The Theeraserrasland
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After months, The Theeserrasland Sentinel is back!
Since the last paper was written for the reliable source that is The Theeserrasland Sentinel has been held back by the government for over half a month. As of from now on, the news media shall hence forth be under the guidance and the caring eye of our dear leader. But for now, The Theeserrasland sentinel shall keep you updated on the latest of which is happening in the country!
Economy is growing, experts say
After much restructuring of the government and government positions, The Theeserrasland economy has been slowly, but steadily on the rise. With a mix of both Trout Farming exports and Technology. It is expected that from now on, the average income will rise by 5% increase.
Other than that, the ageing population might be a concern in the future.
The Red Tiger has become the newest national pet
The Red Tiger, formerly known as the Theeserraslandian Tiger as of now has been booming when it comes to the pet industry as people are now owning Red Tigers as pets. As of now, the government hasn't shown any interference on the subject as of yet as the leader doesn't want to go against his ideals.
However, many people from rich business owners //Who have a 70% tax rate// and environmentalist have been clashing between each other on the internet, with one side saying that having Red Tigers as pets can serve as a luxury for the citizens of the Theeserrasland, whilst also showing the might of our people for owning such a dangerous animal. Whilst on the other side, environmentalist have said that this won't solve anything and can also lead to animal cruelty.
Local Trout Farmer finds a large pickel
"It was the funniest shit I've ever seen."
-Local Trout Farmer
- Chris and Giovanniland
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End of democracy in The Theeserrasland
In a recent, shocking development, the now President and leader of The Theeserrasland has passed a controversial act of which removes the Theeserraslandian right to vote for public officials. This has riled up massive protest across the nation as millions wanted to bring back their right to vote.
The leader has came out telling the public that, "I only did it so that the Theeserrasland could prosper for a longer time, too much have we had incompetence voted into our leadership, bringing corruption and creating uselessness in the political landscape. Which is why, the government of the Theeserrasland has decided to pick the most suitable candidates to prosper in our ranks," whether this would make the Theeserrasland into an unstable nation, held up only by corruption and kickbacks or will create a competitive environment, where only the most loyal and competent can hope to serve the nation is unknown.
Weather today!
It has been reported that there would be heavy rain near the coastal regions of The Theeserrasland, floods are to be expected
Sunny weather is to be expected in the South.
Cloudy weather in the Northeast, rain to be expected.
The Theeserrasland economy growing!
With the growing population of The Theeserrasland, the investment of foreign countries, and the government restructuring, The Theeserrasland economy is slowly, but surely, rising. With The Theeserrasland citizens having better wages, more meaningful jobs, and much more, The Theeserrasland as a whole is expected to go into a new golden age for it and it's citizens.
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Local Southern Cartel was caught smuggling chicken eggs!
Following the South's ban on all eggs after finding out that the eggs are injected with dangerous substances, because of this, all forms of egg making has ceased in the Theerasland as scientists are trying their best to create a safer, cheaper and tastier option is to be created. During the scramble of the sudden ban on eggs, many small crime groups jumped on the opportunity to profit off of the situation, and as such, gain more power in the country.
Everywhere, all of a sudden, there was a mass influx of supposed illegal egg sellers which clogged the jury system in the Theerasland, which got so bad to the point that even having chickens were now considered illegal. But because of how bizarre the situation was, the judge decided to let all those who eat the dangerous eggs free.
But now onto the main story, Because of how much jungle there is in the South of The Theerasland, most of the illegal eggs were made there, therefore, most of the police force were concentrated there. With recent captures of egg sellers, the police were able to find out where they were created, in a small warehouse in the forest that was guarded by a major cartel. With the police raid being successful, it was deduced there was a total of 50,000 E-monies worth of chicken eggs.
Thankfully, this whole chicken fight only lasted for 8 days as the scientist were able to quickly find a safer substance.
Weather today!
As always, the weather in the Theerasland shall be cloudy, expect some rain soon.
Former government official of the Theerasland has been caught abusing his power!
Despite the leading president, Universal, attempts to crack down on corrupt politicians, some still were able to fall through the walls. Recently, video footage proof of former politician, Eugene Ripven, has been caught threatening multiple women saying that he will use his ties to arrest those women if they don't do his bidding.
What happens next is one of such disturbances that it is highly recommended to avoid watching, but because this is The Free Land of The Theerasland, we can not prevent you from viewing such content.
What follows suit was his quick arrest that had reached the supreme court of justice that stripped him of all of his property, status, and power and had him serve a life of imprisonment. The victims of such an incident were compensated with Eugene's property value and were given suitable therapy. But because of the trauma he inflicts on them, it is most likely they to be unable to recover.
"Because of such recent showings of corruption, I, the President of the Theerasland am disappointed by my own shortcomings as a leader. This is why now, all politicians, no matter what standing must have a microchip that allows us to hear conversations to ensures such incidents would never occur " The President of The Theerasland said in a recent press conference on his feelings on the situation.
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With the new country of the Theeserrasland, the government has decided to fund for new newspaper centres to inform the wider population of the Theeserrasland of what is happening internally in the nation. This newspaper will cover topics ranging from weather to politics.
For now, The Theeserrasland Sentinel shall be a weekly newspaper that will talk about the newest happenings in the Theeserrasland.
May The Theeserrasland prosper and The Theeserrasland Sentinel keep you informed!
