's a riot.
    Brian G.: Are any of you coming at a point within the next few minutes?
    Brooklyn M.: Why do we need to train? Our natural talent is enough. We're gonna win.
    Seiko S.: Thanks Naomi! I'm gonna go butter up my pooper with it real good.
    Nagumo H.: What is it with you? Are you in love with that Niedra girl or something?
    Stanislava A.: You mean you haven't noticed it? Hey, save some for me!
    Hikaru I.: I wish I hadn't heard that sentence.
    Enrico P.: The Lord will be merciful this time.
    Karaina C.: Pache, how's the magic book going?
    [Patchouli without speaking informs the supposed witch that it's going well.]
    Enrico P.: There is no magic, only he may have access to such supernatural powers.
    Natalya H.: I don't know about that, Slavaria Cossack is quite magical in a way.
    Hershel L.: A family born of love. That's what you called it right?
    Natalya nods and holds up a group picture with Clarkov, herself, Yevhen, Stanislava, Valentyna, Myroslav, Reichiru, Lyubomyr, Esmeralda, Tess, Kirumi & Karaina in it. Hershel considers another puzzle solved and looks on to the next in store, Santos-Dominius vs. The Youkai.
                     
  3. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from United Adaikes in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Lustrous/The Youkai - Matchday 4
    3rd Match Injuries <--> 4th Match Replacements
    (Injured in 7th minute) ->  Lain Vaľhale -> OFF|ON <- Faust Ḩarełeudeiem  (GK)  
    (Injured in 71st minute) ->  Ryosuke Tīrelis -> OFF|ON <- Seiko Skudra  (RD) 

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  4. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Arifiyyah in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Lustrous/The Youkai - Matchday 4
    3rd Match Injuries <--> 4th Match Replacements
    (Injured in 7th minute) ->  Lain Vaľhale -> OFF|ON <- Faust Ḩarełeudeiem  (GK)  
    (Injured in 71st minute) ->  Ryosuke Tīrelis -> OFF|ON <- Seiko Skudra  (RD) 

    --------------------------------------------------
                     
  5. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Giovanniland in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    Extremely Late Tournament Info
    The Stadium Schedule
    Group A Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | Jammer Drive 2 vs 1 | Jammer Drive 1 vs 3 | Black Parade Hall 4 vs 1 | Pendulum Trinity 1 vs 5 | Pendulum Trinity 2 vs 5 | Black Parade Hall 5 vs 3 | Pendulum Trinity 2 vs 6 | Pendulum Trinity 3 vs 2 | Jammer Drive 4 vs 2 | Black Parade Hall 3 vs 4 | Pendulum Trinity 6 vs 4 | Black Parade Hall 4 vs 5 | Jammer Drive 4 vs 2 | Black Parade Hall 6 vs 3 | Jammer Drive  
    Group B Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | The Gensokyo Arena 2 vs 1 | The Gensokyo Arena 1 vs 3 | Heavenly Host 4 vs 1 | Chelmsford Stadium 1 vs 5 | Chelmsford Stadium 2 vs 5 | Heavenly Host 5 vs 3 | Chelmsford Stadium 2 vs 6 | Chelmsford Stadium 3 vs 2 | The Gensokyo Arena 4 vs 2 | Heavenly Host 3 vs 4 | Chelmsford Stadium 6 vs 4 | Heavenly Host 4 vs 5 | The Gensokyo Arena 4 vs 2 | Heavenly Host 6 vs 3 | The Gensokyo Arena  
    Group C Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | The Blizzardfall Stadium 2 vs 1 | The Blizzardfall Stadium 1 vs 3 | Lunar Prime Park 4 vs 1 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 1 vs 5 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 2 vs 5 | Lunar Prime Park 5 vs 3 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 2 vs 6 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 3 vs 2 |The Blizzardfall Stadium 4 vs 2 | Lunar Prime Park 3 vs 4 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 6 vs 4 | Lunar Prime Park 4 vs 5 | The Blizzardfall Stadium 4 vs 2 | Lunar Prime Park 6 vs 3 | The Blizzardfall Stadium  
    Group D Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | Fortune City Park 2 vs 1 | Fortune City Park 1 vs 3 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 4 vs 1 | Regnar Crown 1 vs 5 | Regnar Crown 2 vs 5 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 5 vs 3 | Regnar Crown 2 vs 6 | Regnar Crown 3 vs 2 | Fortune City Park 4 vs 2 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 3 vs 4 | Regnar Crown 6 vs 4 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 4 vs 5 | Fortune City Park 4 vs 2 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 6 vs 3 | Fortune City Park Entrance Themes - Group Stage
    Pendulum Trinity -> God of War
    Black Parade Hall -> Welcome To The Black Parade
    Jammer Drive -> Made In Heaven
    Chelmsford Stadium -> Gas Gas Gas
    Heavenly Host -> Stayin' Alive
    The Gensokyo Arena -> Night of Fire
    Glacier Shrine Academy Road -> Forever Young
    Lunar Prime Park -> Another Day In Paradise
    The Blizzardfall Stadium -> Just What I Needed
    Regnar Crown -> Perfectionist
    Davenport Jammbo Stadium -> Invisible Touch
    Fortune City Park -> Soft and Wet
                     
