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Greenman Daily: Head Commander Requests Citizens to Stop Giving Serial Killers Cool Names
20/7/1421
A recent statement held by the Head Commander States the following: "As much as we would like to remember those that harmed us or our loved ones, giving them [serial killers] elegant names like The Twilight Thrasher only motivates them". The Head Commander suggests naming Serial Killers diminishing names such as [Too Explicit For Public Media]. Other methods to prevent cool names is to not name the killer at all, call them by their real name
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Greenman Daily: Rise of Spearfishing
8/7/1421
A recent trend in fishing has occured in most fishing clubs. Although not the most efficient for gaining tons of fish, many fishermen are reverting back to a somewhat primitive tactic. A local fisherman gave their opinion on this new trend:
"We just like to look cool while catching fish"
Some styles of spearfishing include: casual throw, style flips, ballista and many more
- Arifiyyah and Giovanniland
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Greenman Daily: The Blunder of Thousands
22/6/1421
A recent item online recently went on sale for citizens to buy. It's called the 'anti-gravity shoes' and it claims to make you float when you wear it. For some people, they would immediately call it out as being fake, others however fell for the trick and spent 200 Credits on a single pair. It is estimated that the 'anti-gravity shoes' made over 350,000 Credits before being taken down. People who bought the item indeed recieved shoes but it never had the intended effect, it's just some poorly made space-themed shoes. Always remember that if an item on the internet promises science fiction technology, it is most likely fake. Greenman Police are currently tracking down the sellers and putting them to justice
- Giovanniland and Arifiyyah
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Greenman Daily: Breaking News
Mass Soup Recall
A soup factory has recently discovered that over 5000 metal rods have fallen into their creation station, the shipment that would contain such rods left the factory 3 days ago, if you purchased any Soup from any Birthright supermarket, RETURN THE PRODUCT AND SEE A DOCTOR. If you or a love one has consumed any soup from the dates of 14/6/1421 to 17/6/1421, we urge you to see a medical professional.
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Greenman Daily: Helicopter Crash!
15/6/1421
Two hours ago in the Greenman Barracks in Birthright, two helicopters crashed into eachother. It was supposed to be a routine helicopter dogfight training where two teams of four would try to pop balloons attached to the opposing helicopter. Due to a daring mistake, the helicopter nicknamed 'Alpha-1' crashed into the other helicopter, all eight recruits involved died. Their trainer, Grenarch the Elite will be put into questioning for neglecting to teach proper heli-routine.
Due to this mistake, all pilots now have a mandatory 30 hours training in a flight simulation.
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Greenman Daily: Breaking News!
Greenman Daily News Scheduler Fired
After a major mess up in scheduling, Greenman Daily has failed to give out a consistent news source, the culprit was the manager of Greenman Daily, Terry. Terry is now fired and exiled for his misactions. News times will now be scheduled for noontime, shutting down during weekends. See local news sources for weekend news.
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Welcome to Greenman Guides: GOT's Most Obscure Destinations! The series where we go to some of Greenman Occupied Territory's most obscure and unknown destinaitons. In this episode, we're going to the south of Greenman Occupied Territory. We're going to be looking at the Stone Guardians.
Episode 1: Stone Guardians
If you travel from Greenman City and head East for 150KM, you will find The Great Aeul Forest, they call it this because the once great and mysterious kingdom of Aeul once resided here, we don't know why they collapse as we're still trying to figure that out. Moving deep in the forest you will find thse 7 meter stone figures, we call these the Stone Guardians. It is said that the Stone Guardians expel any outside dangers that may harm Aeul. We're lucky to find such pristine giants. These places are so unknown even the top local tour guides wouldn't showcase The Great Aeul Forest, that's why we are here to doccument it! These stone guardians would resemble humanoid figures with rough facial features and looking inside, they were mostly hollow, sources say that it was hollow so Aeul soldiers could hide inside for warmth and shelter.
That was all for Greenman Guides: GOT's Most Obscure Destinations, hope you had a great time because we sure have!
- Fhaengshia and Giovanniland
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Greenman Daily: Man Arrested For Stealing Beans
9/6/1421
A man in Birthright was arrested last night for robbing a store. But instead of money, the man just held the store clerk hostage as he steals approximentally 5KG worth 'Imperial CO. of fresh green beans'. The man was later questioned by police asking why he has pockets filled with all green beans, he later responded by saying "This is none of your business you #############" and abruptly ran away from police.
