I can give you better versions of one of the Glitter Machines, if you'd like. I don't mind sharing :-P
That's the spirit! *glitters you, then provides cookies and coffee*
*glitters you, too*
I'd love to say that's what it is, I think I've just been around forever but gone too long. Something like that. I like your reason better.
The glitter used with the cookies is edible and safe. The glitter used on other people is not edible and sometimes causes fires. But generally safe. Trust me. It's fine. >_>