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Tweedy

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  1. ...............Honestly, I wouldn't mind if the Mayan endtime is correct. Being one whose eternity is in no doubt, the ending isn't scary at all.Merry CHRISTmas to all!

    You speak for yourself! My eternity has serious limits - age being the most important, although not the only one! Hic! :wacko:

  2. Perhaps, in these days of cosmetic enhancement surgery, Sedge has accidentally had a charisma-ectomy and an extra arshole grafted on where his mouth used to be! To use an old term, Sedge is what we used to call an "arshole-crawler". He's the type of historically notorious person that would betray his own people to the Nazis to bolster his own self-importance!

  3. Yes, it's only justice that you should be restored to the WA. I cannot tell you the problems that have happened with me in the past with switching between NS regions while previous posts remain in computer caches and so-on! The very distant past, of course...don't know much about things nowadays.

  4. I remember doing some graphics for Grand Central when I had a graphics forum years ago. It's sad to see old, what were well established regions die of neglect...and laudable when somebody attempts a revival, though too-often in vain. :(

  5. On the NS Forum [violet] has published the results of the Mod Olympics. It looks like Sedge has managed to clean up the Mod Gold Medals in nearly every category.

    What do you think of Sedge's achievement?

    Pesrsonally I think it's a sign of someone who badly needs to get laid.

    I'm racking my brain trying to think of a good sheep joke!

  6. A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

    'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

    But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .

    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea...'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

  7. a bit sensitive is he?Tweedy you're banned from TNP? Pray tell?

    I've just had a look in TNP members list....yes, I was banned in 2006! The only thing I remember about being in TNP was having a lark with a foul mouthed idiot called ARSENAL or something similar....the first syllable of his name describing him quite accurately!

  8. When was the last time you visited TNP? Oh wait. You are banned.

    Being banned by nincompoops is hardly a blot on one's credibility, rather an agreeable boost to someone known to give short-shrift to prepubescent bully-boys. However, my puppets (one of which you may know fairly well) are far more patient!

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