The man was identified as 'Leven Stone', a 33 year old man who was previously trialed for stealing a Greenman Occupied Territory flag in the Parliamentary Building.
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Greenman Daily [EXCLUSIVE]: Interview With Bow Grandpriest
8/6/1421
The following is a recording of our exclusive interview with the Bow Grandpriest. Enjoy
"Hello everybody watching at home, welcome to our exclusive interview with the Bow Grandpriest on top of Weproforge Temple in Birthright, it is currently 5:50PM Auran Standard Time which is 10 minutes before the offering ceremony so we have time to do a 10 minute interview is that right sir?"
"Yes, yes. We have time"
"So I have a few questions to ask. First of all, why are you called the Bow Grandpriest"
"The Bow Grandpriest is a special title given to coordinate everything in the Bow Temple"
"So is there, a seperate Grandpriest for the other Deities?"
"Of course! The others [Deities] want their own seperate person to coordinate ceremonies and worship"
"That's great and all but how did you get the title?"
"To be a Grandpriest,you must be good at the weapon. Me, I'm just good at archery and look where I ended up at (chuckles)"
"What do you do if you notice an offering is not good enough?"
"I just turn them away, it's best they give no offering than a bad offering, unless you're the Spear Grandpriest who allows you to offer anything that looks like a spear"
"you heared it here folks, now we know just a little more about the Grandpriests of Weproforge"
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Festival of Bow: Ending Speech
6:40PM Auran Standard Time
Everybody was escorted to the open field again to listen to the Head Commander's speech.
"Thank you everybody for attending this special event, it is officially the month of Bow, the festival is over so good night!" you leave for Birthright International Airport, you had a great time at the festival.
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Festival of Bow: 1000 Arrows Firing
6:30PM Auran Standard Time
about 900 people were randomly selected to fire an arrow in this event, you weren't one of them but it would still be fun to watch. The children are given a fake bow that flashes a strong flashlight while everybody else fires a longbow with flaming arrows, how nothing was set ablaze you will never know
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Festival of Bow: Climbing the Weproforge Temple
5:45PM Auran Standard Time
As you are having a good time, you notice the news agencies climbing up the Temple early, you don't think more of it as you assume they're just getting their cameras ready and besides, Greenman Alcohol is too good to leave on early.
6PM Auran Standard Time
People are getting ready to climb up to the Weproforge Temple to offer a bow, you decide to follow suit with the offering so you buy a longbow from one of the stalls and wait in line, people walk in packed groups so nobody gets lost during the climb, you can hear the Greenman Daily newspeaker talking "Good evening everybody, the climb to Weproforge Temple is on now, we have a couple of drones flying so you could see just how massive the line to start climbing is just insane-" their words become meaningless jumble as you walk closer to the entrance.
6:23PM Auran Standard Time
You finally make it to the top of the temple, you lay down the longbow on the designated spot and leave. You feel good about what you just done, the priests up on the temple offer you a bottle of water, you take it because that was the most exausting 20 minute walk you've ever taken.
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Festival of Bow: Birthright Plaza Carnival
3:30PM Auran Standard Time
You enter the Birthright Plaza, there's a few stalls and tents setup with loads of food and games, there's even target practice for the Tournament, you decide to practice... You are terrible at archery.
4PM Auran Standard Time
The Tournament begins and you decide to play in the event despite your skill. To your left looks like a master archer shooting all bullseyes and on your right is none other than Commander Gestalt, she gives you a little wave before firing her arrow. You aim your bow and fire. You managed to gain one point in the whole tournament, that master archer you saw won the tournament. The prize is 15,000 Greenman Credits.
5PM Auran Standard Time
you continue enjoying your day in the carnival, buying food and participating in some archery games, you manage to win a stuffed animal duck for managing to throw a ring a colored glass bottle.
