The Royal Tea

[Arifiyyah]

EPISODE ONE

 

Jamal: Yo, what's up everyone? Welcome to the first episode of The Royal Tea podcast. I'm Jamal, your favorite politician. And with me is everyone's favorite leader, Sultan Arif Nazhim Shah. How are you doing, your Highness? Can you tell us a little about this podcast?

 

Arif: Hey everyone, peace out. Just call me Arif, man. This podcast is Jamal's idea. If you're wondering, we've been close friends since we were kids. We're like brothers, but from different worlds. So, this podcast is a new way for me to connect with you guys, whether you're from Arifiyyah or watching from around the world. You know Jamal, we young people are into this stuff. Even though I'm a leader, I'm still young and I want to do this.

Jamal: Can you tell us more about your outfit today?

Arif: Ah yes,this is like casual batik for holiday trip or something. Created by the Palace,designed by myself. I think we need to innovate our traditional wear into something modern but don't overdo. Like mine,simple yet cultured 

Jamal: So, your Highness, or I guess we can just call you Arif now, some of you might be wondering if this podcast is just for chatting? Nope, we'll be talking about your personal stuff, current events in the country, a bit of politics, and just having fun. We'll also invite other politicians and public figures to join us.

 

Arif: Yeah, Jamal. So, for our first topic, why did you get kicked out of your party? (laughs)

 

Jamal: Woah, that's a hot one. My answer is that it was the party's decision, so whatever. I've said it many times, I'm not pro-government, I just support what's right and fight what's wrong. My leader is just super jealous. Ten of my friends got kicked out too, so we're a gang now. 🤣

 

Arif: (Laughs) So what are your plans now?

 

Jamal: Hmmm... Just doing podcasts, I think. I need a break from politics for a while. We can get back to playing basketball and badminton. What about you, anything exciting going on?

 

Arif: As usual, a Sultan is never not busy. But yesterday, I visited the TARL national phase construction site with the Minister of Transportation. Alhamdulillah, in Arifiyyah, we expect the first six stations to be operational by the end of this year. I also had a meeting with our Chief Minister yesterday to discuss the 2025 budget, which will be presented soon.

 

Jamal: (claps) That's our Sultan, always on top of his game. So, this episode has gone longer than we planned, huh? We just wanted to do a quick intro. So, that's it for today. Peace out everyone.

 

Arif: Goodbye Arifiyyah, see you again in the next episode!

[Arifiyyah]

EPISODE 2

 

Sultan Arif: "What’s good, everyone? Welcome back to The Royal Tea! Yeah, I know, it’s been a few weeks since episode one, but hey, we’re back, and we got a lot to spill today! I’m your host, Sultan Arif Nazhim Shah, and right here with me as always is my guy Jamal. Say what’s up, bro."

 

Jamal: "What’s up, people? Yeah, we know you’ve all been waitin’. Life’s been a bit nuts lately, but we’re back in the studio. Gotta say, though, Arif, I thought royalty was supposed to be punctual."

 

Sultan Arif: "Ha! Look who’s talking! You’re the one ghosting me. Anyway, let’s dive in. Episode two, we’re talkin’ budgets, trains, and a little football—so stay tuned. Let’s get into this budget first, yeah?"

 

Jamal: "Alright, alright. So, Arif, you got the budget rundown from the cabinet. How’s it lookin’? You seemed pretty hyped."

 

Sultan Arif: "Honestly? I’m super proud. The cabinet went all out. We prioritized health, infrastructure, and jobs, all in line with our goals for Arifiyyah. Everyone on the team did a killer job. Not a single dollar wasted, which is rare, right?"

 

Jamal: "Gotta say, that’s impressive. I remember back in my day in politics—budgets were tight, and everyone wanted a piece of the pie. But tell me, what’s the big win this year?"

 

Sultan Arif: "We’re talkin’ major investments in public healthcare and job creation. We upped the budget to keep clinics funded, plus training for more local medical staff. And then there’s job support—more apprenticeships, more training programs. It’s a game-changer, really."

 

Jamal: "Mad respect. Nothing better than keepin’ the economy strong and people healthy. Good stuff. But, speaking of investments, let’s talk about that Trans-Auran high-speed rail. How’s that beast of a project going?"

 

Sultan Arif: "Man, I’m pumped for that one! Progress has been steady, and once it’s up, we’re lookin’ at way faster travel across the country. It'll connect the big cities, help businesses grow, tourism’s gonna go through the roof. And not to mention, it'll make traveling so much more convenient for everyone."

 

Jamal: "Imagine, just a few hours from one end of Arifiyyah to the other. People are gonna love it. But I’m curious—what’s the economic impact gonna look like? People wanna know if their tax money is gettin’ put to work."

 

Sultan Arif: "Oh, for sure. The economy’s about to get a major boost. We’re talkin’ thousands of jobs during construction, more job opportunities once it’s running, and of course, faster trade routes. Plus, all the tourism and business opportunities that open up along the line? It’s gonna pay for itself down the road, no doubt."

 

Jamal: "Man, if only we had that rail back in the day! Traveling up and down used to be a nightmare."

 

Sultan Arif: "Don’t I know it. Alright, last topic—football, my guy. The World Cup’s coming up, and it’s gonna be Arifiyyah’s third time on the big stage. Got some high hopes this year."

 

Jamal: "Ah, football! I feel like the whole country’s holdin’ its breath. You think we got a shot this time?"

 

Sultan Arif: "Look, we’ve been puttin’ in the work. The team’s young but hungry. Plus, my brother Muhammad Nazhim’s on the squad again—he’s gonna give it everything he’s got. The kid’s been training like a madman, honestly. I think we’re gonna make it past the group stage this time."

 

Jamal: "Nazhim’s a beast, man! Got that spark. He’s what, 26 now?"

 

Sultan Arif: "Yep, 26 and already a key player. And I don’t say that just 'cause he's my brother. He’s been pushing the whole team to step it up. Everyone’s hungry for it. We just need to keep our heads straight and play smart."

 

Jamal: "Well, I think the country’s ready. The World Cup’s got everyone hyped, and if we make it deep, that’s all anyone will talk about. So, what’s your message for Nazhim and the team?"

 

Sultan Arif: "Man, just go out there, play your hearts out, and make us proud. Leave everything on the field, you know? And remember, all of Arifiyyah’s behind you."

 

Jamal: "Couldn’t have said it better, my man. Well, that about wraps it up. We covered budgets, the high-speed rail, and World Cup fever. Anything else you wanna say to the people?"

 

Sultan Arif: "Just wanna thank everyone for the support. We got a lot of exciting things ahead for Arifiyyah, and I couldn’t be prouder of this nation. Stay tuned for more episodes—promise we won’t keep you waiting this long next time!"

 

Jamal: "For real! Thanks for listenin’, everyone. Don’t forget to subscribe, share, all that good stuff. Catch you next time on The Royal Tea!"