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Papercuts and Skittles

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  1. Flags aren't geography, I could correctly label an entire world map with 99% accuracy. Growing up I had a world map shower curtain, so what if it still had the USSR?

     

    Also, pretty sure I could do the countries of the world song from Animaniacs.

     

     

    24/30

  2. The Cutter looks up as somehow the first person in line is finished and the cashier enthusiastically greets the next person in line. He glances up and down the checkout lanes, yep this is the only one.

     

    In Cuttian markets, there's always a back up clerk on duty for needs such as this, but such is the way in many Western Pacific markets...

     

    He shrugs and puts out his cigarette, taking another swig of Mt Dew and vodka before returning to reading, remaining in place as the line takes a step forward.

  3. The Cutter comes back with a lit cigarette and leans against the aisle divider as he waits in line and pulls a well worn copy of Ubik by Philip K. Dick out of his pocket and opens to his marked spot and chuckles softly to himself, what others might have perceived as a low rumble.

  4. The hairy Cutter seemingly out of nowhere saddles up in line, with a novelty pair of sunglasses, a hat 4 sizes too large (WHERE THE HELL DID SUCH A LARGE MAN FIND SUCH A LARGE SUN HAT) and some zinc oxide on his nose. He takes a swig of a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew and coughs, before casually adding a little vodka to it.

     

    In Cuttian Papercuts and Skittles, nice days are few and far in between. If you can get the time off from work for vacation, you better enjoy it because your next one will be a long time coming. Long lines are an every day occurrence in a compulsory consumerist state, but that doesn't mean you have to enjoy them.

     

    The Cuttian leans to the side and sees how many people are ahead of him, winking at a lady looking back. Little good with sunglasses, but the Cuttian doesn't seem to realize. He pats down his pockets looking for a light, before grunting and returning to the aisles.

  5. A burly Russian walks in the the TWP-Mart and heads for the produce section, scratching his beard.

     

    Muttering under his breath he examines various melons on display, "In Cuttian Russia markets, there would be a better selection." He sets down his latest melon, and picks up a papaya. "We don't have these," he says eyeing it suspiciously and takes a sniff before putting it back disgusted and crinkling his nose at a star fruit.

     

    He walks away shaking his head, and heading for the deli section, sneering as he passes a seemingly oblivious little Asian man blocking the aisle.

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