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"I have a dream that our children will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the amount of money they spend on our products!" says well-groomed George Wallstreetson, CEO of Hard Cash Inc "So what if the food is making them blue or green? Hell, we can probably make them florescent pink and employ them in some of the clubs we own. And wait until you see the new product we have in the works: singing potatos! Who wouldn't want one, or seven hundred? And i'm sure that a little government support would let us put these out on the market faster, if you know what i mean. "

Submitting a regional Daily Issue is a great idea but we need to ensure that it is ORIGINAL but, with over 480 already 'out there', this may be a difficult task The other aspect is that it needs to be capable of having a high humour content. For my money, would go for the 'Product Placement' one

let's do GM crops, it fits in with the zaniness of NS issues. After all if you're going to ban GM crops we have to quit eating everything. All plants consumed have been genetically modified by humans, it's what we do. It started in Mesopotamia and China 6-7000 years ago, maybe longer, and has never stopped. The planet certainly couldn't sustain 7.4 billion people without GM crops.