[Foreign Affairs Needs You!, Sign-up as an TWP Ambassador]

This place has burly half naked nordic men everywhere. I have mixed feelings. And some confused ones.

[Foreign Affairs Needs You!, Sign-up as an TWP Ambassador]

Ellohay don't make me shank ya from Tzcharnorberg, hunchbacks!

 

Would you call TWP your home nation?: I ain't movin' unless you make me!

Have you had previous ambassadorial or governmental experience, outside of TWP?: None whatsoever, boss!

Is there a specific region you wish to be sent to?: I don't got a preference!

Is your TWP nation your main nation?: Yes'm!