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Hello and thank you for reading the official Greenman Occupied Territory news sorce created by the Greenman Mercenaries. Please note that everything posted on the Greenman Daily was certified by the Goverment Executors.

 

GREENMAN DAILY: BREAKING NEWS

Capital City Votes Tallied, Capital City Chosen!

Citizens of Greenman Occupied Territory have finally voted on their country, results are issued below:

Birthright - 55%
Narrow Steppe -14%
Capitol -12%
Green-Land -10%
Greenman City -9%

CONGRATULATIONS CITIZENS OF BIRTHRIGHT!

The city of Birthright has been chosen as the capital city of Greenman Occupied Territory. Local maps will be changed accordingly to showcase a star in the city of Birthright.

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Greenman Daily: Military To Give Up On Vehicles?

2/6/1421

 

 

A new statement given by Head Commander Deficit about the whole vehicle debate and how they lack motor transport in the military, here is his official statement: "As you may know, The Greenman Mercenaries has a heavy focus of ground troops for tactical purposes, this is why we are considering removing 50%-70% of all total ground vehicles by 1425"

 

Head Commander Deficit later clarifies that he would not be taking away the citizen's vehicles and air and sea vechicles will still be in the force. In related news, Head Commander Deficit is currently funding a rocket infantry program! Stay tuned, there will be more on that

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Greenman Daily: Late Night News Hour

2/6/1421

 

Hello and thank you for tuning into our special brodcast tonight. Today, we have some minor news for you.

Rocket Infantry Program Now Active!

That is right, The Greenman Mercenaries has opened up for lifetime recruitment once again! The Rocket Busters is now online and participants can begin enlisting. The Rocket Busters pays 10,000 Credits per-year and you would be thought how to use a rocket launcher. Joining The Rocket Busters requires you to complete your mandatory military service of 3 years, be psychologically sane and not have any prior criminal record.

 

Executor Reveal?

We have been given news that an Executor will be coming to the Greenman Daily studio for an interview. The Executors were kept annonymous for decades so why is one come for a meeting? Have a question to ask an Executor? Please submit it here.

 

That is all that we got for the Late Night News Hour, thank you for tuning in

 

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GREENMAN DAILY: BREAKING NEWS

Narrow Steppe under assult by Anarchist Group

 

Head Commander Deficit has came up declaring Narrow Steppe under attack by an anarchist group known by 'Golden Skulls Anarchists', these anarchists are known to use torches and throw them at everyone that is not them. The Anarchists may also have rifles as a millitary caravan was reported missing only 10 hours ago. The Greenman Mercenaries are currently en route to Narrow Steppe. Please be extra cautious when driving near Narrow Steppe and its neighbouring towns/cities:

Wide Steppe (Danger)

Covert Mountains (Warning)

 Eastern Steppe (Warining)

 

If you or your love ones see a banner waving with a skull made of gold, run and call local authorities as fast as possible. The Golden Skulls Anarchists will stop at nothing if they're attacking.

 

Stay tuned as safety information will be posted on every radio station.

 

Our art team was able to create a render of what a Golden Skulls Anarchist flag maight look like, real designs may be different as no offical GSA flag reached the Greenman Daily headquarters

 

GSA Potential.png

 

 

UPDATE: After a short battle, Narrow Steppe has been clear of The Golden Skulls Anarchists, everybody can continue their lives. Any love one lost during these dredful hours may be compensated for a fair amount if eveidence is provided

Edited by MiKasa
Narrow Steppe conflict is over

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Greenman Daily: Thousands Prepare for Bow Festival

4/6/1421

 

As the first week of the month almost passes, thousands of Weproforge believers are leaving offerings to the Bow Deity. For those who don't follow the Weproforge religion, there are four main deities: Sword, Axe, Spear and Bow. In every three months when the first week passes, a new deity must be praised. It is currently the "Month of Spear" at the time of writing so people still have to pray to Spear whilst preparing for Bow. 

 

In Weproforge folklore, the Bow Deity is said to provide strength in projectiles when people pray to them, this applies to modern projectiles as well. To praise the Bow Deity, all you have to do is offer a well-carved bow to the Temple of Weproforge (See your local guide to know where your temple may be). Just don't be disrespectful when entering or exiting the temples...

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Greenman Daily: New Mercenary Group To Deal With Anarchists

5/6/1421

 

Head Commander Deficit recently posted an update on the Anarchist situation that occured 2 days ago. His post states that a new branch of millitary will be created in order to deal with the Golden Skulls Anarchist. Although reserve soldiers are being fit for this new branch, the Head Commander also would like new recruits to this branch.

 

If you wish to join the battle against the Golden Skulls Anarchists, recruitments are live in Narrow Steppe for 10 days, this means you have until 15/6/1421 to be apart of this! Your nation needs you!

 

Notice: Greenman Daily broadcasting will cease the next day in preperation for the Festival of Bow

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Greenman Daily: The Bow Festival

7/6/1421

 

As this is being written, no event has occured in the Bow Festival today, people are still setting up the parade. This is a once in a lifetime event that you must attend. The event is happening in Birthright so readers in Green-Land and Narrow Steppe, now is your time to leave home and watch the events fold before they do without you!

 

Stay tuned as we have an exclusive interview with the Bow Grandpriest on top of the Weproforge Temple later tonight!