     
  6. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Nagaraningrad in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    Extremely Late Tournament Info
    The Stadium Schedule
    Group A Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | Jammer Drive 2 vs 1 | Jammer Drive 1 vs 3 | Black Parade Hall 4 vs 1 | Pendulum Trinity 1 vs 5 | Pendulum Trinity 2 vs 5 | Black Parade Hall 5 vs 3 | Pendulum Trinity 2 vs 6 | Pendulum Trinity 3 vs 2 | Jammer Drive 4 vs 2 | Black Parade Hall 3 vs 4 | Pendulum Trinity 6 vs 4 | Black Parade Hall 4 vs 5 | Jammer Drive 4 vs 2 | Black Parade Hall 6 vs 3 | Jammer Drive  
    Group B Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | The Gensokyo Arena 2 vs 1 | The Gensokyo Arena 1 vs 3 | Heavenly Host 4 vs 1 | Chelmsford Stadium 1 vs 5 | Chelmsford Stadium 2 vs 5 | Heavenly Host 5 vs 3 | Chelmsford Stadium 2 vs 6 | Chelmsford Stadium 3 vs 2 | The Gensokyo Arena 4 vs 2 | Heavenly Host 3 vs 4 | Chelmsford Stadium 6 vs 4 | Heavenly Host 4 vs 5 | The Gensokyo Arena 4 vs 2 | Heavenly Host 6 vs 3 | The Gensokyo Arena  
    Group C Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | The Blizzardfall Stadium 2 vs 1 | The Blizzardfall Stadium 1 vs 3 | Lunar Prime Park 4 vs 1 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 1 vs 5 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 2 vs 5 | Lunar Prime Park 5 vs 3 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 2 vs 6 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 3 vs 2 |The Blizzardfall Stadium 4 vs 2 | Lunar Prime Park 3 vs 4 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 6 vs 4 | Lunar Prime Park 4 vs 5 | The Blizzardfall Stadium 4 vs 2 | Lunar Prime Park 6 vs 3 | The Blizzardfall Stadium  
    Group D Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | Fortune City Park 2 vs 1 | Fortune City Park 1 vs 3 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 4 vs 1 | Regnar Crown 1 vs 5 | Regnar Crown 2 vs 5 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 5 vs 3 | Regnar Crown 2 vs 6 | Regnar Crown 3 vs 2 | Fortune City Park 4 vs 2 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 3 vs 4 | Regnar Crown 6 vs 4 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 4 vs 5 | Fortune City Park 4 vs 2 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 6 vs 3 | Fortune City Park Entrance Themes - Group Stage
    Pendulum Trinity -> God of War
    Black Parade Hall -> Welcome To The Black Parade
    Jammer Drive -> Made In Heaven
    Chelmsford Stadium -> Gas Gas Gas
    Heavenly Host -> Stayin' Alive
    The Gensokyo Arena -> Night of Fire
    Glacier Shrine Academy Road -> Forever Young
    Lunar Prime Park -> Another Day In Paradise
    The Blizzardfall Stadium -> Just What I Needed
    Regnar Crown -> Perfectionist
    Davenport Jammbo Stadium -> Invisible Touch
    Fortune City Park -> Soft and Wet
                     
