Tweedy

"Polish everyday? Minion? BBD, get yourself out here and explain yourself!"

It's ok for you time-travellers, but who do you thinks going to polish that thing every morning, eh?

Well done, God-Emperor! Now we can all sleep soundly in our beds...well you lot can - I've got IWS (irritable wind syndrom) better know as the fart in the dark.

John Kerry (US Secretary of State) is the exact same age as me, so how-come he's still got hair almost touching his eyebrows, and I haven't?

"Oh come-on you lot,...in the milk-bottle pic I was in my professional gear...now I'm in my private gear!"

...knowing the fellow involved, I'd say it's more likely to be a bottle of Gaviscon!

"By a strange quirk of fate, I think I know of just the man to run a classy café...!"

Well....April 1st has come and gone and nothing has appeared in NSR to indicate any improvement. Waste-not, want-not. How about me changing the theme from NSRepublic to maybe NS Cafe - with seedy deco to match? Any objections? P.S. I have sent a PM to PD with the same message.

The Regional Opposition

Curleyhoward is still around? He used to be quite amusing, unlike his heroes, The Three Stooges!

Welcome home!

Never-mind our old regime, my grandmother could sort-out The South Pacific. They still wear flared trousers for God's sake!

Ah..jolly good fighters, the Zombies..gave the British a good fight at Rorke's Drift in South Africa.

How about calling the opposition The Zombies? There's nothing like stealing someone else's thunder!

Strange conversation! Is this all part of NS's Zombie Day?

On that basis I should have the patience of Genghis Khan, and not of a Saint! Welcome to TWP, lasonia!

I don't have a position but if you want any graphics, I volunteer my help.

I might as well be considered as Dictator of NS Republic as I seem to be the only one there, now! I shall dictate to myself something profound, and then have the pleasure in completely ignoring myself! The place is looking decidedly run-down.... and nobody ever visits http://z13.invisionfree.com/nationstatesrepublic/index.php surprisingly, very few members of TWP ever visited the NSR forum and conversed with other nations' reps.

Instead of all this nattering, it would be nice if the person responsible organise some sort of government - and I mean any sort of government as a first step! Then, with all the unelected officials in place we can then organise elections, or if not a democracy, we can organise more sub-strata of officials, etc. There's only one problem...we still haven't got enough interested members!

I didn't expect this....

Quite uncalled for. The whole point of us being here is the game of pretence, so I really hope that The Wickedly Evil One is pretending to be a rude and unpleasant.

Well, decide what you want it to be called, and I'll do a quick change of title. I don't hang around....I have been around!

Quote Doesn't Biyah own the channel? I do beleive that's the case. Oh dear.....all those years copying countless thousands of comments to be used against others, and nobody cares a sh*t!

Sissy? Oh dear....spelling mistake - I meant classy! (To be spoken in the style of Sir Winston Churchill, so befitting this suspicious puny occassion) Never let it be said, and I say that without fear of contradiction, that I have never, or even ever, not been aware of what I was meaning to say - in the full sense of the words - or phrase even. (How he won the war talking like that, God only knows!)

Oh! No wonder - I didn't understand! I thought it was a fake shamrock! I was thinking to myself, El's not an Irish name, is it? Why's he going-on about shamrocks, even if they are fake ones. Silly me!