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Greenman Daily [EXCLUSIVE]: Interview With Bow Grandpriest

8/6/1421

 

The following is a recording of our exclusive interview with the Bow Grandpriest. Enjoy

 

"Hello everybody watching at home, welcome to our exclusive interview with the Bow Grandpriest on top of Weproforge Temple in Birthright, it is currently 5:50PM Auran Standard Time which is 10 minutes before the offering ceremony so we have time to do a 10 minute interview is that right sir?"

"Yes, yes. We have time"

"So I have a few questions to ask. First of all, why are you called the Bow Grandpriest"

"The Bow Grandpriest is a special title given to coordinate everything in the Bow Temple"

"So is there, a seperate Grandpriest for the other Deities?"

"Of course! The others [Deities] want their own seperate person to coordinate ceremonies and worship"

"That's great and all but how did you get the title?"

"To be a Grandpriest,you must be good at the weapon. Me, I'm just good at archery and look where I ended up at (chuckles)"

"What do you do if you notice an offering is not good enough?"

"I just turn them away, it's best they give no offering than a bad offering, unless you're the Spear Grandpriest who allows you to offer anything that looks like a spear"

"you heared it here folks, now we know just a little more about the Grandpriests of Weproforge"

 

 

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Greenman Daily: Man Arrested For Stealing Beans

9/6/1421

 

A man in Birthright was arrested last night for robbing a store. But instead of money, the man just held the store clerk hostage as he steals approximentally 5KG worth 'Imperial CO. of fresh green beans'. The man was later questioned by police asking why he has pockets filled with all green beans, he later responded by saying "This is none of your business you #############" and abruptly ran away from police. 

The man was identified as 'Leven Stone', a 33 year old man who was previously trialed for stealing a Greenman Occupied Territory flag in the Parliamentary Building. 

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Greenman Daily: Breaking News!

Greenman Daily News Scheduler Fired

 

After a major mess up in scheduling, Greenman Daily has failed to give out a consistent news source, the culprit was the manager of Greenman Daily, Terry. Terry is now fired and exiled for his misactions. News times will now be scheduled for noontime, shutting down during weekends. See local news sources for weekend news.

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Greenman Daily: Helicopter Crash!

15/6/1421

 

Two hours ago in the Greenman Barracks in Birthright, two helicopters crashed into eachother. It was supposed to be a routine helicopter dogfight training where two teams of four would try to pop balloons attached to the opposing helicopter. Due to a daring mistake, the helicopter nicknamed 'Alpha-1' crashed into the other helicopter, all eight recruits involved died. Their trainer, Grenarch the Elite will be put into questioning for neglecting to teach proper heli-routine.

 

Due to this mistake, all pilots now have a mandatory 30 hours training in a flight simulation.

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Greenman Daily: Breaking News

Mass Soup Recall

 

A soup factory has recently discovered that over 5000 metal rods have fallen into their creation station, the shipment that would contain such rods left the factory 3 days ago, if you purchased any Soup from any Birthright supermarket, RETURN THE PRODUCT AND SEE A DOCTOR. If you or a love one has consumed any soup from the dates of 14/6/1421 to 17/6/1421, we urge you to see a medical professional.

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Greenman Daily: The Blunder of Thousands

22/6/1421

 

A recent item online recently went on sale for citizens to buy. It's called the 'anti-gravity shoes' and it claims to make you float when you wear it. For some people, they would immediately call it out as being fake, others however fell for the trick and spent 200 Credits on a single pair. It is estimated that the 'anti-gravity shoes' made over 350,000 Credits before being taken down. People who bought the item indeed recieved shoes but it never had the intended effect, it's just some poorly made space-themed shoes. Always remember that if an item on the internet promises science fiction technology, it is most likely fake. Greenman Police are currently tracking down the sellers and putting them to justice

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Greenman Daily: Rise of Spearfishing

8/7/1421

 

A recent trend in fishing has occured in most fishing clubs. Although not the most efficient for gaining tons of fish, many fishermen are reverting back to a somewhat primitive tactic. A local fisherman gave their opinion on this new trend:

"We just like to look cool while catching fish"

Some styles of spearfishing include: casual throw, style flips, ballista and many more

 

 

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Greenman Daily: Head Commander Requests Citizens to Stop Giving Serial Killers Cool Names

20/7/1421

A recent statement held by the Head Commander States the following: "As much as we would like to remember those that harmed us or our loved ones, giving them [serial killers] elegant names like The Twilight Thrasher only motivates them". The Head Commander suggests naming Serial Killers diminishing names such as [Too Explicit For Public Media]. Other methods to prevent cool names is to not name the killer at all, call them by their real name

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Greenman Daily: Forbidden Religion on the rise?

18/8/1421

 

Citizens in major cities has noticed a rise in the banned religion "Tamanoism". "Tamanoism", also known as "some strange cult" is the belief to the Dark Lord known to believers as "Dark Lord Tamano". The practice of the cult has been banned over 50 years ago due to an incident leading to many dead. New Tamaoist followers claim that they practice a "Tamer" version of Tamanoism. Former followers of Tamanoism has called this new reformed version an "Absolute disgrace to the Dark Lord"

 

Head Commander Deficit has yet to make a comment

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