Tweedy Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea...' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingsteck Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 *snickers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heronlord Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithania Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 This will most definitely come in handy when I’m at certain conferences or sat listening to horrifically blinkered and affluent middle-class white people talk confidently about subjects over their red wine. My polite attempts to encourage humility and to discourage bigotry tend to be a tad too weak sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libetarian Republics Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Sick burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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