Westwind Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Having recieved a recruitment telegram targeting our region from Muscovy, I have returned the favor. I have used a few Telegram Stamps to send the following recruitment telegram to their region. [b]Greetings %NATION%, you are invited to come back to one of the Homelands of all nations, [region]The West Pacific[/region]![/b] [i]~Where the coffee is always fresh, the bar always open, and there's Karaoke every Friday.~[/i] The West Pacific is one of the oldest, most storied regions in the game and it has just about everything any region can offer. It's the best place to learn how to play the game, meet new people, and get involved at your own pace. New players can quickly learn more about the game by reading our Dispatch: [b][i][url=http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=212735]"New to NationStates? Click Here to learn more"[/url][/i][/b] Experience players are welcome to join our community and participate in those areas that most interest them. The same can be said for our Brother and Sister regions, and we would be happy to see you join one of them as well: [region]The Pacific[/region] [region]The North Pacific[/region] [region]The South Pacific[/region] [region]The East Pacific[/region] [region]Lazarus[/region] [region]Osiris[/region] [region]Balder[/region] [region]The Rejected Realms[/region] We are always disappointed to see nations leave for small regions that are dependent upon the activity of their Founders for security, and for constant recruitment efforts to build and maintain their communities. The Game Created regions will always be here for you, safe and secure from the tides and pressures of User Created Region life. No matter what your choice in NationStates, I wish you only the best. Sincerely, [nation]All Good People[/nation], World Assembly Delegate of The West Pacific -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [b]Please note: To avoid receiving recruitment telegrams, or regulate the number of official regional telegrams you may recieve, please visit your telegram settings here: [url=http://www.nationstates.net/page=tgsettings]Telegram Preferences[/url][/b] Drachmaland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 Delivery report: 22 delivered, 7 blocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Prime Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 You'd think we wouldn't have to recruit having 4K nations. Yet, we must and we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 It is retaliation for their recruitment. I don't mind UCRs recruiting new nations, but I do mind blanket recruitment of all TWP nations as they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegarth Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I honestly and completely love your reaction AND your TG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 Thank ye ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consular Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Aye, blanket recruitment is generally frowned upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedy Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 It's so impersonal....he says, sipping tea (his little digit at 45° to the others) and talking about the weather! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 Since The Eternal Knights decided to send us a tg recruitment bomb, I've returned the favor with the same telegram as above. Delivery report: 38 Delivered 1 Recruit (conversion rate: 2.63%) 22 Blocked by Category Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 Telegram received: NephmirReally? I had to spend $5 on that. Besides, it's not like you own the region. As if it didn't cost me stamps ? As if I don't' have the same right to recruit ? But wait there's more. Now he's making threats: Fair enough...but as I said, it's not your region. It's a GCR, and GCR's aren't as safe as you think they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intelligent Holograms Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Those Eternal Knights people are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 The Eternal Twats. Edit: And I've just sent Glenda to join them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 Ah yes, I'm sure they'll enjoy Glenda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 She taken her patterns and needles across - she thinks she's joined the Eternal Knits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karland Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I say infiltrate & take their Delegacy for the lulz. The sword of retribution shall strike those who seek to threaten the Sacred Order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intelligent Holograms Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Love Glenda. Be careful of those Knights, though, they're going to liberate GP! Bhang Bhang Duc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consular Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 lol Nephmir is such a twat. 10 hours ago: The Kingdom of Nephmir ejected The West Pacific Tart of Glenda Slagg from the region. xD I genuinely almost died laughing when I saw the rmb message. Bhang Bhang Duc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 xD I genuinely almost died laughing when I saw the rmb message. Thanks Arch. Glenda allows me to roleplay outrageously. I got a recruitment telegram a few years ago inviting me to a new region very middle-east in flavour. The founder wouldn't take no for an answer and kept bothering me so I sent Glenda across unbeknown to him. She was in the region for about a week getting more and more camp and then announced that she was saving up her money for her "sex-change operation". Booted and then I (BBD) had a tg from the Founder telling me to be careful of Glenda "as she is really a man". Priceless. Meanwhile one of my other puppets (one of my Ravers, think it was turiya) was continuing to post in very broken English (the patois of that RMB) his support for Glenda and what a nice person he/she seemed to be. Got booted when that one's English improved dramatically. Consular 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consular Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Ahaha, and they never caught on that it was you all along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Ahaha, and they never caught on that it was you all along? Outed myself eventually. I think the tgs afterwards got a bit heated and the Founder and I both got warnings from the Mods. Worth it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Called the Vlagh Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Outed myself eventually. I think the tgs afterwards got a bit heated and the Founder and I both got warnings from the Mods. Worth it though. Yeah, I can see you getting off on playing at being a transgender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Ivan! Where the hell have you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 The return of the fuckwit. Mediobogdum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consular Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Brace for impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Called the Vlagh Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 The return of the fuckwit. Yes, I did see you posting. Ivan! Where the hell have you been? I moved to the UK. Mostly for the weather. BBD is over here so the warm breezes just keep coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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