New Kervoskia Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Biyah: The Last Francoist The last of the Francoists marches on 15 January, 2013 A cabin in the woods, location unknown.In a dusty room in a lonely cabin a grey old man writes furiously by candlelight. A yellowed first edition of Proper Francoist Thought rests on his desk while the tattered black and blue of the Pacifican flag hangs over the window. The old man's mumbling is drowned out by the sound of the pen scratching the paper. Who is this old man? A former Senator perhaps? Or maybe a citizen? No, it's none other than Biyah. The former foe of Francos is now a fervent follower. Who'd a thought Biyah, spy master for the ADN, would use Unlimited's essay for anything other than toilet paper? Before I can say anything Biyah jumps to his feet, violently raising his fist in the air. “The Userite hordes have once again descended upon The Pacific! Their abandonment of Francoism only intensifies the class war and for their betrayal they must be annihilated!” Overwhelmed with passion his face grows red with fury and his whole body shakes causing breakfast crumbs to fall from his beard like Christmas snow. It's no secret that many old Francoists were spies themselves before they switched. Some were inspired, others impressed, but what caused Biyah's change of heart was old habit. The Pacific's recent move from Francoism left Biyah without an ideological foe. The solution? Switch things around. “I have nothing but disgust for The Pacific now that it's run by Pope Hope's dogs. That isn't bacon she's feeding you, it's slavery – thick cut slices of hickory smoked submission to the Userite cause! I won't rest until I see them fall. Long live the August Revolution!” Truly one against the world. ----- Written by New Kervoskia The New Pacific Times : All the scandal that's fit to print Proudly Part of PNN Copyright 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Thanks for the update? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 One can only guess at the complexity of his inner turmoil..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Biyah is a Feederite, this is no surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Would agree with the very last line. Nice article NK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Copyright 2013 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Copyright 2013 ? No Truly one against the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 *chuckles* I couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 I woulda done it, but ya beat me to the punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biyah Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 it hurt to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 We are in a post-Francoist world now Comrade. The Revolution must be refreshed with the truth of this new age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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