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READ FIRST. THIS POST CONTAINS BLOOD. PEOPLE WHO ARE HAEMOPHOBIC SHOULD NOT READ THIS POST. THIS POST IS IC ( IN CONTEXT ) THIS TELEGRAM RECEIVED AT 17:49, 8/06/1986 ========================================================================================================================================================================================== Dear the Government of the Untied Islands of Sonia, We've got the man who you want. He's secured in a prison cell, for now. We take him to your office, by sunrise. We've got the name of his daughter, but not the rebel's name. ========================================================================================================================================================================================== THIS TELEGRAM RECEIVED FROM: "MINISTRY OF DEFENCE" ========================================================================================================================================================================================== President: "Holy Cow. We're onto something." Military Colonel: "I know, right? We received no intel from the Ministry of Defence when they caught the man, and do not have a name." President: "I know who could. Ella McDonald. She's a daughter to the rowdy idiot." Military Colonel: "How will you get a hold of her?" President: "Easy. Get SecGrid* to scan ctOS*², and check everyone's online traffic, and phone calls." Military Colonel: "How are you sure you'll get the result you're looking for?" President: "How many apples fall from a tree?" Military Colonel: "It depends." President: "Exactly." *SecGrid is a corporate company which owns the whole of the ctOS System. Sec is short for Secure. *²Kavala is interconnected with a large and secure electricity grid, called ctOS. ctOS stands for CenTral Operating System, and is owned by SecGrid. The ctOS monitors and can control almost every computer and smartphone in Kavala, and even controls many Traffic Signals stationed in Kavala.

THIS POST IS IC ( IN CONTEXT ) THIS MESSAGE RECEIVED AT 12:25, 31/05/1986. ========================================================================================================================================================================================== GLORY TO SONIA, said the Passport-Checker this morning. This is lie, your country can only go downhill from here. We're coming to get you. I hope you like this little song I wrote. Legal notice: I do not own this song, I just found it suitable for my roleplay. ========================================================================================================================================================================================== THIS MESSAGE FROM "404: Not found". ========================================================================================================================================================================================== President: "Track this man down. Hit the family if you have to. We cannot let him cause trouble." Ministry of Defence Workers: "Yes, sir." President: "We cannot get this leaked out into the public." We're coming..mp3

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Hello peeps! I'm here to present to you... The United Islands of Sonia! We are a Nation made up of two currently known islands: Atla, and Toso. Our main goal here in the West Pacific is to make the people's vote count. We believe that whilst a good country will have good economy, it is not needed to make a great nation. We aim to make our people's civil rights sky-high and make our country politically free. Whilst we are not the most advanced country in the world, we think we have a good chance of being globally accepted and nationally accepted too. Here are some facts about us, at the time of writing. Government Type: Democratic Known Islands: 2, (Atla, Toso) Currency: Sonian Dollar (SND) Official Leader: Matthew Maynard Capital: Pyrgos Largest Island: Atla Language: Sonian English Islands Atla Alta is an island in the northern section of the United Islands of Sonia. It is by far the largest landmass in the country, with a total surface area of 39km². It is the most populated area in the United Islands of Sonia, and contains the capital, Pyrgos. Toso Toso is the second largest island in the United Islands of Sonia. It has a permanent population of 1,500, and a total surface area of 6km². It has the city of Uqon, with a population of 850. Cities Kavala Kavala is the second most populous city of Atla, and is most famous for the lack of governing police and high crime rates. The United Bank of Sonia, funded by the Government, has been stolen from 3 times in its lifetime. Kavala is interconnected with a large and secure electricity grid, called ctOS. ctOS stands for CenTral Operating System, and is owned by corporate company SecGrid, Sec being short for Secure. The ctOS monitors and can control almost every computer and smartphone in Kavala, and even controls many Traffic Signals stationed in the city. SecGrid also owns Kavala International Airport, in which many civillian aircraft take off and land every day. Uqon Uqon is the main military city for the United Islands of Sonia. There are commonly test flights of new military aircraft there, and there has been a recorded death of a man in a test flight crash. Uqon is renowned for its beautiful landscapes and amount of trees. It has a population of 850, and houses Altis Airport. Pyrgos, the Capital Pyrgos is the capital of the United Islands of Sonia. It is well known for many cases of attempted auto theft, and there are 7,400 registered road vehicles there. It is situated on the eastern coast of Alta, and houses the largest harbor in the United Islands of Sonia. Pyrgos has a total area of 4km². There are three schools situated in the city, and Pyrgos has the highest education by age in the whole of the United Islands of Sonia. Matthew Maynard President of The United Islands of Sonia