     
  7. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from United Adaikes in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    Extremely Late Tournament Info
    The Stadium Schedule
    Group A Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | Jammer Drive 2 vs 1 | Jammer Drive 1 vs 3 | Black Parade Hall 4 vs 1 | Pendulum Trinity 1 vs 5 | Pendulum Trinity 2 vs 5 | Black Parade Hall 5 vs 3 | Pendulum Trinity 2 vs 6 | Pendulum Trinity 3 vs 2 | Jammer Drive 4 vs 2 | Black Parade Hall 3 vs 4 | Pendulum Trinity 6 vs 4 | Black Parade Hall 4 vs 5 | Jammer Drive 4 vs 2 | Black Parade Hall 6 vs 3 | Jammer Drive  
    Group B Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | The Gensokyo Arena 2 vs 1 | The Gensokyo Arena 1 vs 3 | Heavenly Host 4 vs 1 | Chelmsford Stadium 1 vs 5 | Chelmsford Stadium 2 vs 5 | Heavenly Host 5 vs 3 | Chelmsford Stadium 2 vs 6 | Chelmsford Stadium 3 vs 2 | The Gensokyo Arena 4 vs 2 | Heavenly Host 3 vs 4 | Chelmsford Stadium 6 vs 4 | Heavenly Host 4 vs 5 | The Gensokyo Arena 4 vs 2 | Heavenly Host 6 vs 3 | The Gensokyo Arena  
    Group C Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | The Blizzardfall Stadium 2 vs 1 | The Blizzardfall Stadium 1 vs 3 | Lunar Prime Park 4 vs 1 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 1 vs 5 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 2 vs 5 | Lunar Prime Park 5 vs 3 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 2 vs 6 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 3 vs 2 |The Blizzardfall Stadium 4 vs 2 | Lunar Prime Park 3 vs 4 | Glacier Shrine Academy Road 6 vs 4 | Lunar Prime Park 4 vs 5 | The Blizzardfall Stadium 4 vs 2 | Lunar Prime Park 6 vs 3 | The Blizzardfall Stadium  
    Group D Matchday 1 Matchday 2 Matchday 3 Matchday 4 Matchday 5 1 vs 6 | Fortune City Park 2 vs 1 | Fortune City Park 1 vs 3 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 4 vs 1 | Regnar Crown 1 vs 5 | Regnar Crown 2 vs 5 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 5 vs 3 | Regnar Crown 2 vs 6 | Regnar Crown 3 vs 2 | Fortune City Park 4 vs 2 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 3 vs 4 | Regnar Crown 6 vs 4 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 4 vs 5 | Fortune City Park 4 vs 2 | Davenport Jammbo Stadium 6 vs 3 | Fortune City Park Entrance Themes - Group Stage
    Pendulum Trinity -> God of War
    Black Parade Hall -> Welcome To The Black Parade
    Jammer Drive -> Made In Heaven
    Chelmsford Stadium -> Gas Gas Gas
    Heavenly Host -> Stayin' Alive
    The Gensokyo Arena -> Night of Fire
    Glacier Shrine Academy Road -> Forever Young
    Lunar Prime Park -> Another Day In Paradise
    The Blizzardfall Stadium -> Just What I Needed
    Regnar Crown -> Perfectionist
    Davenport Jammbo Stadium -> Invisible Touch
    Fortune City Park -> Soft and Wet
                     
     
  8. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from United Adaikes in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Lustrous/The Youkai - Matchday 1-3



    ERROR: Matchday 1 was at Jammer Drive.
    OOC Note: Match stats are not included, due to not wishing to decide the opponents stats for them. Also enjoy the butchering of the Nagaraningrad team logo.
                     
  9. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from United Adaikes in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation - Captains Slow
    Information 101 - The Lustrous


    The official roster for the Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation, for entry into the World Cup of Football/Đe ȩfisl raste av đi Häřtferdsierndeambeu Fűtbočil Fedȩreisn, ćentri ìntú đi Wḙldkapavűtbočil/Нa Афитсиaлeн Списук зa нa Kaтфeдcиe aи Kaнфитьeлук Футбeул Фeдeрeитcиьa, зa влизeин ву нa Cвeтa Kaпe Футбeул
    Exceptionally long subtitle is exceptionally long. As long as the hairstyles are inexplicable.
    Note: The structure of this roster is based on the 3rd Rugby World Cup entry and thus will only contain the names and positions of the players. This has been requested by the HNDFF for privacy reasons.