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Festival of Bow: Head Commander Deficit's speech
3PM Auran Standard Time
As you enter the open area the speech is supposed to take place, you see Head Commander Deficit standing behind a lectern, looking down on his script. He is no longer wearing the Skull-Horned Mask
3:06PM Auran Standard Time
The Speech Begins:
"Good afternoon citizens, Mercenaries and all others that came to watch this event take place. You may already know me as the leader of both the Greenman Mercenaries and Greenman Occupied Territory, but for the ones who don't know me, I am Head Commander Deficit. Today is the day where we switch our praise from the Spear Deity to the Bow Deity, please stay silent as I read page four of the Order of Weproforge: Bow Variant" Everybody goes silent, "When the first week of every third month passes, a new Deity demands attention, which is why I, the Bow Deity will take these next months. By praising me, you will ensure victory and glory in the battlefield. Now can we please have a minute of silence..." Everybody continues the silence for five minutes3:25PM Auran Standard Time
The Head Commander continues his speech, "Thank you for your patience and willingness to participate in these moments of silence, now before we get on with the festival, please note that any weapon that is not a bow, will get you kicked out of the city. The Shooting Tournament begins at 4PM so do not miss it! The guards to your right will help escort you to Birthright Plaza." you and everybody else walk out of the open field and get to experiencing the Bow Festival.
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Festival of Bow : Greenman Mercenaries Parade
2 PM Auran Standard Time
The Festival of Bow has finally begun. Looking around, news agencies such as Greenman Daily, Santo-Dominian Post, Larxian Post and other smaller journalists came to record the events take place. You can clearly hear the reporter for Greenman Daily.
"-And in 10 minutes, we will see the parade floats that depict the stories of the Bow Deity".
2:05 Auran Standard TIme
You finally can see the Greenman Mercenaries marching in the streets, it seems that the front has the youngest mercenaries and the back has the oldest, the mercenaries are carrying bows as any other weapon is not allowed during the event, the next set of marching soldiers dressed in the old Greenman Battle Guild bolta uniform (even though the Bolta is a crossbow unit). The first parade float arives in your view and it's a statue depiction of the Bow Deity
2:15 Auran Standard Time
Standing in front of the statue is Head Commander Deficit who is wearing the Bow Deity's signiture Skull-Horned Mask. some other floats appear depicting stories like "The Clash of Bow and Axe" and some other battles.
2:50 Auran Standard Time
The parade ends with Commander Gestalt and her large army. Everyone was eventually escorted to watch the Head Commander's speech.
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Greenman Daily: The Bow Festival
7/6/1421
As this is being written, no event has occured in the Bow Festival today, people are still setting up the parade. This is a once in a lifetime event that you must attend. The event is happening in Birthright so readers in Green-Land and Narrow Steppe, now is your time to leave home and watch the events fold before they do without you!
Stay tuned as we have an exclusive interview with the Bow Grandpriest on top of the Weproforge Temple later tonight!
- Arifiyyah and Giovanniland
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The Festival of bow is going to occur in 7/6/1421, tents and stands are currently being prepared, the Temple of Weproforge is opening up for tourists to see the "Grand Offering of Bows"
Everyone is allowed to attend and even offer a bow to the Bow Deity, any weapon that is not a bow is prohibited during the event.
List of Events That Will Occur During Festival of Bow:
2 PM - 3PM Auran Standard Time
Greenman Mercenaries Parade
3 PM - 3:30 PM Auran Standard Time
Head Commander Deficit and Order of Weproforge (Religious Scripture) Reading
3:30 PM - 5 PM Auran Standard Time
Carnival at Birthright Plaza/Shooting Range Tournament
6 PM - 6:30 PM Auran Standard Time
Climbing the Weproforge Temple: Bow Offering
6:30 PM - 6:40 PM Auran Standard Time
1000 Arrows Shooting at the sky
6:40 PM - 7 PM Auran Standard Time
Head Commander Deficit's Closing Speech
All events will occur in Birthright (Capital City of Greenman Occupied Territory), other nations are welcome and encouraged to come see the event come in place.
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Greenman Daily: New Mercenary Group To Deal With Anarchists
5/6/1421
Head Commander Deficit recently posted an update on the Anarchist situation that occured 2 days ago. His post states that a new branch of millitary will be created in order to deal with the Golden Skulls Anarchist. Although reserve soldiers are being fit for this new branch, the Head Commander also would like new recruits to this branch.
If you wish to join the battle against the Golden Skulls Anarchists, recruitments are live in Narrow Steppe for 10 days, this means you have until 15/6/1421 to be apart of this! Your nation needs you!
Notice: Greenman Daily broadcasting will cease the next day in preperation for the Festival of Bow
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Greenman Daily: Thousands Prepare for Bow Festival
4/6/1421
As the first week of the month almost passes, thousands of Weproforge believers are leaving offerings to the Bow Deity. For those who don't follow the Weproforge religion, there are four main deities: Sword, Axe, Spear and Bow. In every three months when the first week passes, a new deity must be praised. It is currently the "Month of Spear" at the time of writing so people still have to pray to Spear whilst preparing for Bow.
