August members of the World Assembly, thank you for the warm welcome to our confederacy of Trevekkia. We are happy to hear about any advice for maintaining our fisheries, securing our borders from hostile intent, and entering the wider world of sports. I will say that the Western Pacific has been most welcoming, despite a turbulent reputation. Because I am new to this world stage, I intend to run the government as a father who knows best, but we all know that sometimes that means sacrifices (all our chocolate is being taxed by the Western Pacific!) and conciliatory gestures ("if momma ain't happy, nobody's happy"). Therefore, our government has begun to get a reputation as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy. This is simply NOT the case! We are not afraid to be offensive if we are being true to our ideals. We WILL allow the Nazis to speak just as we allow all religions. Anyone here who cannot come to terms with that can go lick a rabbit. We have a few regions we are looking at to ally ourselves with in the future. In the meantime, I have enjoyed the social experiment this planet has provided and for the opportunity granted us to live our lives as citizens of this great nation we call..Trevekkia. Thank you for your time. Excelsior!-President Arcainite of Trevekkia addressing the World Assembly