Westwind Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Westwind presents ...Westwind Telegraph Frontline News WTF News date: 22 January 2013 Issue # 5 A periodic publication of reports from around NationStates. WTF News is a public service of Westwind.*Neither The Ancients of Westwind, The Vetran Cosmic Rocker of All Good People, their puppet nations, nor the The West Pacific or the Commonwealth of Equilism take any credit or responsibility for the opinions expressed herein. All implied contracts are meaningless drivel that's best ignored. Nazi sympathizers are encouraged to jump off the nearest cliff. Personal dilemas resulting from the absorption the information contained below are the sole responsiblity of The Universe. Good luck with your law suit against it. Long live individual sovereignty and Happy National Answer Your Cat's Question Day. Recommended by Nazi hunters everywhere... Proceed at your own risk. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Topic #1: Hysterical Hitler takes Female Hormone Injections !(Reporting from The Greater German Reich)"Unbelievable but True!" Those were the words of our of contact inside The Greater German Reich, where the Leather Clad one leads his/her Nazi Lonely Hearts Club Band, eager for all the attention NationStates can give them. "No really, we've obtained the records from Hitler's personal physician. While we were already aware of Hitlers bull semen injections, the female hormone injections were not just for his flatulence problem."Read it for yourself. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Topic #2: WAIT, WHAT ? Something happened in Osiris ?!(The Purple region of Osiris) As many of you are aware, there was an incident in Osiris recently. Yes, it's true, Delegate Mad Jack has painted the WFE purple. Yes. Purple. *man browsing NationStates, clicks on Osiris* "aaaaaaaaahhhhh! It Burns!!!!!" And remember, Mad Jack says, "Dali Didn't Coup Me". Of course. *wink wink, nudge nudge* -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Topic #3: HAIL The Pacific !(Francograd, The Pacific) "A New Pacific" was the proclamation by Delegate Krulltopia as he announced a new Charter, Civil Code, and reorganized Senate. "Our forefathers sacrifices have given us the freedom to move forward. Inside all of us is a citizen, a soldier, an artist, a philosopher. The choice is yours and every Pacifican must answer the call. It is our duty to our home and to ourselves." Best wishes to everyone in The Pacific, it's good to see a new Era in the long history of the First Feeder. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Topic #4: Cutting Room Scraps(The West Pacific) The Guardians of The West Pacific have been seen taking hangover remedies to recover from the long holiday season. Former Delegate Punk Reloaded (aka Punk Daddy) was seen in a post-holiday hangover rage, as he grabbed TWP Mayor Tweedy by the graphics and demanded, "More! We need more activity NOW!" Meanwhile, former Delegate Enlightened Defenders (aka Mr. ED) returned from his walkabout, blaming a 'hard drive' for his absence. Likely story. Horses don't have hard drives installed in them. Also, former Delegate ROLHEATH was again spotted raiding the liquor cabinet of one of the local embassies. Guard those liquor cabinets, or face the consequences ! And finally, former Delegate Darkesia was busy celebrating National Chocolate Day.(The NationStates Republic) "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K," reported an insider among the House of Lords of the NationStates Republic. "No really dude, I....I.....don't get it." Our contact then left to munch on some of Yy4u's special brownies. Other sources reported a 'coup' by NSR Founder Punk Daddy, as President People United Together was removed from office by the founder. We look forward to more reports from the action inside the House of Lords. "Dude, I....I don't have to go back in there do I ?"(E-Bar, Equilism) Stop on by The E-Bar and check out the new E-Bar Starlight Theater. A nearly 8,000 seat 'outdoor' theater covered with a climate controlled glass dome. Bands, Orchestras, and traveling actor troupes are being scheduled for performances for all to enjoy. The Westwind Catering Service has also provide a full array of foods from around the NS world, free for your enjoyment. See ya there !(Westwind's Rocking Chair, All Good People) *ponders* Three kinds of people across NationStates: - Those who make things happen. - Those who watch things happen. - Those who say, "What the hell happened ?" (carefully ignores the forth kind that is oblivious and does nothing but answer issues) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- As always, only the finest data bits were sacrificed in the transporting of this data packet. All data bits have been blessed by The Holy Ordo of The Churh of Westwind. Hail ! Westwind Telegraph Frontline News is in Distribution to fine regions across NationStates The Order of The Known and Unknown NS Universe Brought to you by....Copyright 2013, Westwind of All Good People. Better people, Better Food, and Better Beer. The difference between the Heavenly Dream and the God Awful Reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Very good. Me like! The TWP scraps could form the basis of a TWP update - more than happy to help with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 Thank you kindly I'm working on that next, I'll let ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Yay! Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolheath Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 i was checking to see that they were fully stocked and how fast it was to have them restocked in short research Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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