I'd love to be assigned to a region, or multiple regions. Of course, my familiarity with NS affairs is a tad terrible at present so I understand if I'm not regarded as particularly useful, Also. I don't think I'm quite annoying enough to make somebody declare war but I can't promise not to do something that causes sanctions to be imposed on us. Or to check my suitcases for plants or animals that cause a plague upon returning, I'm too absent-minded for that.
As an aside, I believe I still have the details of the ambassadorial medal scheme I created for retention and recruitment purposes should TWP ever desire them. They were focused on rewarding various stages of service and recognising exemplary effort so may need a little tweaking given the changes I missed.