Pestarzt

Yes. I do not need to be delegate to be the unrivaled spiritual leader of our region, though I obviously would not complain if I ever became delegate. Unfortunately I doubt I could take on so much responsibility. I'm not sure how you manage to keep your screws on properly with so much authority. We were in need of a Rent is Too Damn High Party, and I delivered. We will lower the rates! It is very serious. I want to benevolently dictate to the minds, dreams, and goals of The West Pacific in the future. Of course not. I am fond of Westwind and I am against marsupialists. I would not be here if AGP was a pouchy. I agree! So does anyone want some patriotic pins, branded candy, or "I SUPPORT C.O.U.P." bumper stickers? *hands out fliers*

I would like to see us closer with the NPO, and I think AGP should use dispatches to store regional information, and these could be mentioned in mass telegrams. I humbly suggest "Crimson King".If this is unacceptable "Conductor" has a nice ring to it.

Welcome Elegarth.

The C.O.U.P. is the WP equivalent of the Rent Is Too Damn Party that has a highly inconvenient acronym. By this, I mean that it's easily the best group in the region. C.O.U.P. has no political goals other than making Pestarzt into TWP's benevolent dictator and building of a massive army of elitists wielding monocles. It's also an anti-marsupial, anti-kudzu plant front. Its membership dislikes mass telegram spam as of August 10th, 2013. Pestarzt is neither for or against the WECA or the Opposition. C.O.U.P. seeks to play the role of devil's advocate whenever possible, and also wishes to keep both WECA and the Opposition on their toes. We're a fun loving, satirical, and very capable bunch. If you want to say you are a COUPER, you should join us today. As a note, members of WECA and the Opposition may join C.O.U.P. because it is open to everyone, just as our region is open to everyone. C.O.U.P. belongs to the people ... sometimes! JOIN TODAY!

Is there a bandwagon dedicated to closing feeder embassies now?

I like 'The West Pacific Courier'.

You could always invite new blood whilst keeping the old concept. I agree though.

The West Pacific News? I'm not great with names.

Mmm. I would be interested in getting involved in it if it was ever resurrected.

Wonderful. I posted a rough draft of my ideas in the Landstraad forum.

I miss the Merit.

Welcome to the forum!

Does the Imperium have a charter? I can write a draft document if we need one.

Welcome to The West Pacific, Gates. I must admit that your return to NationStates pleases me. True warriors for the NatSov cause are few and far between nowadays. I hope to see those tides change now that GV has rise again.

Kudos on your promotion, Morpheus. This needs to be updated.

Thank you for the warm welcoming, my new friends. I am already quite confident that my time in The West Pacific will be amongst the most memorable of my adventures. "Pez" and "Pest" are both acceptable.

I'm unable to edit my user title. Can something be done about this? "Newbie" is rather bland for a personality as colorful as my own.

I am Pestarzt, and I recently arrived back here. I have travelled the world under many names over these years, and I plan on stationing myself in TWP for a nice and well-deserved break from my grand adventure.