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    Ah, feels good.

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    Another possible article for the Dass Nachrichten.  How about something on the latest Regional Poll Monument to Darkesia?

    By the way, where did the first edition of DN go to?  Was it actually published and, if so, where can I find it please?

    We had... technichal difficulties.

    A Darkesian Simulation

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    He puts the chicken on the checkout counter. Australians are even more free and easy-going than the Reçus, which is why, in Australia, this is another daily occurance. He knows that the people behind him are very annoyed, but he is too relaxed to care.

    A Darkesian Simulation

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    He is also in line, and also takes out his phone. He starts playing NationStates on it, and then raises his head to see the Asian in front of him also playing it by the name of Hariko. He posts on the RMB, "Hariko, look behind you IRL." He waits for the Asian to turn around.

    A Darkesian Simulation

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    An Australian man of average height walks into the store, takes off his Aviators and wide-rimmed hat, and walks down the poultry isle to get some chicken for later. He finds lots chicken from his favorite brand, and so grabs five boxes of chicken off the shelf. As he walks towards the back of the store, he turns his head to see an Asian man almost cause a huge mess by accidentally dropping a few jars of tomato soup on the floor. He says to the Asian man, "Be more careful next time," and continues walking to the back of the store.

    Afternoon, Westerners

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    *ding dong*

    Welcome to the West Pacific International Airport. We hope you enjoy your stay, and that you come back for even more fun! If you need any help, you can find it on the World Factbook Entry booth or on the Regional Message Board with one of our helpers. If you misbehave, we do not support asylum here, and you will be either ejected or banjected. You can find a workplace opportunity in the Voice of the West Pacific, the West Pacific Armed Forces, or on the Foreign Affairs Ministry, or you can have fun with the rest of the community in the Clubhouse or in the Roleplay forum. There are always hearses heading to the Sinkers, babies heading to the feeders, and prisoners heading to The Rejected Realms, and you can pick up a car to head wherever you like.

    *ding dong*

     

    There is currently a change in government going on. Please be sure to endorse the new Delegate (URA) and the new Guardians (Ele, Medio, Reçu, and Yy) to keep TWP stable.

     

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    Hello Sunshine, the earth says hello

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    Advertisements for fonts are still advertisements. No, Nah, and Nope with a side of Not Gonna Happen.

    *ding dong*

    Welcome to the West Pacific International Airport. We hope you enjoy your stay, and that you come back for even more fun! If you need any help, you can find it on the World Factbook Entry booth or on the Regional Message Board with one of our helpers. If you misbehave, we do not support asylum here, and you will be either ejected or banjected. You can find a workplace opportunity in the Voice of the West Pacific, the West Pacific Armed Forces, or on the Foreign Affairs Ministry, or you can have fun with the rest of the community in the Clubhouse or in the Roleplay forum. There are always hearses heading to the Sinkers, babies heading to the feeders, and prisoners heading to The Rejected Realms, and you can pick up a car to head wherever you like.

    *ding dong*

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