I noticed that many new forum members around here introduce themselves when they first join, and I haven't done that yet, so...
Hello! I represent the Democratic Co-Kingdom of Zogradia, a nation run by two kings with a fair hand (or two) in the middle of the Philippine Sea with an alright economy, but a strong spirit! I just wanted to say "hello" to all my neighbors*!
*Neighbors was a metaphor, Zogradia is an island nation.