Mia

It is that time again! Since @Dilber is intent on trolling me this week with crabs, we decided to write him a slime haiku. Slime is thick and cold Slime is not always stickySlime is very cool

My father is a professor and as a child, he used to let me doodle on the back of student's exams. They often were graced with the brilliant art created by yours truly at age 5-10.

Orcas are amazing. Welcome!

A repository of the creations created by Dilber and Mia.

It is time again for the weekly sliming of Dilber. He stands awaiting with pride for the sliming of the week for no one knows just how much Dilber enjoys his slimebaths. But there is a twist! This week, we're sliming @Giovanniland too! Gio's surprise guest sliming. And here is adorable @Dilber. See ya next week.

There are some secrets once they are revealed, you will never look at the same again. It came from deep caves within Mystic Skies' caverns that contain the greenest most precious broccoli koalas working hard to make the smelliest slime from mangoes.

I promised to slime @Dilber regularly and to ethically source his slime so here it is.

This poll is evil.

All these mountain posts make me want to move even more. The only mountain in my state is a wannabe hill.

He is quite cuddly, with some barbs. And he has all the chocolate.

Since I prefer not to die, I will say I gave all my chocolate to Dilber, so if you're going to kill for it, please kill Dilber.

It is. He managed to get me to sign up to the forums, something I am super epically lazy against doing. He could be a world cult leader.

I have played NS for 15 years basically doing nothing but dying and reviving. At some point, NS won me over with how evil I can be with buttons. Then I created a new nation for whatever reason and saw Dilber. So I joined TWP. I am the lazy person that clicks buttons in most diabolical ways. Also hi.

I, Mystic Skies, swear that I have, to the best of my knowledge, been completely truthful in applying for citizenship in The West Pacific and that I have no other NationStates identity that has not been made known in this application. I swear my allegiance to The West Pacific and its citizens, and I swear not to engage in hostilities against The West Pacific or to violate The Manners of Governance, or any laws made pursuant to it.