In Weproforge folklore, the Bow Deity is said to provide strength in projectiles when people pray to them, this applies to modern projectiles as well. To praise the Bow Deity, all you have to do is offer a well-carved bow to the Temple of Weproforge (See your local guide to know where your temple may be). Just don't be disrespectful when entering or exiting the temples...
- Arifiyyah and Giovanniland
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GREENMAN DAILY: BREAKING NEWS
Narrow Steppe under assult by Anarchist Group
Head Commander Deficit has came up declaring Narrow Steppe under attack by an anarchist group known by 'Golden Skulls Anarchists', these anarchists are known to use torches and throw them at everyone that is not them. The Anarchists may also have rifles as a millitary caravan was reported missing only 10 hours ago. The Greenman Mercenaries are currently en route to Narrow Steppe. Please be extra cautious when driving near Narrow Steppe and its neighbouring towns/cities:
Wide Steppe (Danger)
Covert Mountains (Warning)
Eastern Steppe (Warining)
If you or your love ones see a banner waving with a skull made of gold, run and call local authorities as fast as possible. The Golden Skulls Anarchists will stop at nothing if they're attacking.
Stay tuned as safety information will be posted on every radio station.
Our art team was able to create a render of what a Golden Skulls Anarchist flag maight look like, real designs may be different as no offical GSA flag reached the Greenman Daily headquarters
UPDATE: After a short battle, Narrow Steppe has been clear of The Golden Skulls Anarchists, everybody can continue their lives. Any love one lost during these dredful hours may be compensated for a fair amount if eveidence is provided
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Greenman Daily: Late Night News Hour
2/6/1421
Hello and thank you for tuning into our special brodcast tonight. Today, we have some minor news for you.
Rocket Infantry Program Now Active!
That is right, The Greenman Mercenaries has opened up for lifetime recruitment once again! The Rocket Busters is now online and participants can begin enlisting. The Rocket Busters pays 10,000 Credits per-year and you would be thought how to use a rocket launcher. Joining The Rocket Busters requires you to complete your mandatory military service of 3 years, be psychologically sane and not have any prior criminal record.
Executor Reveal?
We have been given news that an Executor will be coming to the Greenman Daily studio for an interview. The Executors were kept annonymous for decades so why is one come for a meeting? Have a question to ask an Executor? Please submit it here.
That is all that we got for the Late Night News Hour, thank you for tuning in
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Greenman Daily: Military To Give Up On Vehicles?
2/6/1421
A new statement given by Head Commander Deficit about the whole vehicle debate and how they lack motor transport in the military, here is his official statement: "As you may know, The Greenman Mercenaries has a heavy focus of ground troops for tactical purposes, this is why we are considering removing 50%-70% of all total ground vehicles by 1425"
Head Commander Deficit later clarifies that he would not be taking away the citizen's vehicles and air and sea vechicles will still be in the force. In related news, Head Commander Deficit is currently funding a rocket infantry program! Stay tuned, there will be more on that
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'Greenman Occupied Territory' would like to apply to become a member/observer of the AARC
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Hello and thank you for reading the official Greenman Occupied Territory news sorce created by the Greenman Mercenaries. Please note that everything posted on the Greenman Daily was certified by the Goverment Executors.
GREENMAN DAILY: BREAKING NEWS
Capital City Votes Tallied, Capital City Chosen!
Citizens of Greenman Occupied Territory have finally voted on their country, results are issued below:
Birthright - 55%
Narrow Steppe -14%
Capitol -12%
Green-Land -10%
Greenman City -9%CONGRATULATIONS CITIZENS OF BIRTHRIGHT!
The city of Birthright has been chosen as the capital city of Greenman Occupied Territory. Local maps will be changed accordingly to showcase a star in the city of Birthright.
- Arifiyyah, Giovanniland, Zoran and 1 other
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Greenman Daily: Forbidden Religion on the rise?
18/8/1421
Citizens in major cities has noticed a rise in the banned religion "Tamanoism". "Tamanoism", also known as "some strange cult" is the belief to the Dark Lord known to believers as "Dark Lord Tamano". The practice of the cult has been banned over 50 years ago due to an incident leading to many dead. New Tamaoist followers claim that they practice a "Tamer" version of Tamanoism. Former followers of Tamanoism has called this new reformed version an "Absolute disgrace to the Dark Lord"
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