    The Style Mod
    +2.9
    The Checklist - R.P. Permissions
    If my opponent RPs first, they may... Injure my players: Y Assign my players yellow cards: Y Assign my players red card: Y Godmod injuries: N Godmod scoring: N Godmod other events: N                  
  10. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from United Adaikes in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Bauhaus Novel - Conversation Street
    The Final Bow

     
     Jeremy Clarkson: So, you may have heard in the news last week that the producer was attacked. So, I am a violent stupid idiot! And aggressive as well.
    [Clarkson hides from the producer, who so happens to be The Stig's Vegetarian Cousin.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: I just don't know the parameters of reasonable common sense. But the biggest problem with this c-nt is that I couldn't wait to punch the producer in the face... and now, I have.
    [Hammond arrives, having driven there in Oliver.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: Now this caused one hell of a row in the office because we've ruined Conversation Street. The Bauhaus Novel said, I love this, they've said sales won't be affected.
     Richard Hammond: Wha! Um, really? {Sarcasm}
    [James May arrives outside in his Panda]
     Richard Hammond: What they're actually saying is 'most of our target audience is old and daft and won't notice'.
     Jeremy Clarkson: And on that bombshell I'm... crossing my fingers, and hoping for the best.
    [Jeremy Clarkson runs off and out of the building, James May enters]
     James May: Where's he going?
     Richard Hammond: He's been fired apparently, while I was doing my speech.
     James May: What... actually speaking of speeches that sounded like one of your more successful after dinner speeches.
     Richard Hammond: Do you know it was? Nobody even threw crockery for another minute. Anyway we hope you enjoyed those films and all that remains now is for us to say... thank you for watching.
     James May: Absolutely, thank you very much for watching and... well, goodbye.
     Richard Hammond: Goodbye.

    [The extremely short credits played, this time in silence.]
  11. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Arifiyyah in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Lustrous/The Youkai - Matchday 1-3



    ERROR: Matchday 1 was at Jammer Drive.
    OOC Note: Match stats are not included, due to not wishing to decide the opponents stats for them. Also enjoy the butchering of the Nagaraningrad team logo.
                     
  12. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Zoran in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation - Captains Slow
    Information 101 - The Lustrous


    The official roster for the Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation, for entry into the World Cup of Football/Đe ȩfisl raste av đi Häřtferdsierndeambeu Fűtbočil Fedȩreisn, ćentri ìntú đi Wḙldkapavűtbočil/Нa Афитсиaлeн Списук зa нa Kaтфeдcиe aи Kaнфитьeлук Футбeул Фeдeрeитcиьa, зa влизeин ву нa Cвeтa Kaпe Футбeул
    Exceptionally long subtitle is exceptionally long. As long as the hairstyles are inexplicable.
    Note: The structure of this roster is based on the 3rd Rugby World Cup entry and thus will only contain the names and positions of the players. This has been requested by the HNDFF for privacy reasons.








    The Style Mod
    +2.9
    The Checklist - R.P. Permissions
    If my opponent RPs first, they may... Injure my players: Y Assign my players yellow cards: Y Assign my players red card: Y Godmod injuries: N Godmod scoring: N Godmod other events: N                  
  13. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Zoran in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Bauhaus Novel - Conversation Street
    The Final Bow

     
     Jeremy Clarkson: So, you may have heard in the news last week that the producer was attacked. So, I am a violent stupid idiot! And aggressive as well.
    [Clarkson hides from the producer, who so happens to be The Stig's Vegetarian Cousin.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: I just don't know the parameters of reasonable common sense. But the biggest problem with this c-nt is that I couldn't wait to punch the producer in the face... and now, I have.
    [Hammond arrives, having driven there in Oliver.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: Now this caused one hell of a row in the office because we've ruined Conversation Street. The Bauhaus Novel said, I love this, they've said sales won't be affected.
     Richard Hammond: Wha! Um, really? {Sarcasm}
    [James May arrives outside in his Panda]
     Richard Hammond: What they're actually saying is 'most of our target audience is old and daft and won't notice'.
     Jeremy Clarkson: And on that bombshell I'm... crossing my fingers, and hoping for the best.
    [Jeremy Clarkson runs off and out of the building, James May enters]
     James May: Where's he going?
     Richard Hammond: He's been fired apparently, while I was doing my speech.
     James May: What... actually speaking of speeches that sounded like one of your more successful after dinner speeches.
     Richard Hammond: Do you know it was? Nobody even threw crockery for another minute. Anyway we hope you enjoyed those films and all that remains now is for us to say... thank you for watching.
     James May: Absolutely, thank you very much for watching and... well, goodbye.
     Richard Hammond: Goodbye.