- Giovanniland and Chris
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On 5/9/2020 at 5:43 PM, Aelitia said:
Nation name:The Free Land of the Theeserrasland
3-Letter Code:THE 2-Letter Code:TH
Capital City: Freedonia
Government Type: An Autocratic Socialist Nation with liberal policies
The population of my nation is: Below Average / Average / Above average
The GDP per capita of my nation is: Below Average / Average / Above average
Government Spending - Which statement best describes your nation?
My nation provides moderate social programs, or a small selection of social programs.
X My nation has an extensive social safety net, or provides multiple programs like universal healthcare, welfare, and free tuition for its citizens
My nation does not provide social programs beyond bare necessities and/or high school educations.
My nation does not prioritize social spending, but engages in some large-scale government or public spending projects.
My nation’s government spending is a vast majority of our GDP, such as having to coordinate our import-dependent economy.
(this option is subject to Cartography Board approval)Military Indicator - Which statement best describes your nation?
My nation has made a commitment to security, and maintains a moderately sized modern armed forces within our means.
x
My nation has little incentive or political drive for military spending, but maintains a small-to-moderate modern armed forces.
My nation has prioritized military spending at the expense of other key areas and may have been criticized for lack of freedom or human rights issues.
My nation does not prioritize military spending due to other priorities, the belief we are safe, or we don’t have enough money left over to fund it.
My nation is heavily embattled and we believe we face an existential threat.
(this option is subject to Cartography Board approval)Any other inspirations or concepts you want to share:
The Free Land of the Theesaserrasland shall remain a neutral safe nation, doing its own thing, and is influentially weak on the world stage. The Free Land, although not having any elections, instead pick out those who are most competent in that field of position.
More info:
Leader: Theodore "Theeserras" Thyndyke
(Noun): Theeserraslandian
(Adjective): Theeserraslandian
(Plural): Theeserraslandians
Timezone: -1
Calling code: +60 24
TLD: .my
Government type: Autocratic socialist state
Continent: Aura
Land Area (Sq Mi): 48,926
Land Area (Km2): 126,717
GDP: $863,925,712
GDP Per Capita: $55,926
Currency: E-Money
Spending (% of GDP): 47.2%
Government spending: $407,772,936
Join the Regional RP Discord server for additional help.
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On 5/24/2019 at 1:19 AM, Bran Astor said:
Please describe or post an image of the location you'd like, as well as your nation's name.
Nation name: The Free Land of the Theeserrasland
Discord name: Theeserrasland#3654
Description: The Theeserrasland is a new upcoming nation. With progressive policies on education, welfare and health and a developing economy, the next few years seem bright for the people of The Theeserrasland.
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On 1/1/2020 at 1:11 PM, Overthinkers said:
Becoming a citizen is a simple way to contribute to your region. Plus, membership in the Hall of Nations allows you to vote for certain regional officials, and to get involved with one or more of our Ministries to keep TWP Snarky & Free.
To become a citizen of The West Pacific, complete BOTH steps listed below. Your application will be processed by the Office of the Delegate and you will be notified of the result or any updates in this thread. If you do not complete both steps, your application will be put on hold until both are complete.If your application is approved, you will be granted provisional citizenship. To gain full citizenship, you will have to participate in the University of The West Pacific.
STEP 1: Fill out the following Google form.
https://forms.gle/m7ntWDmPFZrTxkfe8If you have any issues with the form (that are not a result of not reading the instructions), DM Overthinkers on Discord (@WeirdoXVII#8247).
STEP 2: Copy the following oath to a new reply in this thread. Replace (nation name) with your nation name.I, (nation name), swear that I have, to the best of my knowledge, been completely truthful in applying for citizenship in The West Pacific and that I have no other NationStates identity that has not been made known in this application. I swear my allegiance to The West Pacific and its citizens, and I swear not to engage in hostilities against The West Pacific or to violate The Manners of Governance, or any laws made pursuant to it.
That wasn't so hard, was it? Welcome to full membership in The Best Pacific!I,The Theeraserrasland, swear that I have, to the best of my knowledge, been completely truthful in applying for citizenship in The West Pacific and that I have no other NationStates identity that has not been made known in this application. I swear my allegiance to The West Pacific and its citizens, and I swear not to engage in hostilities against The West Pacific or to violate The Manners of Governance, or any laws made pursuant to it.
The Theeserrasland Sentinel #004
in The Repository - Local & World News
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THEESERRASLAND ECONOMY STAGNATION!
After many years on a steady rise, throwing The Theeserrasland out of the category of developing nation into a developed one, economic analyst have found out a recent trend, and have concluded that The Theeserrasland economy has slowly decreased.
As such, The Theeserrasland leader decided to increase budget into other fields of industry, such as Technology, Cheese and Car Manufacturing. What the leader wants to happen is to diversify the economy and to relieve pressure on their environment by cutting down their biggest 2 industries, which is the Wood-Cutting and Fishing Industry, which as you can probably deduce, isn't good for the environment.
UNEMPLOYMENT RATES ON A STEADY INCREASE!
Coupled with The Theeserraslandian Economy stagnating, some businesses have started to close due to the egregious taxes and cost of having a small private business in The Theeserrasland, in turn losing people jobs.
However, to weigh this out, the government is opening more state businesses, however, Rightists in The Theeserrasland Political Party fear that if State Business continues to expand, the government would have full control over the citizens livelihood. Reacting to this, a representative came to them and told them to calm down.
SUCCESSFUL CROP YIELDS IN THE NORTH-EAST STATES!
In more hopeful news, the recent harvest in the mostly agrarian North East states of The Theeserrasland, which provide most of the food for the country, have seen another successful harvest.
Food prices are predicted to stay low for the next coming months.