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Excellent reporting, thank you. Welcome to the Club !

Ain't it the truth !

You mean there's been an interruption in communications ? I blame Nazis.

Thanks NK, well done as always. *tips hat*

I see they are seeing some of the same problem on the TP forum. I had to stop using the full editor and manually code everything, because it constantly crashes my browser. Especially if I try to change text size, it really doesn't like clicking on the size dropdown. Let's try a jpg and see what happens.... Success !

I had the same problem posting a jpg in my WTF News post in General. It'd give me an error. I converted it to a gif and it worked fine.

Thanks NK *tips hat*

Birthday card from my Daughter: "Feeling old and depressed because it's your Birthday? Well Cheer up - it could be worse!!!" *open card* "You could look it!"

Just watch out for Asta....

Thank you kindly I'm working on that next, I'll let ya know.

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*chuckles* Osiris tried to ram a coup through instead. But seeing as that's behind them now.....

Well done. *applauds*

*tips hat* Thank you, thank you. *bows* For my next trick, I'll live another year.....and... The Bar is Open !

Makes for a handy DNA sample.

*chuckles* I couldn't resist.

No, I won't let my brain do it....not Morphesus voice.......

Letting the HoL sort the issue out seems a good idea to me, as it truely represents all active Alliance member regions. In a conflict of leadership, those that they represent must have their say. Elsewise, the alliance has a fair chance of splitting.

Thanks for the update. I don't see Astarial listed anywhere in the award nominations.

Better keep that lock of hair in a safe place.

I've found hidden 'rooms' among the FRA before, so.....

Update: Ambassador Ithania is currently on Leave of Absence.

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