    [The extremely short credits played, this time in silence.]
  14. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Zoran in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Lustrous/The Youkai - Matchday 1-3



    ERROR: Matchday 1 was at Jammer Drive.
    OOC Note: Match stats are not included, due to not wishing to decide the opponents stats for them. Also enjoy the butchering of the Nagaraningrad team logo.
                     
  15. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Nagaraningrad in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Lustrous/The Youkai - Matchday 1-3



    ERROR: Matchday 1 was at Jammer Drive.
    OOC Note: Match stats are not included, due to not wishing to decide the opponents stats for them. Also enjoy the butchering of the Nagaraningrad team logo.
                     
  16. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Giovanniland in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Lustrous/The Youkai - Matchday 1-3



    ERROR: Matchday 1 was at Jammer Drive.
    OOC Note: Match stats are not included, due to not wishing to decide the opponents stats for them. Also enjoy the butchering of the Nagaraningrad team logo.
                     
  17. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Giovanniland in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation - Captains Slow
    Information 101 - The Lustrous


    The official roster for the Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation, for entry into the World Cup of Football/Đe ȩfisl raste av đi Häřtferdsierndeambeu Fűtbočil Fedȩreisn, ćentri ìntú đi Wḙldkapavűtbočil/Нa Афитсиaлeн Списук зa нa Kaтфeдcиe aи Kaнфитьeлук Футбeул Фeдeрeитcиьa, зa влизeин ву нa Cвeтa Kaпe Футбeул
    Exceptionally long subtitle is exceptionally long. As long as the hairstyles are inexplicable.
    Note: The structure of this roster is based on the 3rd Rugby World Cup entry and thus will only contain the names and positions of the players. This has been requested by the HNDFF for privacy reasons.








    The Style Mod
    +2.9
    The Checklist - R.P. Permissions
    If my opponent RPs first, they may... Injure my players: Y Assign my players yellow cards: Y Assign my players red card: Y Godmod injuries: N Godmod scoring: N Godmod other events: N                  
  18. Like
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    The Bauhaus Novel - Conversation Street
    The Final Bow

     
     Jeremy Clarkson: So, you may have heard in the news last week that the producer was attacked. So, I am a violent stupid idiot! And aggressive as well.
    [Clarkson hides from the producer, who so happens to be The Stig's Vegetarian Cousin.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: I just don't know the parameters of reasonable common sense. But the biggest problem with this c-nt is that I couldn't wait to punch the producer in the face... and now, I have.
    [Hammond arrives, having driven there in Oliver.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: Now this caused one hell of a row in the office because we've ruined Conversation Street. The Bauhaus Novel said, I love this, they've said sales won't be affected.
     Richard Hammond: Wha! Um, really? {Sarcasm}
    [James May arrives outside in his Panda]
     Richard Hammond: What they're actually saying is 'most of our target audience is old and daft and won't notice'.
     Jeremy Clarkson: And on that bombshell I'm... crossing my fingers, and hoping for the best.
    [Jeremy Clarkson runs off and out of the building, James May enters]
     James May: Where's he going?
     Richard Hammond: He's been fired apparently, while I was doing my speech.
     James May: What... actually speaking of speeches that sounded like one of your more successful after dinner speeches.
     Richard Hammond: Do you know it was? Nobody even threw crockery for another minute. Anyway we hope you enjoyed those films and all that remains now is for us to say... thank you for watching.
     James May: Absolutely, thank you very much for watching and... well, goodbye.
     Richard Hammond: Goodbye.

    [The extremely short credits played, this time in silence.]
  19. Like
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    The Bauhaus Novel - Conversation Street
    The Final Bow

     
     Jeremy Clarkson: So, you may have heard in the news last week that the producer was attacked. So, I am a violent stupid idiot! And aggressive as well.
    [Clarkson hides from the producer, who so happens to be The Stig's Vegetarian Cousin.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: I just don't know the parameters of reasonable common sense. But the biggest problem with this c-nt is that I couldn't wait to punch the producer in the face... and now, I have.
    [Hammond arrives, having driven there in Oliver.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: Now this caused one hell of a row in the office because we've ruined Conversation Street. The Bauhaus Novel said, I love this, they've said sales won't be affected.
     Richard Hammond: Wha! Um, really? {Sarcasm}
    [James May arrives outside in his Panda]
     Richard Hammond: What they're actually saying is 'most of our target audience is old and daft and won't notice'.
     Jeremy Clarkson: And on that bombshell I'm... crossing my fingers, and hoping for the best.
    [Jeremy Clarkson runs off and out of the building, James May enters]
     James May: Where's he going?
     Richard Hammond: He's been fired apparently, while I was doing my speech.
     James May: What... actually speaking of speeches that sounded like one of your more successful after dinner speeches.
     Richard Hammond: Do you know it was? Nobody even threw crockery for another minute. Anyway we hope you enjoyed those films and all that remains now is for us to say... thank you for watching.
     James May: Absolutely, thank you very much for watching and... well, goodbye.
     Richard Hammond: Goodbye.

