Zogradia

Good choice of relocation! Welcome to TWP!

I would like to apply! (I don't really have any experience, though, but I do have a couple puppet nations if that would help).

Welcome to the West Pacific! Be sure to get used to the craziness!

How my introduction forum turned into people explaining to each-other how Dutch and Afrikaans work...

Zogradia: -Blue Z -ZG -Bluey -Blue -DCK Zogradia -DCKZ -DKZ

Island nations rejoice! Zogradia has a lot of Arabic cultural influence, which is why Zogradiaball is often seen wearing a keffiyeh. We're also part Russian, German and Korean. (BTW: Qatar isn't an island nation [bahrain is, though])

I noticed that many new forum members around here introduce themselves when they first join, and I haven't done that yet, so... Hello! I represent the Democratic Co-Kingdom of Zogradia, a nation run by two kings with a fair hand (or two) in the middle of the Philippine Sea with an alright economy, but a strong spirit! I just wanted to say "hello" to all my neighbors*! *Neighbors was a metaphor, Zogradia is an island nation.

The Arab, wishing he had gone to another store, steps in the back of the line with a bag of dates, covering his nose and mouth with his keffiyeh to block out the poison gas.

The Arab, distracted by the noise, asks "What is going on here?!".

An Arabian man walks into the TWP Mart, curious of what's going on, while also trying to give the Norwegian and the Harikene some space. He starts to search the store for dates (as in the dried fruits).

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