    [The extremely short credits played, this time in silence.]
  20. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Nagaraningrad in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation - Captains Slow
    Information 101 - The Lustrous


    The official roster for the Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation, for entry into the World Cup of Football/Đe ȩfisl raste av đi Häřtferdsierndeambeu Fűtbočil Fedȩreisn, ćentri ìntú đi Wḙldkapavűtbočil/Нa Афитсиaлeн Списук зa нa Kaтфeдcиe aи Kaнфитьeлук Футбeул Фeдeрeитcиьa, зa влизeин ву нa Cвeтa Kaпe Футбeул
    Exceptionally long subtitle is exceptionally long. As long as the hairstyles are inexplicable.
    Note: The structure of this roster is based on the 3rd Rugby World Cup entry and thus will only contain the names and positions of the players. This has been requested by the HNDFF for privacy reasons.








    The Style Mod
    +2.9
    The Checklist - R.P. Permissions
    If my opponent RPs first, they may... Injure my players: Y Assign my players yellow cards: Y Assign my players red card: Y Godmod injuries: N Godmod scoring: N Godmod other events: N                  
  21. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Giovanniland in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The Bauhaus Novel - Conversation Street
    The Final Bow

     
     Jeremy Clarkson: So, you may have heard in the news last week that the producer was attacked. So, I am a violent stupid idiot! And aggressive as well.
    [Clarkson hides from the producer, who so happens to be The Stig's Vegetarian Cousin.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: I just don't know the parameters of reasonable common sense. But the biggest problem with this c-nt is that I couldn't wait to punch the producer in the face... and now, I have.
    [Hammond arrives, having driven there in Oliver.]
     Jeremy Clarkson: Now this caused one hell of a row in the office because we've ruined Conversation Street. The Bauhaus Novel said, I love this, they've said sales won't be affected.
     Richard Hammond: Wha! Um, really? {Sarcasm}
    [James May arrives outside in his Panda]
     Richard Hammond: What they're actually saying is 'most of our target audience is old and daft and won't notice'.
     Jeremy Clarkson: And on that bombshell I'm... crossing my fingers, and hoping for the best.
    [Jeremy Clarkson runs off and out of the building, James May enters]
     James May: Where's he going?
     Richard Hammond: He's been fired apparently, while I was doing my speech.
     James May: What... actually speaking of speeches that sounded like one of your more successful after dinner speeches.
     Richard Hammond: Do you know it was? Nobody even threw crockery for another minute. Anyway we hope you enjoyed those films and all that remains now is for us to say... thank you for watching.
     James May: Absolutely, thank you very much for watching and... well, goodbye.
     Richard Hammond: Goodbye.

    [The extremely short credits played, this time in silence.]
  22. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Arifiyyah in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation - Captains Slow
    Information 101 - The Lustrous


    The official roster for the Hertfordshire and Jammbo Football Federation, for entry into the World Cup of Football/Đe ȩfisl raste av đi Häřtferdsierndeambeu Fűtbočil Fedȩreisn, ćentri ìntú đi Wḙldkapavűtbočil/Нa Афитсиaлeн Списук зa нa Kaтфeдcиe aи Kaнфитьeлук Футбeул Фeдeрeитcиьa, зa влизeин ву нa Cвeтa Kaпe Футбeул
    Exceptionally long subtitle is exceptionally long. As long as the hairstyles are inexplicable.
    Note: The structure of this roster is based on the 3rd Rugby World Cup entry and thus will only contain the names and positions of the players. This has been requested by the HNDFF for privacy reasons.








    The Style Mod
    +2.9
    The Checklist - R.P. Permissions
    If my opponent RPs first, they may... Injure my players: Y Assign my players yellow cards: Y Assign my players red card: Y Godmod injuries: N Godmod scoring: N Godmod other events: N                  
  23. Like
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    The stadiums of the 1422 Football World Cup
    Note: Each stadium will be used 5 times in the group stage. In each 6 team group, 3 members will play 3 "home matches", 1 at each stadium once, and 2 "away matches". The other 3 will do the reverse.
    Group A:

    1 -> Pendulum Trinity, Harlow, Norsex (Capacity: 26,953) - Home of the Hertfordshire and Jammbo National Team - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group A and the Final.

    5 -> Black Parade Hall, Great Parndon, Greater Parndon (Capacity: 12,117) - Home of Parndon United (5th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22)- This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group A and the 2nd Semi-Final.

    12 -> Jammer Drive, Crawley, Slobodăshire (Capacity: 2,716) - Home of Crawley & Jammbo (23rd [Relegated], Anglian Championship 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group A and the 8th Round of 16 match.
    --------------------------------------------------
     
    Group B:

    6 -> Chelmsford Stadium, Várpaberény, Greater Varpaber (Capacity: 2,910) - Home of Várpaberény City (6th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group B and the 1st Round of 16 match.

    10 -> Heavenly Host, Lipobani-upon-Yanview, Sarvaton & Yanview (Capacity: 3,395) - Home of Yanderobani Athletic (9th, Anglian Championship 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group B and the 6th Round of 16 match.

    11 -> The Gensokyo Arena, Gensokyo, South Mihashire (Capacity: 3,395) - Home of Gensokyo Realm (1st [Champions], Anglian League 1 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group B, the 4th Round of 16 match and the 1st Quarter-Final.
    --------------------------------------------------
     
    Group C

    3 -> Glacier Shrine Academy Road, Poltragei, Midland (Capacity: 28,783) - Home of Poltragei Town (2nd, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group C and the 3rd-Place Play-off.

    7 -> Lunar Prime Park, Moigidia, Moigidiashire (Capacity: 4,857) - Home of Moigidia Lunar Prime (9th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group C, the 7th Round of 16 match and the 2nd Quarter-Final.

    8 -> The Blizzardfall Stadium, Vatriopol, Constellatoshire (Capacity: 1,951) - Home of Vatriopol Town (12th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group C and the 5th Round of 16 match.
    --------------------------------------------------
     
    Group D

    2 -> Regnar Crown, Pulsargard, Prememrïto (Capacity: 6,790) - Former home of the Hertfordshire and Jammbo National Team - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group D, the 2nd Round of 16 match and the 4th Quarter-Final.

    4 -> Davenport Jammbo Stadium, Davenport, County Davenport (Capacity: 9,802) - Home of Davenport United (4th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group D and the 1st Semi-Final.

    9 -> Fortune City Park, Timeston, Kalmshire (Capacity: 4,389) - Home of Timeston Stortford (14th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group C, the 3rd Round of 16 match and the 3rd Quarter-Final.
     
    Stadium Locations:

    Each stadium location is marked by a black-outlined lavender purple star and a corresponding number. Each region, made up of 4 counties (or 3 in Waveney-Stour Valley), has had 1 location chosen for the tournament.
     
    OOC Note: Pay no attention to the words on some of the pictures, the pictures were screenshot from Google Maps.
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    The host nation of the 1422 Football World Cup
           
    Confederal Kingdom of Hertfordshire and Jammbo
    National Information - Under The Light Microscope
    Hertfordshire and Jammbo is a mostly ice-covered somewhat elevated nation that lies within the south-eastern corner of Andolia. It borders the Great Pacific Ocean to the south and east, and Zastad to the west. There is no nation that borders it to the north, the closest due in that magnetic direction being Overthinkers. With 3,203,688 citizens living in an area of 129,181mi2 Hertfordshire and Jammbo, or Hertfordia as it is informally known, is the third least populated country on the continent ahead of Irador and Cyrylic and the 10th least populated in Esferos outright. It also has a population density of 9.6 people/km2 as a result.

    A map of the southern continent Andolia. Hertfordshire & Jammbo exists within the time-zones of +0 (Andolian Meridian Time) & +1 (Hertfordian Standard Time).
    National Information - Under The Electron Microscope
    Hertfordshire and Jammbo has a total of 3 capitals all focused in the northern regions of the country. The executive capital and only city Great Parndon in Greater Parndon, the legislative capital Hoddesdon in Hoddesdonshire and the judicial capital Maidenhall are the three headquarters from where the clockwork of the land carries on. There are ~47 different counties, each with their own local government and county capital, the latter with the exception of Tadmartonshire, on the western coast of Lake Waveney, which is home to a solitary village of 300 people and nothing else.

    A map of the counties of Hertfordshire and Jammbo. The triad of capitals are highlighted in red.
    National Information - Away From The Microscope
    As may have been guessed, Hertfordshire and Jammbo is a confederal kingdom. Founded as such after a peace deal between the Hertfordians and the Jammbonians ended the Hertmeria Wars, it established the system of 'confederal parliamentary elective monarchy'. The Tsar/Tsaress is elected once every 10 years, while the Prime Minister is elected once every 5 years. The current Tsar is Mečislavs Deben, due to contest re-election in 1431 and the current Prime Minister is Clarkov Sahaidachny who is set to attempt a push for a second term in the 1424 general elections. The monarch has powers greater than that of a constitutional monarch, but lesser than that of an absolute monarch.
                     
    Tsar Mečislavs Deben I and Prime Minister Clarkov J. Sahaidachny (he usually wears rectangular glasses). Rather infamously, these two both won medals in the Esferiad.
  25. Like
    Clarkov got a reaction from Arifiyyah in 2nd World Cup of Football [rosters, roleplay, results]   
    The stadiums of the 1422 Football World Cup
    Note: Each stadium will be used 5 times in the group stage. In each 6 team group, 3 members will play 3 "home matches", 1 at each stadium once, and 2 "away matches". The other 3 will do the reverse.
    Group A:

    1 -> Pendulum Trinity, Harlow, Norsex (Capacity: 26,953) - Home of the Hertfordshire and Jammbo National Team - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group A and the Final.

    5 -> Black Parade Hall, Great Parndon, Greater Parndon (Capacity: 12,117) - Home of Parndon United (5th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22)- This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group A and the 2nd Semi-Final.

    12 -> Jammer Drive, Crawley, Slobodăshire (Capacity: 2,716) - Home of Crawley & Jammbo (23rd [Relegated], Anglian Championship 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group A and the 8th Round of 16 match.
    --------------------------------------------------
     
    Group B:

    6 -> Chelmsford Stadium, Várpaberény, Greater Varpaber (Capacity: 2,910) - Home of Várpaberény City (6th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group B and the 1st Round of 16 match.

    10 -> Heavenly Host, Lipobani-upon-Yanview, Sarvaton & Yanview (Capacity: 3,395) - Home of Yanderobani Athletic (9th, Anglian Championship 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group B and the 6th Round of 16 match.

    11 -> The Gensokyo Arena, Gensokyo, South Mihashire (Capacity: 3,395) - Home of Gensokyo Realm (1st [Champions], Anglian League 1 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group B, the 4th Round of 16 match and the 1st Quarter-Final.
    --------------------------------------------------
     
    Group C

    3 -> Glacier Shrine Academy Road, Poltragei, Midland (Capacity: 28,783) - Home of Poltragei Town (2nd, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group C and the 3rd-Place Play-off.

    7 -> Lunar Prime Park, Moigidia, Moigidiashire (Capacity: 4,857) - Home of Moigidia Lunar Prime (9th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group C, the 7th Round of 16 match and the 2nd Quarter-Final.

    8 -> The Blizzardfall Stadium, Vatriopol, Constellatoshire (Capacity: 1,951) - Home of Vatriopol Town (12th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group C and the 5th Round of 16 match.
    --------------------------------------------------
     
    Group D

    2 -> Regnar Crown, Pulsargard, Prememrïto (Capacity: 6,790) - Former home of the Hertfordshire and Jammbo National Team - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group D, the 2nd Round of 16 match and the 4th Quarter-Final.

    4 -> Davenport Jammbo Stadium, Davenport, County Davenport (Capacity: 9,802) - Home of Davenport United (4th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group D and the 1st Semi-Final.

    9 -> Fortune City Park, Timeston, Kalmshire (Capacity: 4,389) - Home of Timeston Stortford (14th, Anglian Premier League 1421/22) - This stadium will be used for 5 matches in Group C, the 3rd Round of 16 match and the 3rd Quarter-Final.
     
    Stadium Locations:

    Each stadium location is marked by a black-outlined lavender purple star and a corresponding number. Each region, made up of 4 counties (or 3 in Waveney-Stour Valley), has had 1 location chosen for the tournament.
     
    OOC Note: Pay no attention to the words on some of the pictures, the pictures were screenshot from Google Maps.
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